Claudio: We can never let anyone know that we lost to Kat.
Frankie: Agreed.
Claudio: Take it to the grave?
Frankie: To the grave.
Claudio: This conversation never happened.
Frankie: I don't even know who you are.
Claudio: That's hurtful, you took it too far.
Frankie: That's a weird thing for a stranger to say.
Jackson: I hate when Geneva says, "Are you even listening to me?" It's such a random way to start a conversation.
Adrian: Oh. My. Kimin.
Seokju: Don't you mean God?
Adrian: You worship your own thing, I'll worship my own thing.
Hyungwon: I once asked Jaesung to bring me some snacks and he came back with nothing saying he was the snack.
Haeil: I once asked Matthew for a glass of water and he gave me vinegar.
Hyungwon and Haeil: [sigh] They don't know how to appreciate us.
Knight: I am a father.
Louis: It's a cat.
Knight: HE'S MY BLOOD!
[on a plane]
Stewardess: Now, before we take off, please ensure that all small items are secured.
Jaeseok: Psst.
Ash: What?
Jaeseok: Do you feel safe?
Ash: I WILL HIT YOU!
C.Ro: Power move- possessing the demon before it possess you.
Elijah: Please go to sleep.
JJ, pulling on a door that says "push":
Byungho, filming: Pull harder.
Louis: I am a father.
Trinity: It's a cat.
Louis: SHE'S MY BLOOD!
Anne, writing a letter to her parents: I'd say it's been fun, but I'm not a liar-
Ginny: L-I-E-R, babe.
Anne:
Anne: We get it, Ginny, you're a good speller.
Samuel: You better stop making fun of me, or I'm going to…going to do something to you!
Nich: Oh yeah? What're you gonna do?
Samuel: I'm going to kick your…head!
Nich: My head?
Samuel: Yes!
Nich: Not my ass?
Samuel: …yes!
Nich: Let's see it then! Kick my head! C'mon, show me that roundhouse! Show me that sweeping crane kick your teachers taught you!
Douglas: I want to apologize. I've been an awful person.
Douglas, pointing at Aristotle: I mean, I wanted to abandon Andrey back there.
Aristotle: Aristotle.
Douglas: Gesundheit.
Leo: Some say the political system is bogged down by ideological hard-liners unwilling to compromise. How would you respond to that, Your Highness?
Kit:
Kit: I would like to use my lifeline.
Andor: Don't correct me.
Ara: Don't be wrong.
Dallas: Are you guys twins?
Brian: No.
Holly: We're just really close cousins.
Gerard: So, there may be some more bad news.
Gerard: Or as I'm learning to call it, news.
Leo, reading a recipe: “Beat three eggs”
Crispin: … at what? Hand-to-hand combat?
Leo: Must be. Frank banned swords in the kitchen, remember?
Marigold: Some say the political system is bogged down by ideological hard-liners unwilling to compromise. How would you respond to that, Your Highness?
Iam:
Iam: I would like to use my lifeline.
Peter: Don't correct me.
Kate: Don't be wrong.
Marian: Are you guys twins?
Beatrice: No.
Oscar: We're just really close cousins.
Arthur: So, there may be some more bad news.
Arthur: Or as I'm learning to call it, news.
Azami, reading a recipe: “Beat three eggs”
Zoro: … at what? Hand-to-hand combat?
Azami: Must be. Sanji banned swords in the kitchen, remember?
Estella:So, there may be some more bad news.
Estella: Or as I'm learning to call it, news.
Vivi: I am a mother.
Nami: It's a duck.
Vivi: HE'S MY BLOOD!
Luffy: I hate when Torao says, "Are you even listening to me?" It's such a random way to start a conversation.
Estella: Why would anyone willingly go to church?
Shanks: Free wine.
Penguin: We can never let anyone know that we got beat up by Jax.
Shachi: Agreed.
Penguin: Take it to the grave?
Shachi: To the grave.
Penguin: This conversation never happened.
Shachi: I don't even know who you are.
Penguin: …That's hurtful, you took it too far.
Shachi: That's a weird thing for a stranger to say.
Azami: Truth or dare?
Sanji: Truth.
Azami: I dare you to kiss Zoro.
Sanji: Alright, fine.
Nami: She didn't even say dare though?
Austin: Oh. My. Em.
Mel: …Don't you mean God?
Austin: You worship your own thing, I'll worship my own thing.
Em: I am a father.
Austin: It's a cat.
Em: HE'S MY BLOOD!
[on a plane]
Stewardess: Now, before we take off, please ensure that all small items are secured.
Jarrod: Psst.
Felix: What?
Jarrod: Do you feel safe?
Felix: I WILL HIT YOU!
Austin, texting Mel: Power move: possessing the demon before it possess you.
Mel: Please go to sleep.
Felix, writing a letter to his enemies: I'd say it's been fun, but I'm not a liar-
Jarrod lying through his ass: L-I-E-R, babe.
Felix:
Felix: We get it, Jarrod, you're a good speller.
Felix: You better stop making fun of me, or I'm going to…going to do something to you!
Jarrod: Oh yeah? What're you gonna do?
Felix: I'm going kick your…head!
Jarrod: My head?
Felix: Yes!
Jarrod: Not my ass?
Felix: …yes!
Jarrod: Let's see it then! Kick my head! C'mon, show me that roundhouse! Show me that sweeping crane kick your teachers taught you!
Felix: I want to apologize. I've been an awful person.
Felix, pointing at Austin: I mean, I wanted to abandon Albuquerque back there.
Austin: Austin.
Felix: Gesundheit.
Missy: Some say the Family's leadership is bogged down by ideological hard-liners unwilling to compromise. How would you respond to that, Boss?
Felix:
Felix: I would like to use my lifeline.
Austin: So, there may be some more bad news.
Austin: Or as I'm learning to call it, news.
Em, reading a recipe: “Beat three eggs”
Felix: … at what? Hand-to-hand combat?
Em: Must be. Jarrod banned swords in the kitchen, remember?
Oops, just my roleplay charries who might not even get a story-
Ozzie: I am a father.
Sybil: It's a cat.
Ozzie: HE'S MY BLOOD!
Sybil: Power move: possessing the demon before it possess you.
Vera: Please go to sleep.
Vera: You better stop making fun of me, or I'm going to…going to do something to you!
Sybil: Oh yeah? What're you gonna do?
Vera: I'm going kick your…head!
Sybil: My head?
Vera: Yes!
Sybil: Not my ass?
Vera: …yes!
Sybil: I want to apologize. I've been an awful person.
Sybil, pointing at Ozzie: I mean, I wanted to abandon Osric back there.
Ozzie: Oswald.
Sybil: Gesundheit.
Ozzie: So, there may be some more bad news.
Ozzie: Or as I'm learning to call it, news.
Rhoda: Some say the Family's leadership is bogged down by ideological hard-liners unwilling to compromise. How would you respond to that, Natalia?
Talia:
Talia: I would like to use my lifeline.
Ozzie, on the phone with someone: Is it okay if I bring my weird roommate?
Vera: Would you please stop calling me that?
Vera: Please shut up.
Sybil: Well, since you asked nicely, no.
Sybil: You may not know this, Oswald, but I am a flawed person-
Ozzie: I do know that.
Sybil: You sure you’re sober enough to drive?
Vera: Yeah, I didn’t drink anything
Sybil: Okay, go get the car
Ozzie: Running after Vera
Sybil: It’s okay, she’s sober!
Ozzie: SHE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE!
Emil: I am a mother.
Varhmiel: I'm a fallen angel
Emil: YOU'RE MY BLOOD!
Emil, offended: Don't correct me
Varhmiel: Don't be wrong
[on a plane]
Stewardess: Now, before we take off, please ensure that all small items are secured
Emil: Psst
Varhmiel: What?
Emil: Do you feel safe?
Varhmiel: I WILL HIT YOU!
Emil: I want to apologize. I've been an awful person
Emil, pointing at Varhmiel: I mean, I wanted to abandon Victor back there
Varhmiel: Varhmiel
Emil: Gesundheit
Emil: Oh. My. Victor.
Varhmiel: …Don't you mean God?
Emil: You worship your own thing, I'll worship my own thing
Vera: What are you doing?
Freddy: Helping Ozzie find his chocolate I ate two hours ago.
Sybil: Two, four, six, eight, why do people think I'm straight.
Ozzie: How do you sleep knowing that there can be people out there who don't like you?
Sybil: Naked, in case they want to kiss my ass.
Vera: Hey everyone! Don't forget to drink water and stay hydrated!
Freddy: No.
Vera: Then become the dirt I walk on.
Customer: I didn’t ask for the attitude.
Sybil: I know. It’s on the house.
Later
Ozzie: Thank you for bringing this to my attention. In fact, I'll have her reprimanded here and now.
Sybil: Walks in
Ozzie: Sybil, I've told you to stop giving stuff away for free.
Freddy, who didn't sleep last night again: Ugh, I can’t believe I lost my glasses!
Sybil, staring at Freddy's glasses on his head: I’ll help you find them for 20 bucks
Freddy: Why are you eating a birthday cake? It’s not even your birthday
Ozzie: The cake doesn’t know that. It's trying its best.
Ozzie: I got you a mood ring so I know when you need a hug.
Vera, about to start sobbing: They change depending on heat signatures but thank you-
Vera: How long can you go without sleep before you start to hallucinate?
Freddy: Three days
Vera: How do you know?
Freddy, staring blankly at nothing: There's a deer person behind you.
Vera: This gives me good PTSD.
Ozzie: …You mean nostalgia?
Freddy: Has anyone ever told you they loved you?
Ozzie: Do my parents count?
Freddy: Yes.
Ozzie: Then no.
Vera: If you had to find your dog in a room with 49 identical dogs that are all equally excited to see you, how would you figure out which one is yours?
Ozzie: I would bring all 50 dogs home and live like a king.
Vera: You know that can kill you, right?
Freddy, downing six espresso shots in one go: Uh, yeah.
Sybil, smoking a cigarette: That’s the point. We’re trying to speed this up.
Ozzie, eating raw cookie dough: Nods
Freddy: There is no I in team
Freddy: But there is one in pizza
Ozzie: So you’re not going to share?
Freddy: No.
You gotta love it when you change the quotes slightly to fit your characters better and someone else uses them >:)
(It's literally not a big deal, my dude. Sometimes things fit. Sometimes people forget to change stuff. There's been plenty of times where I've changed something to fit my characters and other people have used it without changing stuff. It's not that deep, and not worth being all passive-aggressive about.)
Sybil: You can't make everyone like you. You're not Ozzie.
Freddy: Not everyone likes Ozzie.
Sybil: Who doesn't?
Freddy: Well-
Sybil: Names. Now. Give me their names.
Sybil: As Lady Macbeth once famously said, "Don't be a pussy, it's just murder,"
Ozzie: Bad news, the printer messed up the invitations. It was supposed to say 'Freddie's Birthday'
Sybil: What does it say?
Ozzie: 'Freddy's Bi'
Sybil: I mean, that could still work
Ozzie: I like my women how I like my coffee
Ozzie: Sips tea
Sybil: Hey, you look stressed.
Ozzie: Yes, it's the stress.
Ozzie, writing a letter to his boss: I'd say it's been fun, but I'm not a liar-
Sybil: L-I-E-R, babe.
Ozzie:
Ozzie: We get it, Sybil, you're a good speller-
nicky, after three allnighters: i can't find my reading glasses, dammit
catori, staring at them on the top of his head: i'll help you find them for twenty bucks
someone: you seem like the type of person who shoplifts and pickpockets
catori, confused: why would i steal when everyone gives me what i want
((catori is the kind of person who asks a room at large for five bucks and gets handed a five by nearly everyone there. also her friends are just really nice to their own friends))
(I would 100% give Catori my money)
((dfhjfh welcome to the 'simping for catori' club, the members include half the cast and a handful of ghosts, me, circe on a minor scale, and a few of my other friends. she's like. uber charismatic))
(I only know what you've told me about her and I would risk my life for her.)
((and she would save you from doing so in return))
(It's literally not a big deal, my dude. Sometimes things fit. Sometimes people forget to change stuff. There's been plenty of times where I've changed something to fit my characters and other people have used it without changing stuff. It's not that deep, and not worth being all passive-aggressive about.)
I WAS JOKING I'M SORRY :(
Felix: You know, bisexuality ain't that hard to understand.
Felix: Girls are cute
Felix: Guys are cute
Felix: What more do you want from me?
Austin: I want your wallet
(It's literally not a big deal, my dude. Sometimes things fit. Sometimes people forget to change stuff. There's been plenty of times where I've changed something to fit my characters and other people have used it without changing stuff. It's not that deep, and not worth being all passive-aggressive about.)
I WAS JOKING I'M SORRY :(
Ah okay, my bad! I'm sorry!!