Jackson: Good news or bad news?
Morgan: Good news.
Jackson: Everyone is alive.
Morgan: What kind of answer is that-
Bee, sneaking into the house with a large coat:
Kate: What's in that coat?
Bee's coat: Meows
Bee: Drugs.
Kate: My life is a romantic comedy.
Kate: Except there's no romance and it's just me laughing at other people.
Anthony, leaving the room: I am not getting into any more stupid arguments with you.
Dally: Mars isn’t a planet.
Anthony, storming back into the room: How the fuck is Mars not a planet?!
Anthony: Sneezes
Cyrus, inside the washing machine: Bless you.
Anthony: Thank you.
Anthony: Wait-
Quill, sneaking into the apartment with a large coat:
Anthony: What's in that coat?
Quill’s coat: Meows
Quill, panicking: Uhh… drugs.
Cyrus: My life is a romantic comedy, except there's no romance and it's just me laughing at my own jokes.
Chan: Good news or bad news?
Ren: Good news.
Chan: Everyone is alive.
Ren: What kind of answer is that-
Chan: My life is a romantic comedy, except there's no romance and it's just me laughing at my own jokes.
Ren, opening the fridge to find Chan sitting inside: Umm, what on earth are you doing?
Chan: Well, I decided to bake some cookies and the instructions said to chill in the fridge for an hour so here I am.
Ren: No, that's not what- wait-
Ren: Where's the food? Chan, WHERE'S THE FOOD?
Lucas: [loud screeches] OH GOD GET IT AWAY FROM ME!!!
Zephyr: What in the world is going on in here?
Ren: Himari is trying to show Lucas affection.
Himari: [sneaking up behind Ren]
Ren, loudly: I hope nobody's about to scare me because I'm thinking about making cookies later.
Himari:
Himari: What kind?
Zephyr: It's nice that you're helping Elyas learn English, but can you not do it in Vine references?
Chan, pretending innocence: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Elyas in the distance: I'm a bad bitch, you can't kill me.
Chan: Hey Elyas, I'm gonna do a live scream tonight. Wanna join?
Elyas: Don't you mean live stream-
Chan: [inhales]
Chan: I guess you could say, I've fallen for you
Lucas, confused: You just rolled down an entire flight of stairs. How are you still alive?
Cashier: Hello
Elyas: Hi! :D
Cashier: How are you today?
Elyas: [Looks at Zephyr]
Zephyr, mouthing: I'm fine, thank you
Elyas: I'm firing you
Cyrus: Hey Anthony, I'm gonna do a live scream tonight. Wanna join?
Anthony: Don't you mean live stream-
Cyrus: [Inhales]
Dally: I guess you could say I've fallen for you
Anthony, confused: You just rolled down an entire flight of stairs. How are you still alive?
Cashier: Hello
Emmett: Hi! :D
Cashier: How are you today?
Emmett: [Looks at Jack]
Jack, mouthing: I'm fine, thank you
Emmett: I'm firing you
Therapist: So what seems to be causing you stress
Kage: Everything
Asumi: My aunt was a… complicated person
Kage: She was a bad person, there's a difference
Mikoto to herself: Come on you can do it, You're a brave girl
Walks to Asumi
Asumi: Hi, Miko-san
Mikoto internally: I C A N T D O I T
Collin: Ow
Emiko yanks Collin's ahoge
Collin: What was that for
Emiko: Sorry, I was trying to make you unleash your true power
Ran: Are you gay because you lacked a strong male figure in your life
Kage: No, I'm gay because I want a strong male figure up my ass
Kosuke: Have I give you a reason not to trust me
Kage: Alphabethically or Chronologically
Me: Why is it, when something disastrous and drunk happens, it is always you three
Kage[Covered in glitter and chewing pocky]
Minato[Wearing sunglasses inside with a party blower]
Asumi: Drunk and hurling out his guts
Eri: Well, we're going to hell
Kage: Seems about right
Mikoto: Sleep…WHO'S NEED SLEEP IN A DEATH GAME
Collin: [sleeping like a baby] Huh… What happened
Asumi: Destiny's calling, Kage
Kage: They have the wrong number then
Ran: Minato, You're being expelled
Minato: But I'm homeschooled
Ran: You have 24 hours to leave
Hanaki: You know I get this feeling of deja vu around you, what about you Asumi
Asumi: Now you mention I do remember something of the sort but there were 6 of you and they were all abusive
Collin: Do only think about sex?
Unzari: No, I also think about my self-loathing
Azazel: Have I given you any reasons not to trust me?
Quill: You want ‘em listed alphabetically or chronologically?
Therapist: So what seems to be causing you stress?
Quill: Everything.
Dally: Cyrus’s dad was a…complicated person.
Cyrus: He was a bad person. There’s a difference.
Nich: Have I given you any reasons not to trust me?
Oliver: You want ‘em listed alphabetically or chronologically?
Becca: So what seems to be causing you stress?
Victor: Everything.
Samuel: Duchess Marlott is a…complicated person.
Margot: She's a bad person. There’s a difference.
Brook: Is anybody here good with computers?
Luffy: I have a computer.
Azami: I game on my refrigerator so I wouldn't know.
Zoro: I use computers sometimes.
Nami: Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Andor: Tomatoes?
Andor: Frogs and toads??
Dallas: I don’t know what you expect me to say to messages like this. These are just vegetables. These aren’t questions.
Ara: Frogs and toads aren't vegetables.
Dallas: I guess tomatoes aren’t either. 0 for 3 today.
Gerard: I'd rather die
Eva: …than?
Gerard: No, that's it
Jackie: Do you guys know where I can get one of those gold t-shaped pendants?
Ara: That’s a cross.
Jackie: Across from where?
Garzlan: Morning, what the fuck is going on?
Keyla: Bullshit.
Milo: War.
Farli: Hell.
Taven: idk I just live here.
Dallas: Is anybody here good with computers?
Jackie: I have a computer.
Andor: I game on my refrigerator so I wouldn't know.
Brian: I use computers sometimes.
Ara: Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Milo: King Valder is a…complicated person.
Keyla: He's a bad person. There’s a difference
Adelia: So what seems to be causing you stress?
Gerard: Everything.
Milo: Have I given you any reasons not to trust me?
Garzlan: You want ‘em listed alphabetically or chronologically?
Andor: My life is a romantic comedy, except there's no romance and it's just me laughing at my own jokes.
Holly: Trivia question: which country is next to the USA?
Ara: Can-
Andor: USB.
Ara:
Holly:
Ara, leaving the room: I am not getting into any more stupid arguments with you.
Andor: Mars is not a planet.
Ara, storming back into the room: How the fuck is Mars not a planet!!?!
(this is literally what all of their conversations are like lmao)
Kage: I sure showed those guys, Eh, Asu
Kage: Did you see how uncomfortable they got when I started crying
Kotone: Excuse me, I lost my son can I make an announcement
Festival Worker: Sure
Kotone: Don't worry we found your sister
Ran: You trust me, Minato
Minato as a child: Yes, mom
Minato trust fall before Ran moves out the way
Ran: Rule #1 never trust anyone
Kage: Come on, we're twins, how can we not love each other
Hikari: I'd sell you to satan for a bucket of KFC, try me
Teacher: Unzari, You can't wear that at school
Unzari: Why, it's just my ahegao jacket
Ai: As punishment for ripping off your collar, you must eat rats, spiders and toads
Hikari: Is that a punishment or a challenge
Barry: Tomatoes?
Barry: Frogs and toads??
Claudio: I don’t know what you expect me to say to messages like this. These are just vegetables. These aren’t questions.
Frankie: Frogs and toads aren't vegetables.
Claudio: I guess tomatoes aren’t either. 0 for 3 today.
Huxley: I'd rather die
Asher: …than?
Huxley: No, that's it
Kristi: Do you guys know where I can get one of those gold t-shaped pendants?
Kate: That’s a cross.
Kristi: Across from where?
Eleanor: Morning, what in the world is going on?
Christopher: Bullshit.
Gabriel: War.
Cordelia: Hell.
Georgie: I dunno, I just live here.
Felix: Hey Austin, I'm gonna do a live scream tonight. Wanna join?
Austin: Don't you mean live stream-
Felix: [inhales]
Felix: I guess you could say, I've fallen for you
Jarrod: You just rolled down an entire flight of stairs. How are you still alive?
Cashier: Hello
Em: Hi! :D
Cashier: How are you today?
Em: [Looks at Zephyr]
Austin, mouthing: I'm fine, thank you
Em: I'm firing you!
Therapist: So what seems to be causing you stress
Austin: Everything
Mel: My dad was a… complicated person
Austin: He was a bad person, there's a difference
Felix to himself: Come on you can do it, You're a god! A brave one too!
Walks over to Jarrod
Jarrod: What, Felix?
Felix internally: I C A N T D O I T
Felix: Tugs on Austin's hair
Austin: Ow
Austin: What was that for
Felix: I was trying to make you unleash your true power
Felix: What reason have I ever given you to not trust me?
Jarrod: Do you want them alphabetically or chronologically?
Mel: Well, we're going to hell
Austin: You've only just realized this?
Austin: Sleep…WHO'S NEED SLEEP IN A DEATH GAME
Mel, across town: [wakes up] Something's wrong.
Jarrod: Do you only think about sex?
Felix: No, I also think about my self-loathing
Em: Tomatoes?
Em: Frogs and toads??
Austin: I don’t know what you expect me to say to messages like this. These are just vegetables. These aren’t questions.
Mel: Frogs and toads aren't vegetables.
Austin: I guess tomatoes aren’t either. 0 for 3 today.
Austin: I'd rather die
Mel: …than?
Austin: No, that's it
Felix: Do you guys know where I can get one of those gold t-shaped pendants?
Jarrod: That’s a cross.
Felix: Across from where?
Austin: Morning, what the fuck is going on?
Felix: Bullshit.
Em: War.
Mel: Hell
Jarrod: I don't know, I just live here.
Em: I sure showed those guys, right Austin?
Em: Did you see how uncomfortable they got when I started crying
Felix: Come on, we're friends, how can we not like each other
Jarrod: I'd sell you to Satan for a new book, try me
Jarrod: As punishment for ripping off your collar, you must eat rats, spiders and toads
Felix Is that a punishment or a challenge
Robin: Hey Oberon, I'm gonna do a live scream tonight. Wanna join?
Oberon: Don't you mean live stream-
Robin: Inhales
Portia: Well, we're going to hell.
Vince: You've only just realized this?
Calla: Do you only think about sex?
Oleander: No, I also think about my self-loathing.
Ozzie: I sure showed those guys, right Sybil?
Ozzie: Did you see how uncomfortable they got when I started crying
Sybil: Come on, when have I ever given you a reason not to trust me?
Freddy: You want them alphabetically or chronologically?
The Erl King: As punishment for helping Oberon in the duel, you must eat rats, spiders and toads
Robin: Is that a punishment or a challenge?
Azami: Hey Robin, I'm gonna do a live scream tonight. Wanna join?
Robin: Don't you mean live stream-
Azami: Inhales
Some Marine: As punishment for breaking out of prison, you must eat rats, spiders and toads.
Azami: Is that a punishment or a challenge?
Pudding: I'm making cookies, want any?
Peppermint: Yeah, gimme a few.
Pudding: You get ten.
Peppermint: I get however many I want.
Pudding: How many do you want?
Peppermint: Ten.
Pudding: …
Rosaline: The letter of the law is a capital "S'!
Evan and Celia: That's the Ehren way!
Huxley: We're all just pawns in a fucking game of chess!
Evan and Celia:…..
Ayla and Carrie, sarcastically: That's the Ehren way!
The "S" part even still works since her surname is "Sole" lol
Harper: Hey Beckett, I'm gonna do a live scream tonight. Wanna join?
Beck: Don't you mean live stream-
Harper: Inhales
Beck: I'm making cookies, want any?
Cora: Yeah, gimme a few.
Beck: You get ten.
Cora: I get however many I want.
Beck: How many do you want?
Cora: Ten.
Beck: …
Haeil: People who sleep without socks on make me worry.
Sebastian: People who sleep WITH socks on are not to be trusted.
Adrian: People who actually sleep are weird.
Jack: I was a sock once.
Hyungwon: Where should we go on holiday?
Kimin: Hawaii.
Chansung: The Himalayas.
Matthew: Hell.
Minwoo: Anti-social.
Minwoo: Anti-so-cool.
Minwoo: Ain't I so cool?
Jaesung: Please get out of the studio, it's been a week.
Fen: I am the cutie.
Basil: No, I am!
Dae: What!? No, it's me!
Blair: What are you all talking about? It's obviously me.
Orion: You people clearly haven't seen me.
Satan: Hey, I bought your soul last month and-
Seokju: No returns.
Satan: Please, it's making me sad.
Maeng: I don't know how many cookies it takes to be happy but so far it's not 37.
Alys: People who sleep without socks on make me worry.
Titania: People who sleep with socks on are not to be trusted.
Oberon: People who actually sleep are odd.
Robin: I ate a sock once.
Victor: Where should we go on holiday?
Henry: Hawaii.
Jackson: The Himalayas.
Geneva: Hell.
Robin: Hey, I bought your soul last month and-
Oberon: No returns.
Robin: Please, it's making me sad.
Della: I don't know how many cookies it takes to be happy but so far it's not 37.
Kingo: Hey Beni, watch me drink this beer up my nose.
Kingo, inhaling the beer through a straw into his nose: BIG SNIFF
Beni, at Kingo’s bed in the hospital: ._.
Kingo, in the hospital bed: ._.
Beck: I'm making cookies, want any?
Cora: Yeah, gimme a few.
Beck: You get ten.
Cora: I get however many I want.
Beck: How many do you want?
Cora: Ten.
Beck: …
Fun fact: This was a conversation between my mother and I while I was making taquitos(she wanted three, I'm the only one crazy enough to eat ten)
Brook: People who sleep without socks on make me worry.
Nami: People who sleep WITH socks on are not to be trusted.
Zoro: People who actually sleep are weird.
Azami: I was a sock once.
Shanks: Where should we go on holiday?
Estella: Hawaii.
Mihawk: The Himalayas.
Peregrine: Hell.
Estella: Anti-social.
Estella: Anti-so-cool.
Estella: Ain't I so cool?
Peregrine: Please get out of the mansion, it's been a month.
Jax: I am the cutie.
Bepo: No, I am!
Penguin: What!? No, it's me!
Shachi: What are you all talking about? It's obviously me.
Ikkaku: You people clearly haven't seen me.
Vermilion: Hey, I bought your soul last month and-
Ace: No returns.
Vermilion: Please, it's making me sad.
Azami: I don't know how many cookies it takes to be happy but so far it's not 37.
Jarrod: People who sleep without socks on make me worry.
Mel: People who sleep WITH socks on are not to be trusted.
Austin: People who actually sleep are weird.
Felix: I was a sock once.
Jarrod: Where should we go on holiday?
Em: Hawaii.
Austin: The Himalayas.
Felix: Hell.
Austin: Anti-social.
Austin: Anti-so-cool.
Austin: Ain't I so cool?
Jarrod: Please get out of the house, it's been a week.
Em: I am the cutie.
Felix: No, I am!
Mel, sarcastically: What!? No, it's me!
Jarrod, with even more sarcasm: What are you all talking about? It's obviously me.
Austin: I am ugly.
Satan: Hey, I bought your soul last month and-
Austin: No returns.
Satan: Please, it's making me sad.
Austin: I don't know how many cookies it takes to be happy but so far it's not 37.
Felix: Hey Jarrod, watch me drink this beer up my nose.
Felix, inhaling the beer through a straw into his nose: BIG SNIFF
Jarrod, at Felix’s bed in the hospital: o_o
Felix, in the hospital bed: o_0
Robin: I don't know how many cookies it takes to be happy but so far it's not 37.
kas: i don't know how many cookies it takes to be happy but so far it's not 37
Cyrus: I don't know how many cookies it takes to be happy but so far it's not 37.
Jack: Hey, I bought your soul last month and-
Cyrus: No returns.
Jack: Please, it's making me sad.
Cyrus: Yes hello, 911? I accidentally raised my voice at Quill and I need to be arrested
911 operator: Ms. Hecate, we’ve talked about this
Quill: Did you know that eyes have the consistency of boiled eggs?
Jack: I’ve tested that, and it’s not true, actually.
Quill: Oh.
Quill:
Quill: Wait, you what-
Cyrus: I don’t have any talents. I like to think about girls. When people ask me how I’m doing I just ignore the question. Simple