forum Incorrect Quotes 2: Electric Boogaloo

Started July 17, 2020 by @HighPockets group

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Titania: What else have you eaten?
Robin: I've literally eaten everything that I've come across. When I interact with a new object, I'm gonna look at it for a little bit, I'm gonna reach out, poke it, see if it moves around, pick it up, wiggle it back and forth, and then that thing goes all the way in my mouth. And if doesn't try to get out of my mouth, it's going down the hatch.

Oleander: If I could do anything? I think I would, shrink myself to the size of a mouse. And leave the world of men behind me forever. And live amongst the mice. And I would bring technology in, and art to those uncultured swine. And I would build tiny tools for their tiny mouse hands made from tooth picks and marshmallows. And I would be their king- nay, their prince! Oleander, the Mouse Prince! Ruling from my grand castle inches high, carved from the finest cheeses. And their I would dwell with my 3 mouse wives, and my 12 mouse concubines. Oh, ho! ho, ho, ho, ho! Oh, but the wars we’d have with the frogs. Terrible, just terrible. Those meadow mice warriors, the atrocities they’ve seen. Yes, that is my dream.
Calla, overhearing that: The fuck?

Emil: finishes eating a 1/2 pound burger Wow. That was truly the Minecraft of sex
Mel:
Mel: I don't think that's quite right

Mel: Country gnomes
Mel: Take my bones
Emil: To a place
Emil: They don't belong

Mel: Because there are always pregnant people, the average number of skeletons in a body is higher than one
Emil: I–
Emil: ???

Mel: Yeah sex is cool I guess but have you ever tried blasphemy or moderate-to-severe heresy against the tyrant that calls himself "God"?

Mel, sleepy: What if Mike was short for Micycle
Emil: Every now and then there's something you say that gets stuck in my head. This is it. I'm never going to be free of Micycle
Mel: What if bike was short of Bichael
Emil: Oh my fucking god

Emil when he's working on a story: Oh I am so fucking genius
Emil looking at the completed work: Absolute fucking garbage who allowed my hadns to make this

Mel: I foresee that before the next full moon, this house will be nothing but charred ruins
Scared villager: Are you sure???
Mel, throwing a lit torch in the house's window: Yeah pretty sure

Mel: I hate people that are like "Oh you shouldn't curse. Use proper words. Only people with a small vocabulary uses curse words" like no Karen fuck is exactly the word I'm looking for
Mel: Because saying you are an idiot is one thing
Mel: Saying you are a fucking idiot is another

Mel: A necromancer is just a really late healer
Emil: Well
Emil: You aren't wrong

Victor: Because there are always pregnant people, the average number of skeletons in a body is higher than one
Henry: I–

Barry: What if Mike was short for Micycle?
Frankie: Every now and then there's something you say that gets stuck in my head. This is it. I'm never going to be free of Micycle.
Barry: What if bike was short of Bichael?
Frankie: Oh my fucking God-

Ozzie, when he's working on a play: I'm a complete genius
Ozzie, looking at the completed work: Absolute garbage, who allowed my hands to make this?

Oleander: I foresee that before the next full moon, this house will be nothing but charred ruins
Scared villager: Are you sure???
Oleander, throwing a lit torch in the house's window: Yeah pretty sure

Geneva: I hate people that are like "Oh you shouldn't curse. Use proper words. Only people with a small vocabulary uses curse words" like no, Carol, fuck is exactly the word I'm looking for.
Geneva: Saying you are an idiot is one thing.
Geneva: Saying you are a fucking idiot is another.

Claire: A necromancer is just a really late healer.
Victor: Well.
Victor: You aren't wrong-

jo: a necromancer is just a really late healer
catori: incorrect
catori: i'm a reverse grave digger

Mel: I did meet some of the most insufferable people
Mel: But, they also met me

Emil: Maybe the real treasure was the friends we made along the way
Mel: No, I want my fucking gold

Mel, confused: Why won't the ghosts talk to us?
Emil: Maybe they're homophobic
Mel: We aren't gay, E
Emil: We aren't? :(

Nich: I did meet some of the most insufferable people.
Nich: But they also met me, so I guess it cancels out.

Winifred: Maybe the real treasure was the friends we made along the way!
Nich: No, I want my fucking money!

Ozzie, confused: Why won't the ghosts talk to us?
Freddy: Maybe they're homophobic
Ozzie: We aren't gay, Freddy.
Freddy: We aren't?

catori, in a detective voice: arizona spelled backwards…is still arizona. it's a palomino

Sybil, in her disguise: I was afraid that it would be revealed that I am a woman…izer. A womanizer.
Ozzie: A what?
Sybil: You know, a man about the town. A ladykiller.
Freddy: So a murderer.
Sybil: No.

Andor: What if ducks threw bread back at you?
Dallas: You'd have to duck.
Ara: I hate you both.

Brian: Holly, put some sunscreen on.
Holly: I'm a grown woman, I don't need that.
Brian:
Brian: You think you're stronger than the sun?
Brian: THE FUCKING SUN?

Caleb: How are you today?
Gerard: Please don’t make me think about my life.

Andor: Boil up some Mountain Dew. It's gonna be a long night…
Ara: You could have said ANYTHING else.
Andor: Fire burn and cauldron bubble, baja blast to fuel my trouble.
Ara:

Gerard: We need to save his life!
Crispin: He’s already dead.
Gerard: Yes, and that’s usually fatal, so we don’t have long!

Kit: Maybe the real treasure was the friends we made along the way!
Crispin: No, I want my fucking money!

Milo: I did meet some of the most insufferable people.
Milo: But they also met me, so I guess it cancels out.

Gerard, when he's working on a drawing: I'm a complete genius
Gerard, looking at the completed work: Absolute garbage, who allowed my hands to make this?

Ozzie: What if ducks threw bread back at you?
Sybil: You'd have to duck.
Freddy: I hate you both.

Sybil: How are you today?
Vera: Please don’t make me think about my life.

Jackson: Boil up some Mountain Dew. It's gonna be a long night…
Geneva: You could have said ANYTHING else.
Jackson: Fire burn and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble.
Geneva:

Iam: We need to save her life!
Vivian: She’s already dead.
Iam: Yes, and that’s usually fatal, so we don’t have long!

Allison: Has anyone ever told you they loved you?
Rachel: Do our parents count?
Allison: Yes.
Rachel: Then no.

Allison: You know, bisexuality ain't that hard to understand.
Allison: Girls are cute
Allison: Guys are cute
Allison: What more do you want from me?
Vozreal: I want your wallet

Vozreal: Yeah sex is cool I guess but have you ever tried blasphemy or moderate-to-severe heresy against the tyrant that calls himself "God"?

Azrael: Allison, put some sunscreen on.
Allison: I'm a grown woman, I don't need that.
Azrael:
Azrael: You think you're stronger than the sun?
Azrael: THE FUCKING SUN?

Azrael: We need to save her life!
Vozreal: She’s already dead.
Azrael: Yes, and that’s usually fatal, so we don’t have long

Allison: finishes eating a 1/2 pound burger Wow. That was truly the Minecraft of sex
Vozreal:
Vozreal: I don't think that's quite right

the quote itself is 'im not openly anything, and gay doesn't begin to cover it' so like. have fun

Nami: What else have you eaten?
Azami: I've literally eaten everything that I've come across. When I interact with a new object, I'm gonna look at it for a little bit, I'm gonna reach out, poke it, see if it moves around, pick it up, wiggle it back and forth, and then that thing goes all the way in my mouth. And if doesn't try to get out of my mouth, it's going down the hatch.

Azami: Country gnomes
Azami: Take my bones
Luffy: To a place
Luffy: They don't belong

Mel: Because there are always pregnant people, the average number of skeletons in a body is higher than one
Emil: I–
Emil: ???

Mel: Yeah sex is cool I guess but have you ever tried blasphemy or moderate-to-severe heresy against the tyrant that calls himself "God"?

Estella, sleepy: What if Mike was short for Micycle
Peregrine: Every now and then there's something you say that gets stuck in my head. This is it. I'm never going to be free of Micycle
Estella: What if bike was short for Bichael
Peregrine: Oh my fucking god

Brook: I foresee that before the next full moon, this house will be nothing but charred ruins
Scared villager: Are you sure???
Brook, throwing a lit torch in the house's window: Yeah pretty sure

Peregrine: I hate people that are like "Oh you shouldn't curse. Use proper words. Only people with a small vocabulary uses curse words" like no Karen fuck is exactly the word I'm looking for
Peregrine: Because saying you are an idiot is one thing
Peregrine: Saying you are a fucking idiot is another

Usopp: Maybe the real treasure was the friends we made along the way!
Nami: No, I want my fucking money

Azami: What if ducks threw bread back at you?
Brook: You'd have to duck.
Law: I hate you both.

Estella: Boil up some Mountain Dew. It's gonna be a long night…
Peregrine: You could have said ANYTHING else.
Estella: Fire burn and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble.
Peregrine: