forum Incorrect Quotes 2: Electric Boogaloo

Started July 17, 2020 by @HighPockets group

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Asumi: Everything will be fine, Just remember to keep smiling
Kage: I'm the embodiment of despair, Asumi, I literally can't smile
Asumi: Not with that attitude, You can't

Kage: So let me get this straight, not only did you lie about your age but you have a son and daughter my age who are my classmates
Kosuke: You never asked

Dan: Speaking of virtues and sins , I wonder how Hikari can be a glutton, She honestly seems too preoccupied with work to eat
Kage: If she can eat that radioactive dog shit disguising as a milkshake Minato made her, I think title glutton fits
Hikari(drinking Minato's syrup and sugar shake): What

Mel: Everything will be fine, Just remember to keep smiling
Austin: I'm the embodiment of despair, I can't smile
Mel: I said lighten the fuck up

Felix: The plan is simple, first, we fly up to the roof-
Jarrod: Literally none of us can do that.
Felix: Well not with that attitude

Jarrod: Wait, why would Austin be a glutton? He honestly seems too preoccupied with not doing anything to eat
Felix: If he can eat that radioactive dog shit disguising as a milkshake Em made him, I think title glutton fits
Austin(drinking Em's syrup and sugar shake): What

Seokju: Are you into cars?
Minwoo: Yes, it was truly a masterpiece of a film.
Seokju: No, like, are you a car person?
Minwoo: A…Transformer?

Sebastian, opening the fridge to find Chansung sitting inside: Umm, what on earth are you doing?
Chansung: Well, I decided to bake some cookies and the instructions said to chill in the fridge for an hour so here I am.
Sebastian: No, that's not what- wait-
Sebastian: Where's the food? Chansung, WHERE'S THE FOOD?

Haeil: Who ate my donuts!?!? I am gonna fucking ki-
Kimin: Oh, I did.
Haeil: Kiss you and buy you some more. Are you hungry, baby?

Adrian: I think Hyungwon is angry because of me.
Jack: You called him to your room in the middle of the night and shot him in the face with a water gun.
Jack: What else do you expect?

Basil: Do you have anything else to tell me?
Matthew: I do not.
Basil: Okay, well your horoscope said that you're keeping secrets so like I don't want to call you a liar but the stars don't lie.

Sanji, opening the fridge to find Luffy sitting inside: Umm, what on earth are you doing?
Luffy: Well, I decided to bake some cookies and the instructions said to chill in the fridge for an hour so here I am.
Sanji: No, that's not what- wait-
Sanji: Where's the food? Luffy, WHERE'S THE FOOD?

Nami: Who ate my tangerines!?!? I am gonna fucking ki-
Vivi: Oh, I did.
Nami: Kiss you and pick you some more. Are you hungry, baby?

Timothy: I think Erica is angry cuz of me…
Theo: You called her to your room in the middle of the night and shot her in the face with a water gun.
Theo: What else do you expect?

Harper: Do you have anything else to tell me?
Beck: No.
Harper: Okay, well your horoscope said that you're keeping secrets so like I don't want to call you a liar but the stars don't lie.

Anne: Who ate my tangerines!?!? I am gonna fucking ki-
Ginny: Oh, I did.
Anne: Kiss you and pick you some more. Are you hungry, babe?

Felix: Are you into cars?
Em: Yes, it was truly a masterpiece of a film.
Felix: No, like, are you a car person?
Em: Like a…Transformer?

Jarrod, opening the fridge to find Em sitting inside: Umm, what on earth are you doing?
Em: Well, I decided to bake some cookies and the instructions said to chill in the fridge for an hour so here I am.
Jarrod: No, that's not what- wait-
Jarrod: Where's the food? Em, WHERE'S THE FOOD?

Austin: Who ate my donuts!?!? I am gonna fucking ki-
Em: Oh, I did.
Austin: Kiss you and buy you some more. Are you hungry, baby?

Felix: I think Jarrod is angry because of me.
Felix: You called him to your room in the middle of the night and shot him in the face with a water gun.
Felix: What else do you expect?

Felix: Do you have anything else to tell me?
Jarrod: No? Why
Felix: Well your horoscope said that you're keeping secrets so like I don't want to call you a liar but the stars don't lie.

Oberon, opening the fridge to find Robin sitting inside: Um, what in Mab's name are you doing?
Robin: Well, I decided to bake some cookies and the instructions said to chill in the fridge for an hour so here I am.
Oberon: No, that's not what- wait-
Oberon: Where's the food?
Robin: :)
Oberon: Robin. Where's the food?

Petrichor: I think Basil is angry because of me.
Lapis: You called them to your room in the middle of the night and hit them in the face with a snowball.
Lapis: What else do you expect?

Darlene: Do you have anything else to tell me?
Cordelia: No, why?
Darlene: Well your horoscope said that you're keeping secrets so like I don't want to call you a liar but the stars don't lie.

jo: do you have anything else to tell me?
catori: no, why?
jo: well, your horoscope said that you're keeping secrets. so like, i don't want to call you a liar but the stars don't lie

Luffy: My boyfriend's too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
Robin: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
Azami: Tackle him.
Zoro: Dump him.
Sanji: Kick him in the shin.
Law: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.

Chopper: Say no to drugs.
Zoro: Say yes to drugs.
Luffy: It doesn't matter what you tell drugs.
Azami: Because if you're taking drugs, you're on drugs.

Luffy: Onion rings are just vegetable donuts.
Sanji: Alright, sure.
Luffy: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.
Sanji: Okay.
Luffy: Lasagna is just spaghetti-flavored cake.
Sanji: Huh.
Luffy: Lobsters are mermaids to scorpions.
Sanji: …

Nami, holding the door: After you.
Vivi: No, after you.
Nami: I insist, after you.
Zoro, pushing past both of them: After me.

Sanji: If a Marine got you, I'd hunt them down to the ends of the earth and kill them.
Zoro: If you asked, I would kill every person in this room without a second thought.
Nami: Y-you guys know normal couples don't say these things to each other, right?

Luffy: A tale as old as time~
Azami: A meme as old as Vine~
Luffy: Beauty, and the-
Azami: yEET

Marisol: Say no to drugs.
Harper: Say yes to drugs.
Beck: It doesn't matter what you tell drugs, because if you're talking to drugs, you're on drugs.

Louis: What did I teach you about fighting people?
Dae: How. You taught me how.

Astra: So you have 10 apples and your girlfriend asks for 5- what do you have?
Kimmie, tearing up: A girlfriend.

C.Ro: SomeBODY
JJ, from the other side of the dorm: ONCE TOLD ME

Byungho: [loud screeches] OH GOD GET IT AWAY FROM ME!!!
Taeok: What in the world is going on in here?
Jungwoo: JJ is trying to show Byungho affection.

Maeng: [sneaking up behind Jaesung]
Jaesung, loudly: I hope nobody's about to scare me because I'm thinking about making cookies later.
Maeng:
Maeng: What kind?

Knight: I don't hold grudges.
Knight:
Knight: Okay look, it's this bitch from the amusement park that said I was too short to ride the rollercoaster…

Charli: Ice is just water with a boner.
Zhra: Will you shut the fuck up?

Maestro: [points at Damian's lap] Is this seat taken?

Carrie: What did I teach you about fighting people?
Lysander: How. You taught me how.

Percy: So you have 10 apples and your girlfriend asks for 5- what do you have?
Aristotle, tearing up: A girlfriend.

Timothy: Sneaking up behind Alice
Alice, loudly: I hope nobody's about to scare me because I'm thinking about making cookies later.
Timothy:
Timothy: What kind?

Kate: I don't hold grudges.
Morgan:
Kate: Okay look, it's this bitch from the amusement park that said I was too short to ride the roller coaster…

Barry: Ice is just water with a boner.
Frankie: Will you shut the fuck up?

jo, with an obvious concussion: hey smarty pants pal. can you like, yeet me some of that boneless ice pretty please
nicky: what the absolute fuck does that mean
catori: he wants water, you imbecile

Jackson, with an obvious concussion: Hey Smarty Pants, pal. Can you, like, yeet me some of that boneless ice? Pretty please?
Victor: What the absolute hell does that mean?
Geneva: He wants water, you imbecile.

Therese: I don't hold grudges.
Nell:
Therese: Okay, look, it's this bitch from the amusement park that said I was too short to ride the roller coaster-

Felix: My boyfriend's too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
Mel: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
Em: Dump him.
Austin: Kick him in the shin.
Jarrod: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.

Em: Say no to drugs.
Felix: Say yes to drugs.
Austin: It doesn't matter what you tell drugs.
Jarrod: Because if you're talking to drugs, you're on drugs.

Austin: Onion rings are just vegetable donuts.
Mel: Alright, sure.
Austin: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.
Mel: Okay.
Austin: Lasagna is just spaghetti-flavored cake.
Mel: Huh.
Austin: Lobsters are mermaids to scorpions.
Mel: …

Mel, holding the door: After you.
Em: No, after you.
Mel: I insist, after you.
Austin, pushing past both of them: After me.

Jarrod: If someone hurt you, I'd hunt them down to the ends of the earth and kill them.
Felix: If you asked, I would kill every person in this room without a second thought.
Austin: Y-you guys know normal couples don't say these things to each other, right?

Louis: What did I teach you about fighting people?
Dae: How. You taught me how.

Jarrod: So you have 10 apples and your girlfriend asks for 5- what do you have?
Felix, tearing up: A girlfriend.

Austin: SomeBODY
Felix, from the other side of the house: ONCE TOLD ME

Felix: [loud screeches] OH GOD GET IT AWAY FROM ME!!!
Austin: What in the world is going on in here?
Jarrod: Em is trying to show Felix affection.

Em: [sneaking up behind Jarrod]
Jarrod, loudly: I hope nobody's about to scare me because I'm thinking about making cookies later.
Em:
Em: What kind?

Felix: I don't hold grudges.
Felix:
Felix: Okay look, it's this bitch from the amusement park that said I was too short to ride the rollercoaster…

Austin: Ice is just water with a boner.
Mel: Will you shut the fuck up?

Felix: [points at Jarrod's lap] Is this seat taken?

Cyrus: I don't hold grudges.
Anthony:
Cyrus: Okay, look, it's this bitch from the amusement park that said I was too short to ride the rollercoaster-

Dally, with an obvious concussion: Hey, Smarty Pants, pal. Can you, like, yeet me some of that boneless ice? Pretty please?
Anthony: What the absolute hell does that mean?
Cyrus: He wants water, you imbecile.

Dally: SomeBODY
Cyrus, from the other side of the apartment: ONCE TOLD ME

Quill: So you have 10 apples and your girlfriend asks for 5- what do you have?
Dally, tearing up: A girlfriend.

Quill, holding the door: After you.
Elias: No, after you.
Quill: I insist, after you.
Perry, pushing past both of them: After me.

Geneva: Somebody-
Jackson, from the other side of the apartment: ONCE TOLD ME

Luci: So you have 10 apples and your girlfriend asks for 5- what do you have?
Bee, tearing up: A girlfriend.

Usagi: Trivia question: which country is next to the USA?
Louis: Can-
Dae: USB.
Usagi:
Louis:

Knight, leaving the room: I am not getting into any more stupid arguments with you.
Jaeseok: Mars is not a planet.
Knight, storming back into the room: How the fuck is Mars not a planet!!?!

Elijah: [sneezes]
JJ, inside the washing machine: Bless you.
Elijah: Thanks
Elijah: WAIT-

Sebastian: Good news or bad news?
Jack: Good news.
Sebastian: Everyone is alive.
Jack: What kind of answer is that-

Adrian, sneaking into the dorm with a large coat:
Hyungwon: What's in that coat?
Adrian's coat, meowing:
Adrian: Drugs.

Seokju: My life is a romantic comedy.
Seokju: Except there's no romance and it's just me laughing at my own jokes.

Frankie, leaving the room: I am not getting into any more stupid arguments with you.
Barry: Mars is not a planet.
Frankie, storming back into the room: How the fuck is Mars not a planet!!?!

Oberon: Sneezes
Robin, inside the washing machine: Bless you.
Oberon: Thank you.
Oberon: Wait-

Jackson: My life is a romantic comedy, except there's no romance and it's just me laughing at my own jokes.

Austin: Trivia question: which country is next to the USA?
Mel: Can-
Em: USB.
Austin:
Mel:

Jarrod, leaving the room: I am not getting into any more stupid arguments with you.
Felix: Mars is not a planet.
Jarrod, storming back into the room: How the fuck is Mars not a planet!!?!

Jarrod: [sneezes]
Austin, inside the washing machine: Bless you.
Jarrod: Thanks
Jarrod: WAIT-

Felix: Good news or bad news?
Jarrod: Good news.
Felix: Everyone is alive.
Jarrod: What kind of answer is that-

Em, sneaking into the house with a large coat:
Jarrod: What's in that coat?
Em's coat: meow
Em: Drugs.

Mel: My life is a romantic comedy.
Mel: Except there's no romance and it's just me laughing at my own jokes.