forum Incorrect Quotes 2: Electric Boogaloo

Started July 17, 2020 by @HighPockets group

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lorelei, literally kicking down the bathroom door and filming herself in the mirror: spy kids is a documentary
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mihael: if you were to die what would your last words be
alex: finally
mihael: nO

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thema: at least i'm going to die doing something i love
gabe: and that is?
thema: beating the absolute shit out of someone who deserves it

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thema: name a way to be nice to someone
mihael: not kill them
thema: …bar's a little low but i'll allow it

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alex, in his normal sleep deprived state: fill your body with granberries so that the horse that kills you will get a sensual surprise when he begins to feed
mihael: i will give the horse that kills me no such luxury
lorelei: it's okay i can add the cranberries later
gabe: what the fuck

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andreas: i'm not interested in being polite or heterosexual

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lorelei: if gabe wasn't the way he was he would support het pride and that's why i disowned him

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lorelei: life is nothing but heartache and strife. the people you want to love and trust do nothing but betray you, over and over and over again. what is the point in living in this cruel world?
thema: what happened?
lorelei: gabe's bird aTE MY FUCKING GARLIC BREAD

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wesix: eat ass, smoke grass, sled fast
lorelei: eat ass, suck a dick, sell drugs.
the customer, who just really wanted a cookie: you know what you can even keep the change just please let me go

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alex: alright what time does the Judgmental Express get here at?
thema: gabe gets here at noon

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lorelei, stepping in a puddle of spilled water at three in the morning while wearing knee high socks: oh heck
mihael, slamming down the raw carrot he was eating: let's watch the fucking language, holy shit

Mica: To be fully honest, I'm actually a wanted felon in a lot of countries
Ciara: Wait holy-
Ciara: What did you do?!?
Mica: Crimes.
Mica: And by crimes I mean I'm gay.

Demitri: if you were to die what would your last words be
Nessa: finally
Demitri: nO

Nessa: life is nothing but heartache and strife. the people you want to love and trust do nothing but betray you, over and over and over again. what is the point in living in this cruel world?
Evangeline: what happened?
Nessa: Mother's raven aTE MY FUCKING STRAWBERRIES

Demitri: I made tea
Astra: I don't want tea
Demitri: I didn't make tea for you. This is my tea
Astra: Then why are you telling me?
Demitri: It's a conversation starter
Astra: That's a lousy conversation starter
Demitri: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate

Katsumi, to Jayden: Aren't you tired of being nice? Don't you just want to go apeshit?

Carrie: At least I'm going to die doing something I love
Evan: And that is?
Carrie: Beating the absolute shit out of someone who deserves it.

Robin: Fill your body with cranberries so that the horse that kills you will get a sensual surprise when he begins to feed
Titania: I will give the horse that kills me no such luxury
Robin: It's okay, I can add the cranberries later
Oberon: What the fuck

Kate: I'm not interested in being polite or heterosexual

Carrie: At least I'm going to die doing something I love
Evan: And that is?
Carrie: Beating the absolute shit out of someone who deserves it.

i'm sorry i just have to let you know that originally it's supposed to be 'and that is?' 'dying' but i changed it to fit thema and it's iconic that it fits carrie too

Carrie: At least I'm going to die doing something I love
Evan: And that is?
Carrie: Beating the absolute shit out of someone who deserves it.

i'm sorry i just have to let you know that originally it's supposed to be 'and that is?' 'dying' but i changed it to fit thema and it's iconic that it fits carrie too

Carrie will fight anyone who pisses her off and that is a threat

Peregrine: At least I'm going to die doing something I love
Perona: And that is?
Peregrine: Beating the absolute shit out of someone who deserves it.

Jax: Life is nothing but heartache and strife. the people you want to love and trust do nothing but betray you, over and over and over again. what is the point in living in this cruel world?
Law: what happened?
Jax: Bepo aTE MY FUCKING CANDIES

Azami: To be fully honest, I'm actually a wanted felon in a lot of countries
Anybody who doesn't know her: Wait holy-
Anybody who doesn't know her: What did you do?!?
Azami: Crimes.
Azami: And by crimes I mean I'm gay.
Azami: Oh, and I've helped my brother to take down multiple monarchies and ravage the seas as infamous pirates.

Carrie: At least I'm going to die doing something I love
Evan: And that is?
Carrie: Beating the absolute shit out of someone who deserves it.

i'm sorry i just have to let you know that originally it's supposed to be 'and that is?' 'dying' but i changed it to fit thema and it's iconic that it fits carrie too

Carrie will fight anyone who pisses her off and that is a threat

jhdfhdf thema's more 'beat up anyone who is bad', ie if you're a creep, mean to her friends, threaten her friends, or doing evil things. she does threaten people quite often, lyss is the main one and she's the only one who can get him to back off with just a look lmao

Dax: Name a way to be nice to someone
Ace: Not kill them
Dax: …Bar's a little low but i'll allow it

Flyx: Life is nothing but heartache and strife. The people you want to love and trust do nothing but betray you, over and over and over again. What is the point in living in this cruel world?
Dax: What happened?
Flyx: Ace aTE MY FUCKING STRAWBERRIES
Ace: [muffled maniacal laughter]

Flyx: Alright what time does the Judgmental Express get here at?
Ace: Dax gets here at noon

Flyx: Ace, we tried things your way
Ace: No, we didn't
Flyx: I did it in my head and it didn't work

Flyx: Oh and for your information, I don't have an ego
Flyx: My Facebook photo is a landscape

Dax: You think you're smarter than everyone else
Ace: I don't think I'm smarter than everyone else. I know I am

Flyx: This was almost a great idea
Dax: You just described 90% of our stuff

Dax: Flyx, can I speak to you for a minute? In private
Flyx: Ooh, someone's in trouble. It's me. I don't know why I did that

Flyx: Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way

Flyx: You've never been attracted to Ace?
Dax: You can be attracted to Ace?????

Nich: Alright, what time does the Judgmental Express get here at?
Joan: Samuel gets here at noon

Marcus: This was almost a great idea
Oliver: You just described 90% of our stuff

Beck: Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way

Titania, to Oberon: Aren't you tired of being nice? Don't you just want to go apeshit?

What's that? Coming up with an idea and only being able to create four characters? Me? Definitely.

Evelyn, literally kicking down the bathroom door and filming herself in the mirror: spy kids is a documentary

Samuel: if you were to die what would your last words be
Evelyn: finally
Samuel: nO

Evelyn: at least i'm going to die doing something i love
Clove: and that is?
Evelyn: beating the absolute shit out of someone who deserves it

Samuel: name a way to be nice to someone
Evelyn: not kill them
Samuel: …bar's a little low but i'll allow it

Evelyn: i'm not interested in being polite or heterosexual

Evelyn: life is nothing but heartache and strife. the people you want to love and trust do nothing but betray you, over and over and over again. what is the point in living in this cruel world?
Samuel: what happened?
Evelyn: your cat aTE MY FUCKING GARLIC BREAD

Evelyn: alright what time does the Judgmental Express get here at?
Livia: Mom gets here at noon

Samuel, stepping in a puddle of spilled water at three in the morning while wearing knee high socks: oh heck
Evelyn: let's watch the fucking language, holy shit

Evelyn, to Samuel: Aren't you tired of being nice? Don't you just want to go apeshit?

Samuel: Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way

Jackson, literally kicking down the bathroom door and filming himself in the mirror: Spy Kids is a documentary-

Robin: If you were to die ,what would your last words be?
Oberon: Finally.
Robin: nO

Titania: At least I'm going to die doing something I love
The Erl King: And that is?
Titania: Beating the absolute shit out of someone who deserves it

Oberon: Name a way to be nice to someone.
Titania: Not kill them
Oberon: …bar's a little low, but I'll allow it

Geneva: I'm not interested in being polite or heterosexual

Oscar, sprawled on a chaise: Life is nothing but heartache and strife. The people you want to love and trust do nothing but betray you, over and over and over again. What is the point in living in this cruel world?
Marian: What happened?
Oscar: Your husband aTE MY FUCKING GARLIC BREAD-
I feel like this is aided by the context that Oscar's room is filled with various chaises and pillows, although the reasoning why it is is sort of sad.

Nell, stepping in a puddle at three in the morning while wearing knee high socks: Oh, heck!
Nich: Let's watch the fucking language, holy shit Nell-

Nich, to Samuel: Aren't you tired of being nice? Don't you just want to go apeshit?

Samuel: Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way.

shou, looking at footage of a new villain: what do you think did this?
toki: you know, being a woman of science….witches

Marian, looking at the ruins of a village: What do you think did this?
Alessandra: You know, being a woman of science….Faeries.

Samuel: Evie I borrowed one of your sweaters
Evie, looking at Samuel wearing an "ok boomer" sweatshirt: okay

Quill, literally kicking down the bathroom door and filming herself in the mirror: Spy Kids is a documentary-

Anthony, looking at a crime scene: What do you think did this?
Cyrus: You know, being a woman of science….demons

Anthony: Name a way to be nice to someone.
Jack: Not kill them
Anthony: …Bar’s a little low, but I'll allow it

Jack: I'm not interested in being polite or heterosexual

Loki, stepping in a puddle at three in the morning while wearing knee high socks: Oh, heck!
Lugh: Let's watch the fucking language, holy shit Loki–

Kamryn, drunkenly to herself: Talk dirty to me
Flyx, walking by her: I'm not wearing any underwear because you never put the fucking laundry in the fucking dryer like I asked you to 100 fucking times

Loki: You can't expose me I overshare my entire life

Ramon: [loses Flyx in a crowd]
Ramon: Thank god
Ramon:
Ramon: wAIT–

Lugh: "All due respect" is a wonderful expression because it doesn't actually specify how much respect is actually due. Could be none

Ramon: Kam you need to let the kids be more independent
Kamryn: What do you mean I am doing great at raising them to be independent
Ramon: Then why are you feeding Aris meat buns and baby talking him?
Kamryn: Because he's my baby

Ace: My wife's so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family…isn't.
Ace, holding up a cat: Stinky
Chlo: No!! Don't be mean!!!
Ace, swaying him back and forth in the air: Stinky bastard man
Chlo: No!!!!!!!!
Flyx, not looking up from chopping veggies: Naughty boy. Brat cat
Chlo, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Kamryn: So today it snowed for the first time this year and I've naturally been drunk all day and didn't know so I went to take out the garbage in bare feet and stepped in an inch of snow and I just yelled "what the fUCK" and I just heard Dax from somewhere go "oh my god she's outside"

Kamryn: Must you always attack me with words?
Ramon: Should I use rocks?

~when Ramon isn't home~
Drunk Kamryn: [plays the trombone badly]
Flyx: [repeatedly slams the office doors]

Loki: Why must my feelings be "rational?" Is it not enough to sit quietly in my hawaiian shirt, deranged?

Kamryn: I want Ace to wear a huge, beautiful dress and run down a castle hallway at least ONCE, goddamn that woman needs to embrace her feminine side

that last loki quote is such a fucking mood and now that i have one i can live it out fully

Samuel: Oooh, that feeling when you had something good to say and then it flutters out of your brain right as you go to say it is my natural high, I love it sooo much
Samuel: Dammit Evie you're rubbing off on me. Take your sarcasm away

(Fire Blanket 14- I have been online the past few days because I lack the motivation to get up in the morning anymore)

Policeman: you’re under arrest. what’re your names?
Kevin: don’t tell him, Twist!
Policeman: [writing down] Twist
Kevin: Shit
Oliver: Good job, Kevin
Policeman:
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Sam and Samuel: [choking each other out]
Sammy: Are you just let this happen??
Thomas: Oh, this is just the beginning
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Suka: The next song is dedicated to Phoenix, the love of my life!
Audience: [Silent in expectation]
Suka: [Starts singing the entire Shrek soundtrack in complete deadpan]
Kit: Jesus chirst he's so embarrassing [to Phoenix] I feel so sorry for you…
Phoenix: [touched to tears]
Kit: What the fuck
———————
[airhorn sound]
[second airhorn sound]
Asbjorn: …this isn’t deodorant
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Kouji: Well, yaknow what they say: Go big or go home!!
Zackeri, crying: Please, Kou. Please I'm begging you just go home.
Kouji: I'm goin' big!!
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Nathan: Im goin' to Maccie's! Want anything?
Filipp: I WANT TO HAVE FUCKING LEGS
Nathan:
Nathan: Yeah- I only got like, $6.
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Jay: The year is 9. Some motherfucker be touching cow tits, and oh boy, he's about to invent cereal
Craig:
Craig: I beg your pardon?
Jay: Beg
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Kichiro: I forgot the real term for yeet!
DetLev: …throw?
Kichiro: You complete me
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Phoenix: Ah, the power went out
Psy: don't worry, I got this
[shakes rapidly and starts to illuminate]
Phoenix: what???
Psy: I swallowed a glowstick
Phoenix, on the verge of a cardiac arrest: WHAT???
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Lance: You’re really campaigning for bitch of the year, huh?
Kuma: As the defending champion, are you nervous?
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Police cars: [sounds sirens in the distance]
Felix, who's never done anything illegal in his life: fuck- they've found me.

Jackson: You can't expose me, I overshare my entire life

Geneva: So today it snowed for the first time this year and I've naturally been drunk all day and didn't know so I went to take out the garbage in bare feet and stepped in an inch of snow and I just yelled "what the fUCK" and I just heard Jackson from somewhere go "oh my God she's outside"

Robin: Why must my feelings be "rational?" Is it not enough to sit quietly in my Hawaiian shirt, deranged?

Margot: I want Therese to wear a huge, beautiful dress and run down a castle hallway at least ONCE, goddamn it! That woman needs to embrace her feminine side

Policeman: you’re under arrest. what’re your names?
Demitri: don’t tell him, Batshit!
Policeman: [writing down] Batshit
Demitri: Shit
Silver: Good job, Demitri
Policeman:

Astra: You’re really campaigning for bitch of the year, huh?
Evangeline: As the defending champion, are you nervous?

Demitri: Why must my feelings be "rational?" Is it not enough to sit quietly in my Hawaiian shirt, deranged?