Alec: I must attend to my evening affairs
Asia: you mean drinking whiskey and eating gummy bears until you pass out in the bathtub?
Marco: or rereading little women and crying in the shower because they didn’t deserve it?
Amara: or running around reciting Tennyson without pants and your tie wrapped around you head?
Alec: all three, in that order
Anthony: I must attend to my evening affairs.
Cyrus: You mean drinking whiskey and eating gummy bears until you pass out in the bathtub?
Jack: Or rereading Little Women and crying in the shower because they didn’t deserve it?
Quill: Or running around reciting Tennyson without pants and your tie wrapped around you head?
Anthony: All three, in that order
Perry: Have you been yelled at by Quill yet?
Elias: Pfft. I’m not scared of her.
Perry: So that’s a no
Cyrus: “Back on my bullshit”? Ha! I never got off of it!
Quill: You all worry too much about having clear skin and not enough about having a clear head
Perry: Not to be a slut but it’d be awesome if you could use my pronouns
Cyrus: No pain, no gain!
Jack: But I’m in constant pain and I’ve lost everything
Emmett, to pretty much everyone: Hey, uh, could you please confirm that you still like me and have not decided to randomly hate me? That’d be great
catori: my first girlfriend was kidnapped by a power hungry witch intent on sacrificing her and our classmates to bring some demon to life
nicky, over tired and used to it at this point: that's rough buddy
Quill: I’ve been claimed by a daemon to be a pawn in some interdimensional game of chess and I don’t even know whose side I’m on
Anthony, exhausted and used to everything at this point: That’s rough kid
Bee: You’re giving me a sticker?
Luci: It’s not just any sticker. It’s a sticker of a cat that says “me-wow”.
Bee: I’m not a child
Luci: Fine, I’ll take it back then
Bee: Back off! I earned this sticker
This is unironically me and the flute section
Oscar: I must attend to my evening affairs.
Beatrice: You mean drinking wine and eating gummy bears until you pass out on a chaise?
Nathaniel: Or rereading Stone's Throw and crying in the shower because they didn’t deserve it?
Marian: Or shouting your own poetry from your balcony?
Oscar: All three, in that order
Oleander: “Back on my bullshit”? Ha! I never got off of it!
Beck: You all worry too much about having clear skin and not enough about having a clear head
Ilona, to their employer: Not to be a slut but it’d be awesome if you could use my pronouns
Casey: No pain, no gain!
Beck: But I’m in constant pain and I’ve lost everything
Beck, to pretty much everyone: Hey, uh, could you please confirm that you still like me and have not decided to randomly hate me? That’d be great
(distant sobbing Beeeckkk noo)
(That's it that's the book-)
((clear skin is more important))
(shut up croc, if you don't let me cry about this, I'll just find something else)
((cry all you want but now ur eyes are gonna be puffy and red if you don't use a cold washcloth. also pls don't take a nap after crying))
(No he'd be sad if you cried about him :()
((ask for a hug instead!))
(No he'd be sad if you cried about him :()
(Well he's sad anyway so he can fuck off about that)
Victor, to pretty much everyone: Hey, uh, could you please confirm that you still like me and have not decided to randomly hate me? That’d be great.
Asia: What are your pronouns?
Marco: Bitch
Alec: Hey, daddy
Marco: …
Asia: Yeah, babygirl?
Alec: Sitting in Marco's lap
Marco: Play with Alec's hair
Isaac: When you guys said Guy Night, this isn't what I was expecting
jesse: come on, i didn't drink that much last night.
august: you were flirting with silas.
jesse: so what? he's my boyfriend
august: you asked him if he was single
august: and you started crying when he said he wasn't
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jeb: we don't normally download movies illegally because we're honest, hardworking people.
brad: and we don't know how.
jeb: but rex does, so we have to watch it with him.
brad: punishment fits the crime.
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llewelyn: i don't know how many years on this earth i got left. i'm gonna get real weird with it.
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page: these people are my friends!
page: i've known them for twelve hours!
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lachlan: what have i told you about comparing uncle jules to the devil?
darcy: …that it's offensive to the devil?
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rex: you tricked me.
darcy: i deceived you. "tricked" makes it sound like we have a playful relationship
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silas: what are we gonna do?
page: don't worry, you're so small they probably won't even see you
silas: page, is this really the time to be making short jokes?
page: silas, it's never not the time, because just like you, life is short
Alec: Oh, tiddlywinks!
Asia: JUST SAY FUCK
…
Jolene: What's up?
Isaac: My stress levels.
…
Alec: Well Freud really didn't contribute to modern psychology
Jolene: I disagree. I think we know much of what we know now because he was such a dick that everyone wanted to prove him wrong
Alec: Ah, fair enough.
Marco(To Asia): Do you know what they're saying?
Asia: Vaguely
Harper: Well, Freud really didn't contribute to modern psychology
Beck: I disagree. I think we know much of what we know now because he was such a dick that everyone wanted to prove him wrong.
Harper: Ah, fair enough.
Casey, to Marisol: Do you know what they're saying?
Marisol: Vaguely
(I know the whole like copying thing is fine but I think it’s hilarious because everything you correct all my shitty grammar.)
(I'm just very grammar-obsessive with myself lmao)
(correcting the grammar in the quotes you borrow? rational. sensible. cool. or you could do what i do and make quotes with otherwise proper grammar and syntax aaaall lowercase. because i just need to type lowercase for some reason. i don’t know i don’t get it i think it’s because i used tumblr too much as a baby)
Elyas: Hey Ren are you okay
Ren: Sometimes I get the overwhelming desire to eat two-thirds of a brick
Zephyr: What do you do with the other third?
Ren: Feed it to Chan
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Zephyr: All letters in my name are actually silent
Zephyr: It's pronounced like [gust of wind]
Chan: Are we talking a poetic autumn breeze or a fart here?
Zephyr: Depends on your accent
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Ren: When I get stressed out in life, I always remember the 50 lane highway in China, which merges into 4, and not being there brings me some comfort and peace
Himari: Does China accept constructive criticism?
Elyas: Historically, no
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Chan: Bricks are domesticated rocks
Lucas: Stop
Himari: No, let him speak
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Chan, probably high on something: Always strive to eat the stars
Himari, half-asleep: Aren't they too hot
Chan: Blow on them first, idiot
(I don't even drive and that highway is scaring me lol)
(same, it looks like droplets of water going into the most stressful funnel on earth)