forum Incorrect Quotes 2: Electric Boogaloo

Started July 17, 2020 by @HighPockets group

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Robin: People say I can’t use they/them pronouns ‘cause it’s plural, but have you considered that I’m actually thirty rats stacked in a trench coat?

Jaesung: I know school is hard, but it's important! Trust me, everything will work out well. You should think about your future. You just need to hold on. I'm here for you!
Adrian: Drop out, do crime, be gay.

AJ: Sanghun, we need to talk about something important.
Sanghun, standing on a chair: Those are some mighty brave words for someone standing in lava right now.
AJ, jumping on a desk: Oops, that was a close one.

Minwoo, on the phone: Hi
Hyungwon: I'm busy, let's talk later.
Minwoo: Is drinking 16 cans of red bull to stay awake bad for my health?
Hyungwon: I'm on my way.

Astra: What's your biggest fear?
Nari: Being forgotten.
Astra: Damn that's deep.
Astra: Mine is the Kool-Aid man but I feel kinda stupid now.

Margot: I know school is hard, but it's important! Trust me, everything will work out well. You should think about your future. You just need to hold on. I'm here for you!
Therese: Drop out, do crime, be gay.

Beck, on the phone: Hi
Marisol: I'm busy, let's talk later.
Beck: Is drinking 16 cans of Red Bull to stay awake bad for my health?
Marisol: I'm on my way.

robber: give me all your money if you want to live!
alex: bold of you to assume i want to live
lorelei: pretty bold of you to assume i have money
lyss, who's been stalking them on their 'not a date', showing up out of the shadows of the alleyway: bold of you to assume i'm not going to rob you now

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robber: pulls out knife give me your money
lyss: pulls out a bigger knife no you give me your money

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lorelei, to lyss: oh please, picking locks is my specialty
lorelei: throws brick through window
lorelei: see? let's go c'mon

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lorelei: oh my stars, you have a crush? what're they like?
alex: pretty eyes, cheerleader, volleyball player, dumb, pink hair
lorelei: lmao kinda sounds like me too bad you have a crush already huh
alex: did i mention dumb
lorelei: yeah why
alex: just checking

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thema: fuck, hallowe, what's your blood type
gabe: same as mine, it's-
lorelei: uh red
thema: no what-
lyss: actually the blood is blue inside your body
lorelei, bleeding out slowly: oh yeah we should probably get the blue then
mihael: wait, how do you know that
gabe: that's not-
lyss: veins are blue
mihael: maybe that's just what color veins are
lorelei, about to pass out: just get a lil bit of both an'….mix em

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alex, sleep deprived: oh my god gabe's bird has a knife
lyss, equally sleep deprived: actually that's a dagger. the point is sharper and both sides are sharpened
alex: wait you can see them?
lyss: I See Everything
ai: you guys please we are in the middle of a game for the love of the gods

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ai, opening a fortune cookie: if you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world remains the same
mihael, mouthful of rice: kill two
thema: kill ten
lyss, both with his chopsticks tucked inbetween their upper lips and gums like walrus tusks and making faces at lorelei: kill all of them

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context: lyss went through a phase spanning a couple months where he wore a monocle. this monocle was in place when he met most of the rest of the main cast who hadn't met him yet

gabe: wasn't your monocle on the other side yesterday
lyss:
lyss: people change

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mihael, spending the night at lorelei's house: quietly singing backstreet boys as he goes to get water at three in the morning and i never wanna hear you sayyy
lyss, perched on top of the refrigerator: i want it that way
mihael: what the fuck
lyss: that's not how it goes try again

Robber: Give me all your money if you want to live!
Oliver: Bold of you to think I want to live.
Jon: Pretty bold of you to assume I have money
Nich, showing up out of the shadows of the alleyway: Bold of you to assume I'm not going to rob you now-

Robber, pulling out a knife: Give me your money
Joan, pulling out a bigger knife: No, you give me your money!

Victor: Jackson, what's your blood type?
Geneva: Same as mine, it's-
Jackson: Uh, red?
Victor: No, that's not what-
Max: Actually the blood is blue inside your body
Jackson, slightly delirious: Oh yeah we should probably get the blue then-
Henry: Wait, how do you know that?
Geneva: That's not-
Victor: Veins are blue. That's just what color veins are
Jackson, about to pass out: Just get a little bit of both…..mix 'em.

Titania, quietly singing backstreet boys as she goes to get water at three in the morning: And I never wanna hear you sayyy~
Robin, perched on top of the refrigerator: I want it that way~
Titania: What the fuck
Robin: That's not how it goes, try again

Nakoa: [wears dark grey]
Kenna: I see we're breaking out the spring colors.
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Dimitri: Thanks to Kenna, Ilaria has now taken up cursing.
Dimitri: Yesterday, she referred to bed time as a "fucking crisis."
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Will: Has anyone in your life ever told you they love you?
Keres: Does my mother count?
Will: Yes.
Keres: No.
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Kenna: Maybe the real treasure was the friends we made along the way.
Kenna, pointing to Eira: Also this rat we found.
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Acyn: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Cas?
Caspian: No.
Will: I do.
Acyn: I know, Will.
Will: I'm sad.
Acyn: I know, Will.
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Kenna: So is this thing between Keres and Will supposed to be a secret?
Acyn: Hardly. The only people who don't know Keres loves Will is Keres and Will.
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Eira: Why are you in a sheet?
Keres: I, uh… don't have any clothes…
Eira, opening Keres's closet: That's ridiculous, you have plenty of clothes here. Like this shirt, these pants, this dress, oh, hey Will, and this cool sweater!

Alys: Thanks to Oleander, Petrichor has now taken up cursing.
Alys: Yesterday, she referred to bed time as a "fucking crisis."

Henry: Has anyone in your life ever told you they love you?
Victor: Does my father count?
Henry: Yes.
Victor: No.

Oliver: Maybe the real treasure was the friends we made along the way.
Oliver, pointing to Nich: Also this rat we found.

Miette: So is this thing between Oscar and Nathaniel supposed to be a secret?
Erik: Hardly. The only people who don't know Oscar loves Nathaniel are Oscar and Nathaniel.

Marian: Why are you in a sheet?
Nathaniel: I, uh… don't have any clothes…
Marian, opening Nathaniel's closet: That's ridiculous, you have plenty of clothes here. Like this shirt, these pants, this dress, oh, hey Oscar, and this cool sweater! Ooh, and here's a cape!

Titania: Maybe the real treasure was the friends we made along the way.
Titania, pointing to Robin: Also this rat we found.

Max: So is this thing between Victor and Henry supposed to be a secret?
Alice: Hardly. The only person who doesn't know that Victor loves Henry is Victor.

Anthony, to Quill: I know school is hard, but it's important! Trust me, everything will work out well. You should think about your future. You just need to hold on. I'm here for you!
Cyrus, to Quill: Drop out, do crime, be gay.

Cyrus: Maybe the real treasure was the friends we made along the way.
Cyrus, pointing to Azazel: Also this rat we found.

Love: Why are you in a sheet?
Tyl: I, uh… don't have any clothes…
Love, opening Tyl’s closet: That's ridiculous, you have plenty of clothes here. Like this shirt, these pants, this dress, oh, hey, Azzi, and this cool sweater! Ooh, and here's a cape!

Quill: So is this thing between Jack and Emmett supposed to be a secret?
Cyrus: Hardly. The only person who doesn't know that Jack loves Emmett is Jack.

(Fire Blanket 16- oh how I wish I was Jared, nineteen)

Kouji: Would you date a girl who's taller than you?
Alfie: no.
Kouji: damn, that's kinda shallow.
Alfie: Kou, I'm gay.
———————
Wynne, after discussing slang with Nathan: I have decided that I am, in fact, a snack. People are just not hungry.
David, under his breath: I'm fucking starving-
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Kira: Dude! What are you doing in my room, its 1 in the morning?!
Kuma, frantically: I need you to teach me how to use emojis-
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Lucy, texting: Ren! I want to try out something different tonight ;)
Ren, texting: what is it??
Lucy: im gonna be rough ;))
Ren: alright, im down, lets try it! ;)
Lucy, showing up with boxing gloves: square up babe.
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Lance: To be honest, I think of you all as fr… f…
Felix: Almost there!
Lance: F… fffff… frien…
Eliott: Take your time.
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Colton: I'm very proud of you, kid
Kevin:
Steven: try changing your words
Colton:
Colton: oh wig you did THAT
Kevin: omg Colton thank u sm!!
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Asbjorn: [sees a ladybug]
Asbjorn: [tips hat] ma'am
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Alfie: [Carves 'A + R' into a tree]
Robin: What a dork.
Robin: [Adds '4 eva']
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Dennis: Hey, if I ask you a boy question, do you promise not to be weird?
Craig: I promise.
Dennis: So there’s this guy, Sleepy-
Craig, firmly: You can do better.
———————
Psy: [does something stupid]
Phoenix: I don’t know him.
Psy: he’s lying, we're twins!
Phoenix: -twice removed.
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Alfie: happy father's day to the man who called the cops on me when he didn't find me in my room sleeping in the middle of the night and thought i snuck out of the house.
Alfie: i was downstairs in the kitchen eating cereal and also 20. cheers, Kouji.
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Zackeri: Why is there a charge for $126 on the credit card?
Thomas, remembering that Zackeri told him not to get that samurai suit for their dog: The hotel room. I'm having an affair. Just don't look outside.

Dally: Would you date a guy who's taller than you?
Cyrus: No.
Dally: Damn, that's kinda shallow.
Cyrus: Dally, I'm gay.

Quill: Emmett! What are you doing in my room, it’s 1 in the morning!
Emmett, frantically: I need you to teach me how to use emojis-

Anthony: To be honest, I think of you all as fr… f…
Quill: Almost there!
Anthony: F… fffff… frien…
Cyrus: Take your time.

Quill: This is so fucking stupid-
Cyrus: Quill!
Cyrus: Stupid is a bad word!

Peter: Would you date a guy who's shorter than you?
Kate: No.
Peter: Damn, that's kinda shallow.
Kate: I'm aro-ace.

Jackson: Dude! What are you doing in my room, it's 1 in the morning?!
Victor, frantically: I need you to teach me how to use emojis-

Jackson: Happy Mother's Day to the woman who called the cops on me when she didn't find me in my room sleeping in the middle of the night and thought I snuck out of the house.
Jackson: I was downstairs in the kitchen eating cereal and also 20.

Nathaniel: Why is there a charge for $126 on the credit card?
Oscar, remembering that Nathaniel told him not to get a little hat for his bird: The hotel room. I'm having an affair. Just don't look outside.

Geneva: To be honest, I think of you all as fr… f…
Jackson: Almost there!
Geneva: F… fffff… frien…
Victor: Take your time.

Vivian: This is so fucking stupid-
Petrichor: Vivi!
Petrichor: Stupid is a bad word!

Cosette: So is this thing between Richard and Henry supposed to be a secret?
Marie: Hardly. The only person who doesn't know that Richard loves Henry is Richard.

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Marie: To be honest, I think of you all as fr… f…
Henry: Almost there!
Marie: F… fffff… frien…
Richard: Take your time.

Milo: Oh, their breadsticks are like crack
Cole: I love when people say "like crack" who have obviously never done crack
Milo: Well, their breadsticks are like what then, Cole? What can I use?
Cole: I don't know, something from your world. "The breadsticks are like money laundering."

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Kiriti: [gently headbutts Fenris in the shoulder to show affection]
Fenris: [absentmindedly pets her cute fox ears to acknowledge affection received]

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Ronan: Uh, home-made bioarchaeology is tragically discriminated against by law enforcement
Theresa: Only if you get caught

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Kenji: [swirls chocolate milk in a wine glass]

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Therapist: You're a manipulator
Ellie-Mae: I like to think of myself as an outcome engineer

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Rhydar: Have you heard the phrase "Pick your battles"?
Rae: Yes, and I pick all of them

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Luca: Let's play two truths one lie
Sidney, with Phoenix fronting: Okay how does that go again?
Drew: You say two things that are true about yourself and one lie
Cole: I'll go first
Cole: I'm tall, I have blue eyes, and one time I accidentally erased all of Phoenix's Zelda save files
Drew: His eyes are brown
Luca:
Cole:
Phoenix: You fucking what

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Benji: What're you doing, Teiuc?
Teiuc: Just enjoying a nice cup of Earl Grey
Benji: Is that whiskey?
Teiuc: Of course it's not whiskey!
Teiuc: It's brandy. What do you take me for, a sailor?

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[after a training exercise]
Junia: [patting Archer and Carden on the back] Good job gays
Archer:
Carden: [nervous laughter] Did you mean to say gu–
Junia: Did I fucking stutter

Jax: [gently headbutts Law in the shoulder to show affection]
Law: [absentmindedly pats her head to acknowledge affection received]

Peregrine: Have you heard the phrase "Pick your battles"?
Zoro: Yes, and I pick all of them.

Azami: Happy Mother's Day to the woman who called the entire family to search for Luffy and I when she didn't find us in our room sleeping in the middle of the night and thought we left the island.
Azami: We were on the roof eating watermelon and also 16 and 14, respectively.

Jax: [swirls chocolate milk in a wine glass]

Perona: Would you date a guy who's taller than you?
Peregrine: No.
Perona: Damn, that's kinda shallow.
Peregrine: Perona, I'm lesbian.

Katsumi: Don't test me, Jay-Jay, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
Jayden: I don't like you now.
__________________
Zenith: We're a team… ride or die, right?
John: Of course… I would totally ride you.
Zenith: Wha-
John: NOTHING!

Alex: FEEL MY LEG
Danny: Why?
Sophie: Oooh soffft
Emma: having a spiritual moment

Astra: To be honest, I think of you all as fr… f…
Nessa: Almost there!
Astra: F… fffff… frien…
Evangeline: Take your time.

Felicity: Have you heard the phrase "Pick your battles"?
Reginald: Yes, and I pick all of them.

Demitri: Don't test me, Astra, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
Astra: I don't like you now.

Samuel: Oh, their breadsticks are like crack
Nich: I love when people say "like crack" who have obviously never done crack
Samuel: Well, their breadsticks are like what then, Fox? What can I use?
Nich: I don't know. "The breadsticks are like money laundering"?

Victor: Uh, home-made bioarchaeology is tragically discriminated against by law enforcement
Geneva: Only if you get caught

Calla: You're a manipulator
Oleander: I like to think of myself as an outcome engineer

Henry: Let's play two truths one lie
Victor: Okay, how does that go again?
Geneva: You say two things that are true about yourself and one lie
Jackson: I'll go first
Jackson: One time I dyed my hair blue, I have blue eyes, and one time I accidentally erased all of Morgan's Zelda save files
Geneva: Your eyes are green.
Morgan:
Morgan: You fucking what

for the bread sticks one, it's originally "scrapbooking" but I modified it for Milo since he does a lot of money laundering, gambling, hacking into police databases, the works. just a quick fyi

WAIT NO I FOUND A CHARACTER IT WORKS BETTER FOR-

modified Lucifer quote incoming

Wolf: Okay, fine. I'll go. Seeing as I'm the most interesting single person here.
Cinthia: Wolf, we're looking for a guy.
Wolf: Your point?
Rhydar: Uh. He's a dude. And he's straight.
Wolf. Mm-hmm. That's never stopped me before, brother. I'm so good at flipping men, they call me The Skillet.
Alexis: you'RE NOT EVEN SINGLE WHAT–

holding a car wash to raise money for the team, somewhere in the upper nineties(degrees)

ray, the team's senior(as in the grade) volunteer coaching assistant and equipment manager: yanking his shirt off mist me!
lorelei: yeah sure
ray: gets hit directly in the face by the hose jet stream option

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alex: what the hell even is this game
gabe: you've been playing it since you were a kid shouldn't you know
ai: nah you kinda just do whatever and hope that you're not gonna get carded. the rules don't exist half the time

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gabe: you're blocking the view
lyss: i am the view

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gabe: the real treasure was the memories we made along the way
lorelei: i almost died
gabe: that was my fondest memory

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mihael: gabe is refusing to leave the locker room now
lorelei: tell him i said something
miahel: like what?
lorelei: tell him uh…that i said the sky is blue because it reflects the ocean and at night all the fish glow and that's how the stars exist

a minute later

gabe, storming out of the locker room: of all the dumbass things i've heard come out of your mouth-

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lorelei, campaigning for student council president: i was born for politics. i have great hair and i love lying

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lyss: this year we should hang up mistletoe in the school but instead of kissing under it, to protect people's right to consent, we should fight
gabe: we're not doing that
lorelei, nodding: mistlefoe
gabe: don't encourage him-
thema: who's volunteering to get beat up first

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lyss, brandishing a knife and throwing water bottles: hydrate or die-drate you losers
thema: what is he doing
ai: he's trying to threaten you into better wellbeing and mental health
lorelei, crying: it's working

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lyss, loading a nerfgun with thumbtack bullets: it's nerf or nothing

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thema: hey, lorelei?
lorelei: yeah what's up
thema: well, you seem to generally be the most romantic and well versed person on the team and that i know and i was hoping you'd help me, because i want to propose-
lorelei, dropping the eyeliner pencil she was holding and spinning around: sounds gay i'm in

Jax, brandishing a knife and throwing water bottles: Hydrate or die-drate, you losers!
Law: What is she doing?
Shachi: She's trying to threaten you into better wellbeing and mental health.
Bepo, crying: It's working.

lyss: vibe check! punches gabe in the jaw

Oleander, yanking his shirt off: Mist me!
Maia: Yeah sure
Oleander: Gets hit directly in the face by the hose jet stream option

Nich, on the way to Creston as the "ambassador": I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.

Lyra, loading a Nerf gun with thumbtack bullets: It's Nerf or nothing