holding a car wash to raise money for the team, somewhere in the upper nineties(degrees)
ray, the team's senior(as in the grade) volunteer coaching assistant and equipment manager: yanking his shirt off mist me!
lorelei: yeah sure
ray: gets hit directly in the face by the hose jet stream option
alex: what the hell even is this game
gabe: you've been playing it since you were a kid shouldn't you know
ai: nah you kinda just do whatever and hope that you're not gonna get carded. the rules don't exist half the time
gabe: you're blocking the view
lyss: i am the view
gabe: the real treasure was the memories we made along the way
lorelei: i almost died
gabe: that was my fondest memory
mihael: gabe is refusing to leave the locker room now
lorelei: tell him i said something
miahel: like what?
lorelei: tell him uh…that i said the sky is blue because it reflects the ocean and at night all the fish glow and that's how the stars exist
a minute later
gabe, storming out of the locker room: of all the dumbass things i've heard come out of your mouth-
lorelei, campaigning for student council president: i was born for politics. i have great hair and i love lying
lyss: this year we should hang up mistletoe in the school but instead of kissing under it, to protect people's right to consent, we should fight
gabe: we're not doing that
lorelei, nodding: mistlefoe
gabe: don't encourage him-
thema: who's volunteering to get beat up first
lyss, brandishing a knife and throwing water bottles: hydrate or die-drate you losers
thema: what is he doing
ai: he's trying to threaten you into better wellbeing and mental health
lorelei, crying: it's working
lyss, loading a nerfgun with thumbtack bullets: it's nerf or nothing
thema: hey, lorelei?
lorelei: yeah what's up
thema: well, you seem to generally be the most romantic and well versed person on the team and that i know and i was hoping you'd help me, because i want to propose-
lorelei, dropping the eyeliner pencil she was holding and spinning around: sounds gay i'm in
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