Victor: Stares up at the stars
Henry: What are you doing?
Victor: Naming the stars after people I love.
Henry: Do I get a star?
Victor: You get the sun.One day I'm actually going to shatter into a million pieces
:)
:')
Just don't make me pay your medical bill.
You have to put me back together
Victor: Stares up at the stars
Henry: What are you doing?
Victor: Naming the stars after people I love.
Henry: Do I get a star?
Victor: You get the sun.One day I'm actually going to shatter into a million pieces
:)
:')
Just don't make me pay your medical bill.
You have to put me back together
…..a challenge, to be sure, but a welcome one.
I introduce a fresh batch of characters (two succubi and one incubus) and am in the process of developing two through this
Wesix: [answering their phone] Hello?
Jynney: It's Jynney.
Wesix: What did she do this time?
Jynney: No, it's me, Jynney. It's actually me.
Wesix: What did you do this time?
Jynney: The door might be broken.
Vhessea: Is it ajar?
Jynney: No, it's a door.
Jynney: Wesix! What do you want for breakfast? Peanut butter toast or raw toast?
Wesix:
Wesix: Do you
Wesix: Raw toast
Wesix: Do my mean fucking bread?
Jynney: I have this urge to do something stupid.
Vhessea: I'm stupid. Do me.
Wesix:
Jynney:
The entire bakery:
Vhessea: Did I say it out loud?
Vhessea: Jynney and I don't have pet names for each other.
Wesix: So… do you know what bees make?
Vhessea: Honey?
Jynney, from the other room: Yes babe?
Wesix: Don't lie to my face ever again.
Jynney: Hey, will you get something out of my back pocket for me?
Wesix: What am I getting out of it?
Jynney: A chance to feel my ass.
Wesix: Been there, done that. What else you got?
Chan: How tough are we?
Himari: The toughest there is!
Chan: Yeah don't test us.
[Half an hour later]
[Chan and Himari curled into balls in the corner of the room]
Chan: I just want turtles to be happy, you know?
Himari: Yeah, why are people so mean to them?
(I'm sure they didn't mean anything by it)
She's my IRL friend and we've been having problems, that was the first thing she's said to me in about a week. She meant something by it.
Evangeline: How tough are we?
Silver: The toughest there is!
Evangeline: Yeah don't test us.
[Half an hour later]
[Evangeline and Silver curled into balls in the corner of the room]
Evangeline: I just want bats to be happy, you know?
Silver: Yeah, why are people so mean to them?
Nessa: I have this urge to do something stupid.
Demitri: I'm stupid. Do me.
Vladimir: Stares up at the stars
Carpathia: What are you doing?
Vladimir: Naming the stars after people I love.
Carpathia: Do I get a star?
Vladimir: You get the sun.
Nessa: I'm having a midlife crisis!
Evangeline: You're 110.
Demitri: Astra you're so tall, what can you see?
Astra: Everyone's flaws.
Emma: How tough are we?
Alex: The toughest there is!
Emma: Yeah don't test us.
[Half an hour later]
[Emma and Alex curled into balls in the corner of the room]
Emma: I just want turtles to be happy, you know?
Alex: Yeah, why are people so mean to them?
Alex: I have this urge to do something stupid.
Ryan: I'm stupid. Do me.
Alex: Stares up at the sky
Ryan: What are you doing?
Alex: Naming the stars after people I love.
Ryan: We can't see any stars?
Alex: Yup
Alex: I'm having a midlife crisis!
Sophie: You're 14
Alex: Hunter you're so tall, what can you see?
Hunter: Everyone's flaws.
Alex: Bullshit. I don't need to be tall for that
Sanji: Zoro and I don't have pet names for each other.
Azami: So… do you know what bees make?
Sanji: Honey?
Zoro, from the other room: Yes babe?
Azami: Don't lie to my face ever again.
Jax: Stares up at the stars
Law: What are you doing?
Jax: Naming the stars after people I love.
Law: Do I get a star?
Jax: You get the sun.
Azami: How tough are we?
Luffy: The toughest there is!
Azami: Yeah, don't test us!
[Half an hour later]
[Luffy and Azami curled into balls in the corner of the room]
Luffy: I just want turtles to be happy, you know?
Azami: Yeah, why are people so mean to them?
Ciara: My baby brother Liam beat me 10 - 9 in a game of ping-pong
Ciara: Everyone assumed by our smiles that I let him win but in reality I’m just really bad at ping-pong
Law: Jax just beat me 10 - 9 in a game of ping-pong.
Law: Everyone assumed by our smiles that I let her win but in reality I’m just really bad at ping-pong.
Alessandra, answering the phone: Hello?
Percy: It's Percy.
Alessandra: What did he do this time?
Percy: No, it's me, Percy. It's actually me.
Alessandra: What did you do this time?
Barry: The door might be broken.
Kat: Is it ajar?
Barry: No, it's a door.
Barry: Guys! What do you want for breakfast? Peanut butter toast or raw toast?
Frankie: Raw toast.
Kat: Do you mean fucking bread?
Alessandra: I have this urge to do something stupid.
Percy: I can be stupid. Do me.
Alessandra:
Oscar:
Beatrice:
Percy: Did I say it out loud?
Oscar: Nathaniel and I don't have pet names for each other.
Beatrice: So… do you know what bees make?
Oscar: Honey?
Nathaniel, from the other room: Yes, dear?
Beatrice: Don't lie to my face ever again.
Beck: My little sister Cora beat me 10 - 9 in a game of ping-pong
Beck: Everyone assumed by our smiles that I let her win but in reality I’m just really bad at ping-pong
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Katsumi: You're so short Jayden, what can you see down there?
Jayden: Your IQ.
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John: I just saw Jayden cry for five minutes and then their phone alarm went off and they just? Stopped crying? And went right back to work.
Jayden, off in the distance: It's called time management.
________________
Jayden: Why is life so hard?
Katsumi: Don't worry, I know that this all seems unfair now. But someday when you're older and wiser, you'll be able to look back on all this…
Katsumi: And get revenge.
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Katsumi: Pros of wearing black: Looks badass.
Katsumi: Cons of wearing black: Everyone can tell when I've eaten powdered donuts.
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Katsumi: Go crawl in a ditch and die.
Zenith: I hope you get hit by a bus.
Crystal walks into the room
Zenith: Aren't we great friends?
Katsumi: The best!
Crystal smiles and leaves
Katsumi: I'm going to push you off a cliff.
Zenith: Not if I push you first.
Casey: I just saw Beck cry for five minutes and then his phone alarm went off and he just? Stopped crying? And went right back to work.
Beck, off in the distance: It's called time management.
Jack: Why is life so hard?
Louis: Don't worry, I know that this all seems unfair now. But someday when you're older and wiser, you'll be able to look back on all this and get revenge.
Oleander: Pros of wearing black: Looks badass.
Oleander: Cons of wearing black: Everyone can tell when I've eaten powdered donuts, or snorted cocaine.
so I made this one up, but let's ignore that fact
Tess: [accidentally sets herself on fire]
Tess: I'm a flaming homosexual
(Portgas D. Ace at one point, probably)
Sara: I just saw Jason cry for five minutes and then his phone alarm went off and he just? Stopped crying? And went right back to work.
Jason, off in the distance: It's called time management.
Jason: Why is life so hard?
Rick: Don't worry, I know that this all seems unfair now. But someday when you're older and wiser, you'll be able to look back on all this and get revenge.
Sara: Pros of wearing black: Looks badass.
Sara: Cons of wearing black: Everyone can tell when I've eaten powdered donuts, or snorted cocaine.
No, no, I love it!
Oscar: Accidentally sets himself on fire
Oscar, completely deadpan: I'm a flaming homosexual.
Nathaniel: Laughs nervously while dumping water on him
( :D )
(<3)
Sylvia: I gave Phillip a 'get better soon' card.
Julia: I didn't know he was sick.
Sylvia: He isn't. I just thought he could do better.
Sylvia: You literally love everyone.
Julia: That's because everyone is worth loving.
Phillip: We're friends. I was building up to calling you "Sylvie" one of these days.
Sylvia: That will never happen. In fact, you just lost "Sylvia" privileges. From now on, you can call me "Rasken" or "Hey you".
Phillip: Come on, Sylvia.
Sylvia:….
Phillip: Come on, Hey You.
Oleander: You ever want to do business again, my door is always open
Arthur, supporting a passed-out Christopher: Well, you should close it, lest you get moths. Good day.
Julia: I don’t hear anything.
Phillip: What’s the matter with that?
Julia: Six children living in this house, plus countless nobles and servants, and no noise. That’s what’s the matter with that. I’ve never heard such a loud silence.
Phillip: Anything you say in the next 30 seconds is free.
Sylvia: I think you're arrogant, useless, a terrible king, really. You also have a god complex and don't think of anyone but yourself. You're a horrible husband to Julia.
Phillip: But-
Sylvia: Wait, I still have 22 seconds and I'm not done.
Julia: Wow, I need a drink.
Julia: Pours apple juice into a shot glass
Vermilion Bird: My favorite hobby is telling the Jade Emperor in detail about all of Zephyr's mental issues and watching him get progressively uncomfortable because he knows he caused at least half of them.
…..
Himari: People who sleep without socks on worry me.
Ren: People who sleep with socks on are not to be trusted.
Chan: People who sleep are weird.
Zephyr: I was a sock once.
…..
Zephyr: I completely stand by what I said when I was drunk.
Ren: You were yelling at me that the world does not deserve Elyas.
Zephyr: Listen, we live in a cruel, disgusting world that is dark and angry. Have you seen Elyas, Ren? He is too soft, too pure.
Ren: …Are you crying?
Zephyr, sobbing: He is entirely too pure for this ugly world. We must protect him.
…..
Chan: Hello Ren? Can you can you come over here? My hands are stuck in a pringles tube.
Chan: Both hands yes.
Chan: Look, it doesn't matter how I dialled the number, just come over and help!
…..
Chan: The quickest way to remove all your hair is to set it on fire. No shaving necessary.
Elyas: But Chan-
Ren: I'll talk to him, don't worry.
…..
Ren: Is there a reason the bathtub is on fire?
Himari: Oh, we're just doing a science experiment.
Ren: What kind of experiment?
Chan: We're going to see what happens when we light 5,000 dynamite sticks at the same time.
Ren:
Ren: Hm, fair enough.
…..
Chan: Jumping out of the window is just short-term skydiving
…..
[In the group chat]
Ren: I'm tired of all of you fake Ratatouille fans thinking that the rat's name is Ratatouille.
Elyas: Please, I only said that once.
Chan: It's 3 am can you both go to sleep
Himari: Wait, his name isn't Ratatouille???
[Ren removed Himari from the chat]
Ren: I've had enough.
…..
Elyas: I was wondering if different shampoos taste different.
Chan: They do.
Elyas:
Elyas: Why did you say that with so much certainty?
Calla: My favorite hobby is telling Oleander in detail about all of Lavinia's mental issues and watching him get progressively more uncomfortable because he knows he caused at least half of them.
Oliver: I completely stand by what I said when I was drunk.
Marcus: You were yelling at me that the world does not deserve Jon.
Oliver: Listen, we live in a cruel, disgusting world that is dark and angry. Have you seen Jon, Marcus? He is too soft, too pure.
Marcus: …Are you crying?
Oliver, sobbing: He is entirely too pure for this ugly world. We must protect him.
Robin: Hello, Oberon? Can you can you come over here? My hands are stuck in a Pringles tube.
Robin: Both hands, yes.
Robin: Look, it doesn't matter how I dialed the number, just come over and help!
Victor: Is there a reason the bathtub is on fire?
Claire: Oh, we're just doing a science experiment.
Victor: What kind of experiment?
Cora: We're going to see what happens when we light 5,000 dynamite sticks at the same time.
Victor: Hmm. Fair enough. Just make sure you follow the scientific method.
Jackson: Jumping out of the window is just short-term skydiving
In the group chat
Frankie: I'm tired of all of you fake Ratatouille fans thinking that the rat's name is Ratatouille.
Claudio: Please, I only said that once.
Kat: It's 3 am can you both go to sleep
Barry: Wait, his name isn't Ratatouille???
Notification: Frankie has removed Barry from the chat
Frankie: I've had enough.
yet again back with new characters. I love these three so much already
Flyx: [sitting and listening to the rain] I like the rain, it's peaceful
Ace: It'll help you clean up a murder
Flyx: You wouldn't need the rain to clean up after you if you used an icicle as the murder weapon
Dax: What is wrong with the both of you?
Ace: Consider the following
Ace: Seatbelts. Except they throw you out of your seat, and they're called yeetbelts
Flyx: [Whispers under his breath as he vigorously searches through his flashcards which he can't read] What the fuck is a yeet
Ace: I made tea
Flyx: I don't want tea
Ace: I didn't make tea for you. This is my tea
Flyx: Then why are you telling me?
Ace: It's a conversation starter
Flyx: That's a lousy conversation starter
Ace: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate
Dax: Where's the yogurt? I thought you went to the store
Ace: [mumbles]
Dax: What?
Ace: I couldn't reach it! It was on the top shelf!
Ace: What if mayonnaise came in cans
Flyx: That would suck because you can't microwave metal…
Dax: Good morning to everyone except these two people
Dax: 'Sleepy' is so much cuter than 'tired.' Everyone needs to stop saying 'tired' and start saying 'sleepy.'
Flyx: I'm so sleepy of your shit.
Ace: Yeah, I don't think you thought that through
Ace: Who the fuck
Dax: Language
Ace: Whom the fuck
Dax: No