Azazel: The year is 9. Some motherfucker be touching cow tits, and oh boy, he's about to invent cereal
The Sandman:
The Sandman: I beg your pardon?
Azazel: Beg
Anthony: You’re under arrest. What’re your names?
Cyrus: Don’t tell him, Jack!
Anthony: Jack…
Jack: Cyrus, you idiot-
Anthony: Cyrus…
Jack: Goddamn it
Police cars: [Sound sirens in the distance]
Quill, who's never done anything illegal in her life: Fuck, they've found me.
Robin: The year is 9. Some motherfucker be touching cow tits, and oh boy, he's about to invent cereal
Oberon:
Oberon: I beg your pardon?
Robin: Beg
Azami: Hey Sanji, nice top!
Sanji: Thanks, I got it from-
Zoro: I have a name.
Azami: cackling
(Robin's vibe is lowkey that of Gaud and Pukicho and I am ever so slightly concerned-)
(Fire Blanket 15- Bęåɴ)
Judge: I order you to pay $10,000
Sammy: What! Why??
Judge: It's a fine.
Sammy, sadly: no itsa not…
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Wynne: [almost chokes to death on a gummybear]
Hahgoot: [leans over to David] Are you sure you want this one? We can get you a different one.
David, sighing in defeat: I want that one.
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Eliott: So… have you ever been with a man before?
Marie: The only thing I've ever been with a man is annoyed.
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Shane: You're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are!
Memphis, sobbing: IT'S NOT A JOKE, I'M A FUCKING SNACK.
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[Daniel, Sato and Alec sitting on a bench]
Clementine: Why do you guys look so sad?
Alec: sit down with us so you can understand.
[Clementine sits down]
Alec: The bench is freshly painted.
Clementine:
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Marie: [sees a group of kids running from a flock of angry geese]
Marie: Pfft, what fools.
Marie: [Realises it's South Camperdown Timber Wolves Mens Volleyball Club]
Marie: Holy fuck those are my fools-
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Craig: [staring deadpan into the camera with a microphone in hand] And here you can see the endangered Eric Doe in their natural habitat.
Eric: [falls down the stairs, spilling his cereal everywhere]
Craig: Natural selection is coming for this specimen.
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Nathan: Why do I have to be the mom of the group?
Markus: because I’m baby and Filipp is an Aries
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Zackeri, on the phone: Hey, how are you?
Alfie, to Zackeri: I am a-okay!
Kouji: Your bone is sticking out!!! You are NOT okay!
Alfie, to Zackeri: I have just been informed that I am, in fact, not a-okay
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Kuroko: Nathan is super loyal!
Kevin: I agree, I know he'll have my back no matter what.
Kuroko: Unless there's Alsatians involved!
Kevin:
Nathan, covered in blood, sitting in a group of Alsatians: I have no morals when it comes to German Shepards.
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Dennis: what’s nostalgia mean?
Markus: Ah, it’s when you miss something that’s really old.
[later]
Eric: I’m back!
Memphis: We missed you!
Dennis, whispering: nostalgia.
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Thomas: Mirror, mirror on the wall; who's the fairest of them all?
Lucy: Tom, that's just a picture of Zack.
Thomas, yelling: It has spoken!!!
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[3am]
Eric: Why are any of us here, really?
Zoo security guard: Well, I'm asking you, specifically.
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Zackeri: hey i can't sleep, can you sing me a song?
Thomas: sure
[one hour later]
Zackeri: Sing the English version of Despactio one more time, I'll end my shit.
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Kuma: "knock knock"
Kuma: "who's there"
Kuma: "wood"
Kuma: "wood who?"
Kuma: "wood you stop talking to yourself?"
Kuma: "haha okay"
Kira, holding an eviction notice: i guess now not a good time-
Anthony: Why do you guys look so sad?
Cyrus: Sit down with us so you can understand.
Anthony: Sits down
Cyrus: The bench is freshly painted.
Anthony:
Anthony: I’m going to strangle you
Anthony: Why do I have to be the parent of the group?
Quill: Because I’m baby and Cyrus is an Aries
Azazel: So you’ll do it?
Cyrus: I mean, yeah, I’ll kill him for you.
Azazel: Great, for how much?
Cyrus: Uh…let’s say thirty.
Azazel: Thirty grand?
Cyrus: Spits out water
(Robin's vibe is lowkey that of Gaud and Pukicho and I am ever so slightly concerned-)
(Jyn when I say I cackled-)
Peregrine: [sees 2 people running from every monkey on the island]
Peregrine: Pfft, what fools.
Peregrine: [Realises it's Zoro and Perona]
Peregrine: Holy fuck those are my fools-
Peter: So, have you ever been with a man before?
Kate: The only thing I've ever been with a man is annoyed.
Cordelia: Hey, how are you?
Georgie: I am a-okay!
Jack: Your bone is sticking out! You are NOT okay!
Georgie, to Cordelia: I have just been informed that I am, in fact, not a-okay
Thug: Hey! I captured your three-eyed member. How much do you pay me?
Cavendish: Ten.
Thug: Ten? Ten what? Hundred thousands?
Cavendish and Hakuba, half and half: Nine.
Thug: Hey! I captured the girl, how much'll you pay me?
Law: Ten.
Thug: Ten? Ten what? Ten hundred thousand?
Law: Nine.
Thug: Hey! I captured the girl, how much'll you pay me?
Law: Ten.
Thug: Ten? Ten what? Ten hundred thousand?
Law: Nine.
eyyyyy 👍👍👍
James: Hey! I captured your sister, how much'll you pay me?
Oliver: Ten.
James: Ten? Ten what? Ten hundred thousand?
Oliver: Nine.
Thug: Hey! I captured the girl, how much'll you pay me?
Law: Ten.
Thug: Ten? Ten what? Ten hundred thousand?
Law: Nine.eyyyyy 👍👍👍
Law stans unite 👍👍👍
Perry: People say I can’t use they/them pronouns ‘cause it’s plural, but have you considered that I’m actually thirty rats stacked in a trench coat?
Robin: People say I can’t use they/them pronouns ‘cause it’s plural, but have you considered that I’m actually thirty rats stacked in a trench coat?
Jaesung: I know school is hard, but it's important! Trust me, everything will work out well. You should think about your future. You just need to hold on. I'm here for you!
Adrian: Drop out, do crime, be gay.
AJ: Sanghun, we need to talk about something important.
Sanghun, standing on a chair: Those are some mighty brave words for someone standing in lava right now.
AJ, jumping on a desk: Oops, that was a close one.
Minwoo, on the phone: Hi
Hyungwon: I'm busy, let's talk later.
Minwoo: Is drinking 16 cans of red bull to stay awake bad for my health?
Hyungwon: I'm on my way.
Astra: What's your biggest fear?
Nari: Being forgotten.
Astra: Damn that's deep.
Astra: Mine is the Kool-Aid man but I feel kinda stupid now.
Margot: I know school is hard, but it's important! Trust me, everything will work out well. You should think about your future. You just need to hold on. I'm here for you!
Therese: Drop out, do crime, be gay.
Beck, on the phone: Hi
Marisol: I'm busy, let's talk later.
Beck: Is drinking 16 cans of Red Bull to stay awake bad for my health?
Marisol: I'm on my way.
robber: give me all your money if you want to live!
alex: bold of you to assume i want to live
lorelei: pretty bold of you to assume i have money
lyss, who's been stalking them on their 'not a date', showing up out of the shadows of the alleyway: bold of you to assume i'm not going to rob you now
robber: pulls out knife give me your money
lyss: pulls out a bigger knife no you give me your money
lorelei, to lyss: oh please, picking locks is my specialty
lorelei: throws brick through window
lorelei: see? let's go c'mon
lorelei: oh my stars, you have a crush? what're they like?
alex: pretty eyes, cheerleader, volleyball player, dumb, pink hair
lorelei: lmao kinda sounds like me too bad you have a crush already huh
alex: did i mention dumb
lorelei: yeah why
alex: just checking
thema: fuck, hallowe, what's your blood type
gabe: same as mine, it's-
lorelei: uh red
thema: no what-
lyss: actually the blood is blue inside your body
lorelei, bleeding out slowly: oh yeah we should probably get the blue then
mihael: wait, how do you know that
gabe: that's not-
lyss: veins are blue
mihael: maybe that's just what color veins are
lorelei, about to pass out: just get a lil bit of both an'….mix em
alex, sleep deprived: oh my god gabe's bird has a knife
lyss, equally sleep deprived: actually that's a dagger. the point is sharper and both sides are sharpened
alex: wait you can see them?
lyss: I See Everything
ai: you guys please we are in the middle of a game for the love of the gods
ai, opening a fortune cookie: if you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world remains the same
mihael, mouthful of rice: kill two
thema: kill ten
lyss, both with his chopsticks tucked inbetween their upper lips and gums like walrus tusks and making faces at lorelei: kill all of them
context: lyss went through a phase spanning a couple months where he wore a monocle. this monocle was in place when he met most of the rest of the main cast who hadn't met him yet
gabe: wasn't your monocle on the other side yesterday
lyss:
lyss: people change
mihael, spending the night at lorelei's house: quietly singing backstreet boys as he goes to get water at three in the morning and i never wanna hear you sayyy
lyss, perched on top of the refrigerator: i want it that way
mihael: what the fuck
lyss: that's not how it goes try again
Robber: Give me all your money if you want to live!
Oliver: Bold of you to think I want to live.
Jon: Pretty bold of you to assume I have money
Nich, showing up out of the shadows of the alleyway: Bold of you to assume I'm not going to rob you now-
Robber, pulling out a knife: Give me your money
Joan, pulling out a bigger knife: No, you give me your money!
Victor: Jackson, what's your blood type?
Geneva: Same as mine, it's-
Jackson: Uh, red?
Victor: No, that's not what-
Max: Actually the blood is blue inside your body
Jackson, slightly delirious: Oh yeah we should probably get the blue then-
Henry: Wait, how do you know that?
Geneva: That's not-
Victor: Veins are blue. That's just what color veins are
Jackson, about to pass out: Just get a little bit of both…..mix 'em.
Titania, quietly singing backstreet boys as she goes to get water at three in the morning: And I never wanna hear you sayyy~
Robin, perched on top of the refrigerator: I want it that way~
Titania: What the fuck
Robin: That's not how it goes, try again
((gabe and lorelei are fraternal twins lmao much to gabe's chagrin, hence the same blood type. idk if i've mentioned that here but figured it might add more context to any future quotes))
(Ah okay!)
Nakoa: [wears dark grey]
Kenna: I see we're breaking out the spring colors.
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Dimitri: Thanks to Kenna, Ilaria has now taken up cursing.
Dimitri: Yesterday, she referred to bed time as a "fucking crisis."
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Will: Has anyone in your life ever told you they love you?
Keres: Does my mother count?
Will: Yes.
Keres: No.
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Kenna: Maybe the real treasure was the friends we made along the way.
Kenna, pointing to Eira: Also this rat we found.
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Acyn: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Cas?
Caspian: No.
Will: I do.
Acyn: I know, Will.
Will: I'm sad.
Acyn: I know, Will.
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Kenna: So is this thing between Keres and Will supposed to be a secret?
Acyn: Hardly. The only people who don't know Keres loves Will is Keres and Will.
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Eira: Why are you in a sheet?
Keres: I, uh… don't have any clothes…
Eira, opening Keres's closet: That's ridiculous, you have plenty of clothes here. Like this shirt, these pants, this dress, oh, hey Will, and this cool sweater!
Alys: Thanks to Oleander, Petrichor has now taken up cursing.
Alys: Yesterday, she referred to bed time as a "fucking crisis."
Henry: Has anyone in your life ever told you they love you?
Victor: Does my father count?
Henry: Yes.
Victor: No.
Oliver: Maybe the real treasure was the friends we made along the way.
Oliver, pointing to Nich: Also this rat we found.
Miette: So is this thing between Oscar and Nathaniel supposed to be a secret?
Erik: Hardly. The only people who don't know Oscar loves Nathaniel are Oscar and Nathaniel.
Marian: Why are you in a sheet?
Nathaniel: I, uh… don't have any clothes…
Marian, opening Nathaniel's closet: That's ridiculous, you have plenty of clothes here. Like this shirt, these pants, this dress, oh, hey Oscar, and this cool sweater! Ooh, and here's a cape!
Titania: Maybe the real treasure was the friends we made along the way.
Titania, pointing to Robin: Also this rat we found.
Max: So is this thing between Victor and Henry supposed to be a secret?
Alice: Hardly. The only person who doesn't know that Victor loves Henry is Victor.