what prompted this
and don't worry, the possibility of any of those three things happening is far below 0

i am very much ace
and a broke artist
who cannot take phone calls for the life of me

you better fucking not

I won't do that, Miriam

Also I had the weirdest fucking dream and it scared me lmao

yeah well I just watched someone who works at an insurance call center get turned on by her customer and masturbate in the work bathroom

Ew.

Eww

yeah
so don't fucking do it
or I'll come beat your ass

Maybe I will just to piss you off

Evelyn you better not

I'M GONNA DRIVE UP TO SP AND BEAT. YOUR. ASS. WITH A GODDAMN BASEBALL BAT AND A LIVE MOUSE. DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME???

Tbh it's funny that you think I'd ever work in an insurance call center, with my inability to socially interact without seeming awkward and ridiculous.

Tbh it's funny that you think I'd ever work in an insurance call center, with my inability to socially interact without seeming awkward and ridiculous.

^^^ Same. That and I don't plan on quitting my job to become a worker at an insurance call center. The shit sounds boring.

i'm glad the insurance call center and phone calls are the parts of this y'all are finding unrealistic

imagine having any sort of yiffual feelings or desires haha cannot relate

I would never work at an insurance call center
I can't talk to people

petition to remove the word "yiffual" from the surface of the earth

imagine having any sort of yiffual feelings or desires haha cannot relate

Imagine looking at someone and going "I wanna yiff them", could never be me.

amendment: petition to remove the word yiff from the surface of the earth both as a root and a stand alone phrase

i mean it’s better than the s*ex word

imagine having any sort of yiffual feelings or desires haha cannot relate

Imagine looking at someone and going "I wanna yiff them", could never be me.

Hmm. I mean i'm not ace but i've never done that either (the "i wanna yiff them"). I've gone "yeah I'd yiff that maybe" but always with the attachment of "if i was dating them". I don't want casual hookups thanks

yeah that's understandable

imagine having any sort of yiffual feelings or desires haha cannot relate

Imagine looking at someone and going "I wanna yiff them", could never be me.

Imagine wanting to do the yiffy wiffy, not I said the cat not I said the rat

imagine having any sort of yiffual feelings or desires haha cannot relate

Imagine looking at someone and going "I wanna yiff them", could never be me.

Hmm. I mean i'm not ace but i've never done that either (the "i wanna yiff them"). I've gone "yeah I'd yiff that maybe" but always with the attachment of "if i was dating them". I don't want casual hookups thanks

I only do that with book characters. And then it's kinda rare.

imagine having any sort of yiffual feelings or desires haha cannot relate

Imagine looking at someone and going "I wanna yiff them", could never be me.

Hmm. I mean i'm not ace but i've never done that either (the "i wanna yiff them"). I've gone "yeah I'd yiff that maybe" but always with the attachment of "if i was dating them". I don't want casual hookups thanks

I only do that with book characters. And then it's kinda rare.

haha that's valid. I only really do that like once in a blue moon, usually it's only "oh they're cute/hot/pretty/etc"