Marie, hoarsely: I think I'm losing my voice.
Henry: Great, that means you won't be able to yell at us anymore.
Later that day
Henry: As it turns out, Marie is scarier when she's quiet
Cosette: You need to tell Richard that you love him.
Henry: Blocked and Reported.
Cosette: This is a verbal conversation and it's the 1400's
jo: here take this
catori, taking the pill from him: what is it?
jo: just take it. worst case, it sets you back on your flu shot thirty years. best case, it freezes you for thirty seconds
catori: …aren't you banned from the chemistry lab
Victor: Here, take this!
Max, taking the pill from him: What is it?
Victor: Just take it. Worst case, it sets you back on your flu shot twenty years. Best case, it freezes you for thirty seconds.
Max: …aren't you banned from the chemistry lab?
Anthony, hoarsely: I think I'm losing my voice.
Cyrus: Great. That means you won't be able to yell at us anymore.
Later that day
Cyrus: As it turns out, Anthony is scarier when he's quiet.
Perry: You need to tell Quill that you love her.
Elias: Blocked and Reported.
Perry: This is a verbal conversation
Jack: Here, take this!
Quill, taking the pill from him: What is it?
Jack: Just take it. Worst case, it sets you back on your flu shot thirty years. Best case, it freezes you for thirty seconds!
Quill: …Aren't you banned from the chemistry lab
((it's funnier when you know catori is 16 and that it would set her back negative flu shots))
(Lmao that's why I changed it for Max, he's 21 so it would've given him negative flu shots too)
(jfskjfks Quill's sixteen, I just didn't change it-)
Usopp: Here, take this!
Azami, taking the pill from him: What is it?
Usopp: Just take it. Worst case, it sets you back on your flu shot twenty years. Best case, it freezes you for thirty seconds.
Azami: …aren't you banned from the chemistry lab?
Felix, walking into an art museum: I'm here to donate myself.
Austin: Eventually, the universe will grow darker until black holes dominate the cosmos, and everyone, everything you've ever known will be sucked into the vast nothingness. No one will be left to observe this, no one left to care.
Em: This is why nobody invites you to their birthday parties.
Em: How long does your ideal hug last?
Mel: Thirty to forty-five minutes.
Em: That seems impractical.
Mel: You said ideal, not realistic.
Jarrod, drunk: Why don't we just put all of the ocean water into a cup, clean out the bottom, and then pour it back?
Felix, completely sober: I don't know, that's a lot of cups, babe. We might need two cups.
Mel: Did you know it takes three sheep to make a sweater?
Austin: Wow! I didn't even know they could knit!
Felix: Should I stay out of it?
Jarrod: Yes.
Felix: Will I stay out of it?
Jarrod: No.
Felix: You know me so well.
Felix: I'm sorry. Is my swag distracting you?
Jarrod, hoarsely: I think I'm losing my voice.
Felix: Great. That means you won't be able to yell at us anymore.
Later that day
Felix: As it turns out, Jarrod is scarier when he's quiet.
Jarrod: Why do you spend so much time working out?
Felix: It's comforting knowing that I can easily throw anyone across the room.
Jarrod: You need to stop shooting your gun at random times just because it's quiet..
Felix: Blocked and reported.
Jarrod: This is a verbal conversation.
Felix: I'm a snack, but everyone seems to be on a diet.
Haeil: I only feel one emotion and it's anger.
Jack: But last night you got drunk and texted me a thousand heart emojis.
Haeil: Out of pure anger.
Hyungwon: I'm having a baby.
Chansung: Congratu-
Hyungwon, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.
Myung to Tony: You bitch.
Myung to Phillip: You son of a bitch.
Ezra: I came out to have a good time and honestly I'm feeling so attacked right now.
Jason: I came out to attack people and I'm honestly having such a good time right now.
AJ: A large group of people is called a "fuck that".
Estella: I came out to have a good time and honestly I'm feeling so attacked right now.
Peregrine: I came out to attack people and I'm honestly having such a good time right now.
Law, hoarsely: I think I'm losing my voice.
Azami: Great. That means you won't be able to yell at us anymore.
Later that day
Azami: As it turns out, Torao is scarier when he's quiet.
Cavendish: I'm a snack, but everyone seems to be on a diet.
Peregrine: You need to stop screeching at random times just because it's quiet.
Estella: Blocked and reported.
Peregrine: This is a verbal conversation.
Anthony: Look, I support freedom of speech and all that but please shut the fuck up
Cyrus: I'm having a baby.
Quill: Congratu-
Cyrus, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you. Sign here.
Quill: A large group of people is called a "fuck that".
Dally: I came out to have a good time and honestly I'm feeling so attacked right now.
Jack: I came out to attack people and I'm honestly having such a good time right now.
Geneva: Look, I support freedom of speech and all that but please shut the fuck up
Geneva: A large group of people is called a "fuck that".
Jackson: I came out to have a good time and honestly I'm feeling so attacked right now.
Geneva: I came out to attack people and I'm honestly having such a good time right now.
Allison: I came out to have a good time and honestly I'm feeling so attacked right now.
Vozreal: I came out to attack people and I'm honestly having such a good time right now.
Azrael: Eventually, the universe will grow darker until black holes dominate the cosmos, and everyone, everything you've ever known will be sucked into the vast nothingness. No one will be left to observe this, no one left to care.
Allison: This is why nobody invites you to their birthday parties.
Beck: Eventually, the universe will grow darker until black holes dominate the cosmos, and everyone, everything you've ever known will be sucked into the vast nothingness. No one will be left to observe this, no one left to care.
Casey: This is why nobody invites you to their birthday parties.
Austin: Look, I support freedom of speech and all that but please shut the fuck up
Jarrod: I'm having a baby.
Austin: Congratu-
Jarrod, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you. Sign here.
Austin: A large group of people is called a "fuck that".
Mel: I came out to have a good time and honestly I'm feeling so attacked right now.
Austin: I came out to attack people and I'm honestly having such a good time right now.
Azrael: I'm having a baby.
Allison: Congratu-
Azrael, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you. Sign here
Louis: Look, I support freedom of speech and all that but please shut the fuck up
Portia: I'm having a baby.
Quinn: Congratu-
Portia, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you. Sign here.
Beck: A large group of people is called a "fuck that".
Kristi: I came out to have a good time and honestly I'm feeling so attacked right now.
Kate: I came out to attack people and I'm honestly having such a good time right now.
Kate, hoarsely: I think I'm losing my voice.
Peter: Great, that means you won't be able to yell at us anymore.
Later that day
Peter: Turns out Kate is scarier when she's quiet.
Celia: Why do you spend so much time working out?
Carrie: It's comforting knowing that I can easily throw anyone across the room.
Kristi: I'm a snack, but everyone seems to be on a diet.
catori, getting stabbed: i get to keep the knife, bitch
nicky, during an argument: pulls out a knife
catori: pulls out a bigger knife what now, asshole
catori, in an alleyway being mugged, knife to her neck: hey what model is that, also you take really bad care of your knives. i have a sharpener in my bag if you want to use it-
Geneva, getting stabbed: I get to keep the knife, bitch!
Ethan, during an argument: Pulls out a knife
Trinity: Pulls out a bigger knife
Trinity: What now, asshole?
((are yours twins too or just Those 'Friends'))
Azami, during an argument: Pulls out a knife
Luffy: Pulls out a bigger knife
Luffy: What now, asshole?