Austin: finishes eating a 1/2 pound burger Wow. That was truly the Minecraft of sex
Mel:
Mel: I don't think that's quite right
Mel: Country gnomes
Mel: Take my bones
Austin: To a place
Austin: They don't belong
Austin: Because there are always pregnant people, the average number of skeletons in a body is higher than one
Mel: I'm begging you to please shut the fuck up
Felix: Yeah sex is cool I guess but have you ever tried blasphemy or moderate-to-severe heresy against the tyrant that calls himself "God"?
Jarrod: If you're catholic it's the same thing
Austin, sleepy: What if Mike was short for Micycle
Mel: Every now and then there's something you say that gets stuck in my head. This is it. I'm never going to be free of Micycle
Austin: What if bike was short of Bichael
Mel: Oh my fucking gOD
Austin: I foresee that before the next full moon, this house will be nothing but charred ruins
Scared villager: Are you sure???
Austin, throwing a lit torch in the house's window: Yeah pretty sure
Felix: I hate people that are like "Oh you shouldn't curse. Use proper words. Only people with a small vocabulary uses curse words" like no Karen fuck is exactly the word I'm looking for
Felix: Because saying you are an idiot is one thing
Felix: Saying you are a fucking idiot is another
Austin: A necromancer is just a really late healer
Mel: Well
Mel: You aren't wrong
Jarrod: Felix, put some sunscreen on.
Felix: I'm a grown man, I don't need that.
Jarrod:
Jarrod: You think you're stronger than the sun?
Jarrod: THE FUCKING SUN?
Felix: you think I'm fuCKING NOT?
Jarrod: We need to save his life.
Mel, crying over Austin's corpse: He’s already dead.
Jarrod: Yes, and that’s usually fatal, so we don’t have long
Taven: Serious question. If you met the King and Queen of your Nation would you bow or curtsy?
Milo: Slide tackle.
Crispin: It’s nice to be wanted, you know?
Kit: Not by the law!
Andor, on the phone: Do you have my shoes?
Ara: Why would I have your shoes?
Andor: Because I left them at your house last night.
Ara: Why would you leave without your shoes?
Andor: I don’t know! I go a lot of places without shoes. I’m walking barefoot right now! Oh but wait, that’s cause I left my shoes at your house last night.
Carter: Serious question. If you met the king and queen of Alchester, would you bow or curtsy?
Louis: Slide tackle.
Joan: It’s nice to be wanted, you know?
Samuel: Not by the law!
lorelei: it's nice to be wanted, you know?
gabe, almost crying: not by the law!
Penguin: Serious question. If you met the king and queen of Rhea, would you bow or curtsy?
Jax: Slide tackle.
Sybil: It's nice to be wanted, you know?
Ozzie, almost crying: Not by the law!
Dae: Are you mad?
Jaeseok: No.
Dae: So sharpening knives at 3 am is a hobby?
Usagi: Damn it, I burned my hand!
Knight: You idiot. That's because you're not being carefu-
Usagi: [puts his hand on Knight's chest where his heart is]
Usagi: Ahh, so nice and cold.
Adrian: Say those three words and I'll be yours.
Kimin: Those three words.
Adrian:
Adrian: Fuck let's get married!
Sebastian: Hey Chansung, why are you standing outside?
Chansung, in tears: Seokju said I didn't pass the vibe check and I'm not allowed inside the dorm.
Astra: Pearl, would you like to hangout with us tomorrow?
Pearl: Sorry, but I've got a doctor's appointment tomorrow.
Astra: Just cancel it.
Astra: Tell them you're sick.
Pearl: …?
Kimmie: [stands outside of Charli's window with a "PROM?" sign]
Madeline, leaning out of the window: Oh, my God! Yes!
Kimmie: No! Tell Charli!
Madeline: CHARLI! I'M GOING TO THE PROM WITH KIMMIE!
Kimmie:
Jungwoo: Omg oh no….I stepped on a ladybug!
Jungwoo, who's completely heartbrokened and cradles in hand: I-I'm sorry little guy.
Byungho, whispering to Taeok: Who's gonna tell him that's a red M&M I dropped.
Maestro: Smart is attractive. Educate me on some shit I don't know baby.
Damian: The mouth of a jellyfish is also the anus.
Maestro: Stop.
Beck: Hey Casey, why're you standing outside?
Casey, in tears: Harper said I didn't pass the vibe check and I'm not allowed inside the dorm.
Kate: Morgan, would you like to hangout with us tomorrow?
Morgan: Sorry, but I've got a doctor's appointment tomorrow.
Kristi: Just cancel it.
Kristi: Tell them you're sick.
Morgan: …?
Austin: Serious question. If you met the King and Queen of your Nation would you bow or curtsy?
Felix: Slide tackle.
Austin: It’s nice to be wanted, you know?
Mel: Not by the law!
Austin, on the phone: Do you have my shoes?
Mel: Why would I have your shoes?
Austin: Because I left them at your house last night.
Mel: Why would you leave without your shoes?
Austin: I don’t know! I go a lot of places without shoes. I’m walking barefoot right now! Oh but wait, that’s cause I left my shoes at your house last night.
Jarrod: Are you mad?
Austin: No.
Jarrod: So sharpening knives at 3 am is a hobby?
Felix: Damn it, I burned my hand!
Jarrod: You idiot. That's because you're not being carefu-
Felix: [puts his hand on Jarrod's chest where his heart is]
Felix: Ahh, so nice and cold.
Jarrod: Em, why are you standing outside?
Em, in tears: Felix said I didn't pass the vibe check and I'm not allowed inside the house.
Felix: Jarrod, wanna hang out tomorrow?
Jarrod: Sorry, but I've got a doctor's appointment tomorrow.
Felix: Just cancel it.
Felix: Tell them you're sick.
Jarrod: …?
Em: Omg oh no….I stepped on a ladybug!
Em, completely heartbroken and cradling the bug in her hand: I-I'm sorry little guy.
Felix, whispering to Jarrod: Who's gonna tell her that's a red M&M I dropped.
Mel: Smart is attractive. Educate me on some shit I don't know baby.
Austin: The mouth of a jellyfish is also the anus.
Mel: Stop.
catori: don't worry, i have a couple knives up my sleeve
caroline: i think you mean cards
jo: she did not
catori, pulling knives from her sleeves: i did not
cisco: smart is attractive. educate me on things i don't know baby
nicky: the mouth of a jellyfish is also the anus
cisco: i love you but stop
jo: stands outside of kas' window with a sign that says PROM
cisco, leaning out the window: oh my god yes!
jo: no! tell kas!
cisco: kas, i'm going to prom with your boyfriend!
jo:
cisco: are you mad?
catori: no
cisco: so sharpening knives at three am is a hobby?
(yes)
Joan: Don't worry, I have a couple knives up my sleeve.
Samuel: I think you mean cards.
Nich: She didn't.
Joan, pulling knives from her sleeves: I didn't.
Robin, on the phone: Do you have my shoes?
Oberon: Why would I have your shoes?
Robin: Because I left them at your house last night.
Oberon: Why would you leave without your shoes?
Robin: I don’t know! I go a lot of places without shoes. I’m walking barefoot right now! Oh but wait, that’s cause I left my shoes at your house last night.
Allison, on the phone: Do you have my shoes?
Vozreal: Why would I have your shoes?
Allison: Because I left them at your house last night.
Vozreal: Why would you leave without your shoes?
Allison: I don’t know! I go a lot of places without shoes. I’m walking barefoot right now! Oh but wait, that’s cause I left my shoes at your house last night.
Rachel: don't worry, i have a couple knives up my sleeve
Vozreal: i think you mean cards
Allison: she did not
Rachel, pulling knives from her sleeves: i did not
Vozreal: Damn it, I burned my hand!
Azrael You idiot. That's because you're not being carefu-
Vozreal: [puts his hand on Azrael's chest where her heart is]
Vozreal: Ahh, so nice and cold.
Sindy: [stands outside of Vozreal's window with a "PROM?" sign]
Roxanne, leaning out of the window: Oh, my God! Yes!
Sindy: No! Tell Vozreal!
Roxanne: VOZREALI! I'M GOING TO THE PROM WITH SINDY!
Sindy:
Allison: Omg oh no….I stepped on a ladybug!
Allison, completely heartbroken and cradling the bug in her hand: I-I'm sorry little guy.
Vozreal, whispering to Azrael Who's gonna tell her that's a red M&M I dropped.
Allison: Smart is attractive. Educate me on some shit I don't know baby.
Vozreal: The mouth of a jellyfish is also the anus.
Allison: I love you but Stop.
Georgie: Aw, I burned my hand!
Christopher You idiot. That's because you're not being carefu-
Georgie: Puts his hand on Christopher's chest where his heart would be
Georgie: Ahh, so nice and cold.
That one hits different if you know his backstory lol
Bee: Oh no, I stepped on a ladybug!
Bee, completely heartbroken and cradling the bug in her hand: I-I'm sorry little guy.
Kate, whispering to Kristi Who's gonna tell her that's a red M&M I dropped?
Hyungwon: I saw two of my members, Matthew and Seokju hugging.
Hyungwon: And then I realized they were choking each other and I was like, okay, that makes more sense.
Jack: Where are you going with a bucket?
Adrian: To put a dead man's head in it.
Jack:
Adrian: Of course not! I'm going to fill it with water, what else do you do with a bucket?
Jack: The first option would've made more sense for you.
JJ: I can't believe clowns are real. What the heck?
C.Ro: Did you just discover mirrors?
Louis: I'm having problems with someone.
Knight: "Their dead body won't fit in the back of my car" problems or "I like them" problems?
Louis: I like them.
Knight: Too bad, I could have helped with the other one.
Ashley: What happens when you put nutella on salmon?
AJ: ….
Ashley, almost in tears: You get salmonella.
AJ: We're not friends anymore.
Kimin: You know the thing they use to contain someone's ashes after they die? What do they call that again?
Sanghun: …
Sanghun: Ashtray?
Jason: TONY! PHILLIP IS IN THE POOL AND I DON'T THINK HE'S WATERPROOF!!!
Tony: What?
Ezra: He means Phillip is drowning.
Tony: Oh okay-
Tony: wAIT WHAT?
Carter: Where are you going with a bucket?
Louis: To put a dead man's head in it.
Carter:
Louis: Of course not! I'm going to fill it with water, what else do you do with a bucket?
Carter: The first option would've made more sense for you.
Barry: I can't believe clowns are real. What the heck?
Kat: Did you just discover mirrors?
Ozzie: I'm having problems with a guy.
Sybil: "His dead body won't fit in the back of my car" problems or "I like him" problems?
Ozzie: "I like him" problems.
Sybil: Too bad, I could've helped with the other one.
nicky: i can't believe clowns are real. what the heck
catori: did you just discover mirrors?
kas: i'm having problems with a guy
catori: 'his dead body wont fit in the back of my car' problems, or 'i like him' problems
kas: 'i like him' problems
catori: damn. i could've helped with the other one
Crispin: Just trust me on this.
Kit: I want to, but you're just so wrong about so many things.
Milo: I don't think we've met yet. I'm Milo.
Keyla: And I'm disgusted.
Jackie: I'm having problems with a guy.
Holly: "His dead body won't fit in the back of my car" problems or "I like him" problems?
Jackie: "I like him" problems.
Holly: Too bad, I could've helped with the other one.
Andor: I can't believe clowns are real. What the heck?
Ara: Did you just discover mirrors?
Jackie: I saw Brian and Holly hugging.
Jackie: And then I realized they were choking each other and I was like, okay, that makes more sense.
Andor: Aw, I burned my hand!
Ara: You idiot. That's because you're not being carefu-
Andor: *Puts his hand on Ara's chest where his heart would be*
Andor: Ahh, so nice and cold.
Kit: Are you mad?
Crispin: No
Kit: So sharpening knives at three am is a hobby?
Andor: Ara, would you like to hangout with us tomorrow?
Ara: Sorry, but I've got a doctor's appointment tomorrow.
Andor: Just cancel it.
Andor: Tell them you're sick.
Ara: …?
Oleander: I don't think we've met yet. I'm Oleander.
Maia: And I'm disgusted.
Azami: I saw Zoro and Sanji hugging.
Azami: And then I realized they were choking each other and I was like, okay, that makes more sense.
Estella: Where are you going with a bucket?
Peregrine: To put a dead man's head in it.
Estella:
Peregrine: Of course not! I'm going to fill it with water, what else do you do with a bucket?
Estella: The first option would've made more sense for you.
Sanji: Aw, I burned my hand!
Zoro: You idiot. That's because you're not being carefu-
Sanji: [Puts his hand on Zoro's chest where his heart would be]
Sanji: Ahh, so nice and cold.
Felix: don't worry, I have a couple guns up my sleeve
Austin: I think you mean cards
Jarrod: He does not
Felix, pulling guns from his sleeves: I do not
Jarrod: Where are you going with a bucket?
Felix: To put a dead man's head in it.
Jarrod: goes back to reading
Felix: Of course not! I'm going to fill it with water, what else do you do with a bucket?
Jarrod: The first option would've made more sense for you.
Jarrod: I don't think we've met yet. I'm Jarrod.
Felix: And I'm disgusted.
Austin: I can't believe clowns are real. What the heck?
Mel: Did you just discover mirrors?
Austin: Just trust me on this.
Mel: I want to, but you're just so wrong about so many things.
Mel: I'm having problems with a girl.
Austin: "Her dead body won't fit in the back of my car" problems or "I like her" problems?
Mel: "I like her" problems.
Austin: Too bad, I could've helped with the other one.
Fern: don't worry, I have a couple knives up my sleeve
Columbine: I think you mean cards
Christi: She does not
Fern, pulling knives from her sleeves: I do not
Ruby: When I was little-
Xavier: Pfft, was?
Christi: I saw Fern and Ferrin hugging.
Christi: And then I realized they were choking each other and I was like, okay, that makes more sense.
Xavier: You're blocking the view.
Ruby: I am the view.
Columbine: Okay name one way to be nice to others.
Fern: Don't kill them.
Columbine: Setting the bar a little low there.
Fern: The real treasure is the memories we made along the way.
Ferrin: I almost died.
Fern: That was my fondest memory.
Xavier: I'm the most responsible person here.
Dove: You just set the kitchen on fire.
Xavier: And I take full responsibility for that.
