forum Incorrect Quotes 2: Electric Boogaloo
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@knightinadream group

Ezra, hanging off the side of a cliff: Somebody please help! I can't hold on much longer!
Phillip, holding two milkshakes: I really wish I could be of more help.

JJ: Yummy, thanks!
Kidnapper, putting more duct tape over his mouth: Please stop eating it.

Haeil: Jellyfish have survived 600,000 years without a brain.
Haeil: A ray of hope for my other members.

Adrian: A spoon is just a small bowl on a stick used to eat from a larger bowl.
Hyungwon:
Hyungwon: Why do you say the things that you say?

Matthew: I'm a confident driver.
Jack: You literally just ran over someone.
Matthew: Confidently.

Jaesung, trying a magic trick: Take a card, any card.
Maeng: [takes his credit card]
Jaesung: Wait

@HighPockets group

Robin: Yummy, thanks!
The Erl King, putting more duct tape over their mouth: Please stop eating it.

Robin: A spoon is just a small bowl on a stick used to eat from a larger bowl.
Oberon: Why do you say the things that you say?

Darius, trying a magic trick: Take a card, any card.
Nich: Takes his credit card
Darius: Wait-

Deleted user

You've posted that EVERYWHERE and it's not relevant here in the slightest.

It's relevant everywhere I've made a scene or hurt people lately, in my opinion.

@ElderGod-Icefire

Henry: A spoon is just a small bowl on a stick used to eat from a larger bowl.
Richard:
Richard: Why do you say the things that you say?


Henry, hanging off the side of a cliff: Somebody please help! I can't hold on much longer!
Marie, holding two milkshakes: I really wish I could be of more help.


Cosette: Guys! What do you want for breakfast? Peanut butter toast or raw toast?
Marie: Raw toast.
Henry: Do you mean fucking bread?

@ElderGod-Icefire

(I love Cosette already!!)

(:D she's a sweetheart and I love her. She's Marie's love interest and the two are pretty much polar opposites and it's adorable. also her name is low-key a Les Mis reference whoops)

@Pickles group

You've posted that EVERYWHERE and it's not relevant here in the slightest.

It's relevant everywhere I've made a scene or hurt people lately, in my opinion.

It's really not. People have seen it. Back off.

@HighPockets group

Julia. Delete your link. It is immensely irrelevant to this thread, and I've already reprimanded you for your behavior on this thread. Best do as I say.

@HighPockets group

(I love Cosette already!!)

(:D she's a sweetheart and I love her. She's Marie's love interest and the two are pretty much polar opposites and it's adorable. also her name is low-key a Les Mis reference whoops)

(Ahhh they remind me of Marian and Beatrice! Our royals need to interact at some point!)

Deleted user

Julia. Delete your link. It is immensely irrelevant to this thread, and I've already reprimanded you for your behavior on this thread. Best do as I say.

Someone tell her I'm deleting my account anyway.

@ElderGod-Icefire

(I love Cosette already!!)

(:D she's a sweetheart and I love her. She's Marie's love interest and the two are pretty much polar opposites and it's adorable. also her name is low-key a Les Mis reference whoops)

(Ahhh they remind me of Marian and Beatrice! Our royals need to interact at some point!)

(dgfdjhb Cosette isn't royal, she's actually Marie's handmaiden, but yesss that would be really cool)

@HighPockets group

(I love Cosette already!!)

(:D she's a sweetheart and I love her. She's Marie's love interest and the two are pretty much polar opposites and it's adorable. also her name is low-key a Les Mis reference whoops)

(Ahhh they remind me of Marian and Beatrice! Our royals need to interact at some point!)

(dgfdjhb Cosette isn't royal, she's actually Marie's handmaiden, but yesss that would be really cool)

(I just meant the casts in general lol, I bet that your four mains would vibe really well with my prequel babies!!)

@ElderGod-Icefire

(I love Cosette already!!)

(:D she's a sweetheart and I love her. She's Marie's love interest and the two are pretty much polar opposites and it's adorable. also her name is low-key a Les Mis reference whoops)

(Ahhh they remind me of Marian and Beatrice! Our royals need to interact at some point!)

(dgfdjhb Cosette isn't royal, she's actually Marie's handmaiden, but yesss that would be really cool)

(I just meant the casts in general lol, I bet that your four mains would vibe really well with my prequel babies!!)

(lol alright. Oof they probably would although Henry can and will pick their pockets at the earliest opportunity lmao)

@HighPockets group

Aristotle, hanging off the side of a cliff: Somebody please help! I can't hold on much longer!
Douglas, holding two beers: I really wish I could be of more help-

Georgie: Guys! What do you want for breakfast? Peanut butter toast or raw toast?
Eleanor: Raw toast.
Christopher: Do you mean fucking bread?

Deleted user

Julia. Delete your link. It is immensely irrelevant to this thread, and I've already reprimanded you for your behavior on this thread. Best do as I say.

Someone tell her I'm deleting my account anyway.

(I beg your pardon, but this is the second time you've attempted to derail @PatienceKills' chat to focus attentionon yourself in some way. As someone who just wants to use this thread for its intended purpose, your behavior has been extremely rude not only to them but to the rest of us as well, and deleting your account won't change that fact. Please stop, not only for OP but for the others who are using this thread as intended.)

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

(you can feel free to share the link in relevant general chat threads such as the venting space, but this is for character memes. please take it somewhere else <3)

@SpookyScarySnoteleks group

Julia. Delete your link. It is immensely irrelevant to this thread, and I've already reprimanded you for your behavior on this thread. Best do as I say.

Someone tell her I'm deleting my account anyway.

If you're deleting your account anyway, then it shouldn't matter if your link(which has been posted everywhere already) is deleted.

Deleted user

Julia. Delete your link. It is immensely irrelevant to this thread, and I've already reprimanded you for your behavior on this thread. Best do as I say.

Someone tell her I'm deleting my account anyway.

If you're deleting your account anyway, then it shouldn't matter if your link(which has been posted everywhere already) is deleted.

I didn't know that I fixed it and started a new thread

@croccin-champagne

lorelei, literally kicking down the bathroom door and filming herself in the mirror: spy kids is a documentary
__

mihael: if you were to die what would your last words be
alex: finally
mihael: nO


thema: at least i'm going to die doing something i love
gabe: and that is?
thema: beating the absolute shit out of someone who deserves it


thema: name a way to be nice to someone
mihael: not kill them
thema: …bar's a little low but i'll allow it


alex, in his normal sleep deprived state: fill your body with granberries so that the horse that kills you will get a sensual surprise when he begins to feed
mihael: i will give the horse that kills me no such luxury
lorelei: it's okay i can add the cranberries later
gabe: what the fuck


andreas: i'm not interested in being polite or heterosexual


lorelei: if gabe wasn't the way he was he would support het pride and that's why i disowned him


lorelei: life is nothing but heartache and strife. the people you want to love and trust do nothing but betray you, over and over and over again. what is the point in living in this cruel world?
thema: what happened?
lorelei: gabe's bird aTE MY FUCKING GARLIC BREAD


wesix: eat ass, smoke grass, sled fast
lorelei: eat ass, suck a dick, sell drugs.
the customer, who just really wanted a cookie: you know what you can even keep the change just please let me go


alex: alright what time does the Judgmental Express get here at?
thema: gabe gets here at noon


lorelei, stepping in a puddle of spilled water at three in the morning while wearing knee high socks: oh heck
mihael, slamming down the raw carrot he was eating: let's watch the fucking language, holy shit

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

Mica: To be fully honest, I'm actually a wanted felon in a lot of countries
Ciara: Wait holy-
Ciara: What did you do?!?
Mica: Crimes.
Mica: And by crimes I mean I'm gay.

@polkadots11

Demitri: if you were to die what would your last words be
Nessa: finally
Demitri: nO

Nessa: life is nothing but heartache and strife. the people you want to love and trust do nothing but betray you, over and over and over again. what is the point in living in this cruel world?
Evangeline: what happened?
Nessa: Mother's raven aTE MY FUCKING STRAWBERRIES

Demitri: I made tea
Astra: I don't want tea
Demitri: I didn't make tea for you. This is my tea
Astra: Then why are you telling me?
Demitri: It's a conversation starter
Astra: That's a lousy conversation starter
Demitri: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate

@HighPockets group

Carrie: At least I'm going to die doing something I love
Evan: And that is?
Carrie: Beating the absolute shit out of someone who deserves it.

Robin: Fill your body with cranberries so that the horse that kills you will get a sensual surprise when he begins to feed
Titania: I will give the horse that kills me no such luxury
Robin: It's okay, I can add the cranberries later
Oberon: What the fuck

Kate: I'm not interested in being polite or heterosexual

@croccin-champagne

Carrie: At least I'm going to die doing something I love
Evan: And that is?
Carrie: Beating the absolute shit out of someone who deserves it.

i'm sorry i just have to let you know that originally it's supposed to be 'and that is?' 'dying' but i changed it to fit thema and it's iconic that it fits carrie too

@HighPockets group

Carrie: At least I'm going to die doing something I love
Evan: And that is?
Carrie: Beating the absolute shit out of someone who deserves it.

i'm sorry i just have to let you know that originally it's supposed to be 'and that is?' 'dying' but i changed it to fit thema and it's iconic that it fits carrie too

Carrie will fight anyone who pisses her off and that is a threat

@SpookyScarySnoteleks group

Peregrine: At least I'm going to die doing something I love
Perona: And that is?
Peregrine: Beating the absolute shit out of someone who deserves it.

Jax: Life is nothing but heartache and strife. the people you want to love and trust do nothing but betray you, over and over and over again. what is the point in living in this cruel world?
Law: what happened?
Jax: Bepo aTE MY FUCKING CANDIES

Azami: To be fully honest, I'm actually a wanted felon in a lot of countries
Anybody who doesn't know her: Wait holy-
Anybody who doesn't know her: What did you do?!?
Azami: Crimes.
Azami: And by crimes I mean I'm gay.
Azami: Oh, and I've helped my brother to take down multiple monarchies and ravage the seas as infamous pirates.

@croccin-champagne

Carrie: At least I'm going to die doing something I love
Evan: And that is?
Carrie: Beating the absolute shit out of someone who deserves it.

i'm sorry i just have to let you know that originally it's supposed to be 'and that is?' 'dying' but i changed it to fit thema and it's iconic that it fits carrie too

Carrie will fight anyone who pisses her off and that is a threat

jhdfhdf thema's more 'beat up anyone who is bad', ie if you're a creep, mean to her friends, threaten her friends, or doing evil things. she does threaten people quite often, lyss is the main one and she's the only one who can get him to back off with just a look lmao

@ElderGod-kirky group

Dax: Name a way to be nice to someone
Ace: Not kill them
Dax: …Bar's a little low but i'll allow it

Flyx: Life is nothing but heartache and strife. The people you want to love and trust do nothing but betray you, over and over and over again. What is the point in living in this cruel world?
Dax: What happened?
Flyx: Ace aTE MY FUCKING STRAWBERRIES
Ace: [muffled maniacal laughter]

Flyx: Alright what time does the Judgmental Express get here at?
Ace: Dax gets here at noon

Flyx: Ace, we tried things your way
Ace: No, we didn't
Flyx: I did it in my head and it didn't work

Flyx: Oh and for your information, I don't have an ego
Flyx: My Facebook photo is a landscape

Dax: You think you're smarter than everyone else
Ace: I don't think I'm smarter than everyone else. I know I am

Flyx: This was almost a great idea
Dax: You just described 90% of our stuff

Dax: Flyx, can I speak to you for a minute? In private
Flyx: Ooh, someone's in trouble. It's me. I don't know why I did that

Flyx: Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way