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@HighPockets group

Nich: Alright, what time does the Judgmental Express get here at?
Joan: Samuel gets here at noon

Marcus: This was almost a great idea
Oliver: You just described 90% of our stuff

Beck: Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way

@Pickles group

What's that? Coming up with an idea and only being able to create four characters? Me? Definitely.

Evelyn, literally kicking down the bathroom door and filming herself in the mirror: spy kids is a documentary

Samuel: if you were to die what would your last words be
Evelyn: finally
Samuel: nO

Evelyn: at least i'm going to die doing something i love
Clove: and that is?
Evelyn: beating the absolute shit out of someone who deserves it

Samuel: name a way to be nice to someone
Evelyn: not kill them
Samuel: …bar's a little low but i'll allow it

Evelyn: i'm not interested in being polite or heterosexual

Evelyn: life is nothing but heartache and strife. the people you want to love and trust do nothing but betray you, over and over and over again. what is the point in living in this cruel world?
Samuel: what happened?
Evelyn: your cat aTE MY FUCKING GARLIC BREAD

Evelyn: alright what time does the Judgmental Express get here at?
Livia: Mom gets here at noon

Samuel, stepping in a puddle of spilled water at three in the morning while wearing knee high socks: oh heck
Evelyn: let's watch the fucking language, holy shit

Evelyn, to Samuel: Aren't you tired of being nice? Don't you just want to go apeshit?

Samuel: Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way

@HighPockets group

Jackson, literally kicking down the bathroom door and filming himself in the mirror: Spy Kids is a documentary-

Robin: If you were to die ,what would your last words be?
Oberon: Finally.
Robin: nO

Titania: At least I'm going to die doing something I love
The Erl King: And that is?
Titania: Beating the absolute shit out of someone who deserves it

Oberon: Name a way to be nice to someone.
Titania: Not kill them
Oberon: …bar's a little low, but I'll allow it

Geneva: I'm not interested in being polite or heterosexual

Oscar, sprawled on a chaise: Life is nothing but heartache and strife. The people you want to love and trust do nothing but betray you, over and over and over again. What is the point in living in this cruel world?
Marian: What happened?
Oscar: Your husband aTE MY FUCKING GARLIC BREAD-
I feel like this is aided by the context that Oscar's room is filled with various chaises and pillows, although the reasoning why it is is sort of sad.

Nell, stepping in a puddle at three in the morning while wearing knee high socks: Oh, heck!
Nich: Let's watch the fucking language, holy shit Nell-

Nich, to Samuel: Aren't you tired of being nice? Don't you just want to go apeshit?

Samuel: Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way.

@threesacult group

Quill, literally kicking down the bathroom door and filming herself in the mirror: Spy Kids is a documentary-

Anthony, looking at a crime scene: What do you think did this?
Cyrus: You know, being a woman of science….demons

Anthony: Name a way to be nice to someone.
Jack: Not kill them
Anthony: …Bar’s a little low, but I'll allow it

Jack: I'm not interested in being polite or heterosexual

@ElderGod-kirky group

Loki, stepping in a puddle at three in the morning while wearing knee high socks: Oh, heck!
Lugh: Let's watch the fucking language, holy shit Loki–

Kamryn, drunkenly to herself: Talk dirty to me
Flyx, walking by her: I'm not wearing any underwear because you never put the fucking laundry in the fucking dryer like I asked you to 100 fucking times

Loki: You can't expose me I overshare my entire life

Ramon: [loses Flyx in a crowd]
Ramon: Thank god
Ramon:
Ramon: wAIT–

Lugh: "All due respect" is a wonderful expression because it doesn't actually specify how much respect is actually due. Could be none

Ramon: Kam you need to let the kids be more independent
Kamryn: What do you mean I am doing great at raising them to be independent
Ramon: Then why are you feeding Aris meat buns and baby talking him?
Kamryn: Because he's my baby

Ace: My wife's so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family…isn't.
Ace, holding up a cat: Stinky
Chlo: No!! Don't be mean!!!
Ace, swaying him back and forth in the air: Stinky bastard man
Chlo: No!!!!!!!!
Flyx, not looking up from chopping veggies: Naughty boy. Brat cat
Chlo, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Kamryn: So today it snowed for the first time this year and I've naturally been drunk all day and didn't know so I went to take out the garbage in bare feet and stepped in an inch of snow and I just yelled "what the fUCK" and I just heard Dax from somewhere go "oh my god she's outside"

Kamryn: Must you always attack me with words?
Ramon: Should I use rocks?

~when Ramon isn't home~
Drunk Kamryn: [plays the trombone badly]
Flyx: [repeatedly slams the office doors]

Loki: Why must my feelings be "rational?" Is it not enough to sit quietly in my hawaiian shirt, deranged?

Kamryn: I want Ace to wear a huge, beautiful dress and run down a castle hallway at least ONCE, goddamn that woman needs to embrace her feminine side

@Pickles group

Samuel: Oooh, that feeling when you had something good to say and then it flutters out of your brain right as you go to say it is my natural high, I love it sooo much
Samuel: Dammit Evie you're rubbing off on me. Take your sarcasm away

@ElderGodSeeba petsbing bing 🐸

(Fire Blanket 14- I have been online the past few days because I lack the motivation to get up in the morning anymore)

Policeman: you’re under arrest. what’re your names?
Kevin: don’t tell him, Twist!
Policeman: [writing down] Twist
Kevin: Shit
Oliver: Good job, Kevin
Policeman:
———————
Sam and Samuel: [choking each other out]
Sammy: Are you just let this happen??
Thomas: Oh, this is just the beginning
———————
Suka: The next song is dedicated to Phoenix, the love of my life!
Audience: [Silent in expectation]
Suka: [Starts singing the entire Shrek soundtrack in complete deadpan]
Kit: Jesus chirst he's so embarrassing [to Phoenix] I feel so sorry for you…
Phoenix: [touched to tears]
Kit: What the fuck
———————
[airhorn sound]
[second airhorn sound]
Asbjorn: …this isn’t deodorant
———————
Kouji: Well, yaknow what they say: Go big or go home!!
Zackeri, crying: Please, Kou. Please I'm begging you just go home.
Kouji: I'm goin' big!!
———————
Nathan: Im goin' to Maccie's! Want anything?
Filipp: I WANT TO HAVE FUCKING LEGS
Nathan:
Nathan: Yeah- I only got like, $6.
———————
Jay: The year is 9. Some motherfucker be touching cow tits, and oh boy, he's about to invent cereal
Craig:
Craig: I beg your pardon?
Jay: Beg
———————
Kichiro: I forgot the real term for yeet!
DetLev: …throw?
Kichiro: You complete me
———————
Phoenix: Ah, the power went out
Psy: don't worry, I got this
[shakes rapidly and starts to illuminate]
Phoenix: what???
Psy: I swallowed a glowstick
Phoenix, on the verge of a cardiac arrest: WHAT???
———————
Lance: You’re really campaigning for bitch of the year, huh?
Kuma: As the defending champion, are you nervous?
———————
Police cars: [sounds sirens in the distance]
Felix, who's never done anything illegal in his life: fuck- they've found me.

@HighPockets group

Jackson: You can't expose me, I overshare my entire life

Geneva: So today it snowed for the first time this year and I've naturally been drunk all day and didn't know so I went to take out the garbage in bare feet and stepped in an inch of snow and I just yelled "what the fUCK" and I just heard Jackson from somewhere go "oh my God she's outside"

Robin: Why must my feelings be "rational?" Is it not enough to sit quietly in my Hawaiian shirt, deranged?

Margot: I want Therese to wear a huge, beautiful dress and run down a castle hallway at least ONCE, goddamn it! That woman needs to embrace her feminine side

@polkadots11

Policeman: you’re under arrest. what’re your names?
Demitri: don’t tell him, Batshit!
Policeman: [writing down] Batshit
Demitri: Shit
Silver: Good job, Demitri
Policeman:

Astra: You’re really campaigning for bitch of the year, huh?
Evangeline: As the defending champion, are you nervous?

Demitri: Why must my feelings be "rational?" Is it not enough to sit quietly in my Hawaiian shirt, deranged?

@threesacult group

Azazel: The year is 9. Some motherfucker be touching cow tits, and oh boy, he's about to invent cereal
The Sandman:
The Sandman: I beg your pardon?
Azazel: Beg

Anthony: You’re under arrest. What’re your names?
Cyrus: Don’t tell him, Jack!
Anthony: Jack…
Jack: Cyrus, you idiot-
Anthony: Cyrus…
Jack: Goddamn it

Police cars: [Sound sirens in the distance]
Quill, who's never done anything illegal in her life: Fuck, they've found me.

@HighPockets group

Robin: The year is 9. Some motherfucker be touching cow tits, and oh boy, he's about to invent cereal
Oberon:
Oberon: I beg your pardon?
Robin: Beg

@ElderGodSeeba petsbing bing 🐸

(Fire Blanket 15- Bęåɴ)

Judge: I order you to pay $10,000
Sammy: What! Why??
Judge: It's a fine.
Sammy, sadly: no itsa not…
———————
Wynne: [almost chokes to death on a gummybear]
Hahgoot: [leans over to David] Are you sure you want this one? We can get you a different one.
David, sighing in defeat: I want that one.
———————
Eliott: So… have you ever been with a man before?
Marie: The only thing I've ever been with a man is annoyed.
———————
Shane: You're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are!
Memphis, sobbing: IT'S NOT A JOKE, I'M A FUCKING SNACK.
———————
[Daniel, Sato and Alec sitting on a bench]
Clementine: Why do you guys look so sad?
Alec: sit down with us so you can understand.
[Clementine sits down]
Alec: The bench is freshly painted.
Clementine:
———————
Marie: [sees a group of kids running from a flock of angry geese]
Marie: Pfft, what fools.
Marie: [Realises it's South Camperdown Timber Wolves Mens Volleyball Club]
Marie: Holy fuck those are my fools-
———————
Craig: [staring deadpan into the camera with a microphone in hand] And here you can see the endangered Eric Doe in their natural habitat.
Eric: [falls down the stairs, spilling his cereal everywhere]
Craig: Natural selection is coming for this specimen.
———————
Nathan: Why do I have to be the mom of the group?
Markus: because I’m baby and Filipp is an Aries
———————
Zackeri, on the phone: Hey, how are you?
Alfie, to Zackeri: I am a-okay!
Kouji: Your bone is sticking out!!! You are NOT okay!
Alfie, to Zackeri: I have just been informed that I am, in fact, not a-okay
———————
Kuroko: Nathan is super loyal!
Kevin: I agree, I know he'll have my back no matter what.
Kuroko: Unless there's Alsatians involved!
Kevin:
Nathan, covered in blood, sitting in a group of Alsatians: I have no morals when it comes to German Shepards.
———————
Dennis: what’s nostalgia mean?
Markus: Ah, it’s when you miss something that’s really old.
[later]
Eric: I’m back!
Memphis: We missed you!
Dennis, whispering: nostalgia.
———————
Thomas: Mirror, mirror on the wall; who's the fairest of them all?
Lucy: Tom, that's just a picture of Zack.
Thomas, yelling: It has spoken!!!
———————
[3am]
Eric: Why are any of us here, really?
Zoo security guard: Well, I'm asking you, specifically.
———————
Zackeri: hey i can't sleep, can you sing me a song?
Thomas: sure
[one hour later]
Zackeri: Sing the English version of Despactio one more time, I'll end my shit.
———————
Kuma: "knock knock"
Kuma: "who's there"
Kuma: "wood"
Kuma: "wood who?"
Kuma: "wood you stop talking to yourself?"
Kuma: "haha okay"
Kira, holding an eviction notice: i guess now not a good time-

@threesacult group

Anthony: Why do you guys look so sad?
Cyrus: Sit down with us so you can understand.
Anthony: Sits down
Cyrus: The bench is freshly painted.
Anthony:
Anthony: I’m going to strangle you

Anthony: Why do I have to be the parent of the group?
Quill: Because I’m baby and Cyrus is an Aries

Azazel: So you’ll do it?
Cyrus: I mean, yeah, I’ll kill him for you.
Azazel: Great, for how much?
Cyrus: Uh…let’s say thirty.
Azazel: Thirty grand?
Cyrus: Spits out water

@SpookyScarySnoteleks group

Peregrine: [sees 2 people running from every monkey on the island]
Peregrine: Pfft, what fools.
Peregrine: [Realises it's Zoro and Perona]
Peregrine: Holy fuck those are my fools-

@HighPockets group

Peter: So, have you ever been with a man before?
Kate: The only thing I've ever been with a man is annoyed.

Cordelia: Hey, how are you?
Georgie: I am a-okay!
Jack: Your bone is sticking out! You are NOT okay!
Georgie, to Cordelia: I have just been informed that I am, in fact, not a-okay

@alecscharm group

Thug: Hey! I captured your three-eyed member. How much do you pay me?
Cavendish: Ten.
Thug: Ten? Ten what? Hundred thousands?
Cavendish and Hakuba, half and half: Nine.

@alecscharm group

Thug: Hey! I captured the girl, how much'll you pay me?
Law: Ten.
Thug: Ten? Ten what? Ten hundred thousand?
Law: Nine.

eyyyyy 👍👍👍

@threesacult group

Perry: People say I can’t use they/them pronouns ‘cause it’s plural, but have you considered that I’m actually thirty rats stacked in a trench coat?