Y'all know that feeling when you've gotten considerably less sleep than usual and are less exhausted for some reason?

Yep.

Pickles, an inferior mortal:

No one:
My brain: dude make a cowboy mermaid

Me, an intellectual:

slowly adds thomas’s face to my somewhat abandoned list of bee updates

Pickles, an inferior mortal:

No one:
My brain: dude make a cowboy mermaid

Me, an intellectual:

Oh fuck off
_<3

So, I drew facial hair on myself with eyeliner. And I feel like I'm soon going to forget it's there until I look into a mirror again.

If I ever hear that one of y'all are working at an insurance call center, getting turned on by your customer and masturbating in the work bathroom I'm gonna come beat your ass

^^Why?

If I ever hear that one of y'all are working at an insurance call center, getting turned on by your customer and masturbating in the work bathroom I'm gonna come beat your ass

…. Wut

So, I drew facial hair on myself with eyeliner. And I feel like I'm soon going to forget it's there until I look into a mirror again.

you're a dude lmao, just don't shave for a few days

So, I drew facial hair on myself with eyeliner. And I feel like I'm soon going to forget it's there until I look into a mirror again.

you're a dude lmao, just don't shave for a few days

I don't grow facial hair. I've never shaved my face in my life (aside from my eyebrows on occasion).

If I ever hear that one of y'all are working at an insurance call center, getting turned on by your customer and masturbating in the work bathroom I'm gonna come beat your ass

…. Wut

You heard me

So, I drew facial hair on myself with eyeliner. And I feel like I'm soon going to forget it's there until I look into a mirror again.

you're a dude lmao, just don't shave for a few days

I don't grow facial hair. I've never shaved my face in my life (aside from my eyebrows on occasion).

… Ah.

^^Why?

I really don't know. I don't even want facial hair.

^^Why?

I really don't know. I don't even want facial hair.

Why not take it off now?

Because I'm too lazy to get back out of bed.

I made a list of things to do today and I already got three of them done. It's already 12:42 but whatever. I haven't even been up for three hours

I made a list of things to do today and I already got three of them done. It's already 12:42 but whatever. I haven't even been up for three hours

you know what you're not gonna do? Get a job at an insurance call center, get turned on by your customer and masturbate in the work bathroom.

I made a list of things to do today and I already got three of them done. It's already 12:42 but whatever. I haven't even been up for three hours

you know what you're not gonna do? Get a job at an insurance call center, get turned on by your customer and masturbate in the work bathroom.

Yeah
I kinda thought that was a given

I made a list of things to do today and I already got three of them done. It's already 12:42 but whatever. I haven't even been up for three hours

you know what you're not gonna do? Get a job at an insurance call center, get turned on by your customer and masturbate in the work bathroom.

Yeah
I kinda thought that was a given

Or I'm gonna come beat
your
ass

you hear me?
I'm gonna beat you
with a goddamn baseball bat

I made a list of things to do today and I already got three of them done. It's already 12:42 but whatever. I haven't even been up for three hours

you know what you're not gonna do? Get a job at an insurance call center, get turned on by your customer and masturbate in the work bathroom.

Yeah
I kinda thought that was a given

Or I'm gonna come beat
your
ass

you hear me?
I'm gonna beat you
with a goddamn baseball bat

Miriam
Do
You
Really
Think
That's
Something
I
Would
Even
Consider
Doing

I made a list of things to do today and I already got three of them done. It's already 12:42 but whatever. I haven't even been up for three hours

you know what you're not gonna do? Get a job at an insurance call center, get turned on by your customer and masturbate in the work bathroom.

Yeah
I kinda thought that was a given

Or I'm gonna come beat
your
ass

you hear me?
I'm gonna beat you
with a goddamn baseball bat

Miriam
Do
You
Really
Think
That's
Something
I
Would
Even
Consider
Doing

Well I don't know
I'm just warning you in case it crosses your mind
and that goes for ALL OF YOU

DON'T MAKE ME COME BEAT YOUR ASS

what

I just saw two guys walking down the street with a blow-up kayak placed upside down on top of them, so their heads were in the two seat areas. They're just walking along in their kayak. I don't know how they could see, but they seem pretty confident about where they're going.

what

don't FUCKING do it ella
if I hear a single rumor that you work at a goddamn insurance call center, getting turned on by your customers and masturbating in the work bathroom I'm gonna

BEAT YOUR ASS