forum Incorrect Quotes 2: Electric Boogaloo

Started July 17, 2020 by @HighPockets group

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Alessandra: Where did you dignity and pride go?
Percy: Into making everybody happy.

Can I join?

Doctor: The diagnosis is complete and utter stupidity. I can't do anything about that, I'm afraid-
Knox: haha very funny.
Doctor: …But I can fix the bullet holes.
Knox: how many got me?
Doc: About five
Knox: That's a lot, right?

Jack: The diagnosis is complete and utter stupidity. I can't do anything about that, I'm afraid-
Dally: Ha. Very funny.
Jack: -but I can fix the bullet holes.
Dally: How many got me?
Jack: Five.
Dally: That's…a lot, right?

Matthew: The diagnosis is complete and utter stupidity. I can't do anything about that, I'm afraid-
Jackson: Ha. Very funny.
Matthew: -but I can fix the bullet holes.
Jackson: How many got me?
Matthew: Five.
Jackson: That's…a lot, right?

why everybody steal my burns-

hehehehe jk I'll come back with more later….

Ryder, setting down a card: Ace of spades.
Bianca, pulling out an Uno card: Sorry, Ry, you’ve gotta draw four cards.
Robin, pulling out a Pokémon card: Uh, I’m gonna heal my Jolteon for 20 HP.
Brexley, holding Monopoly cash, desperately: Can someone please explain the rules to me?

Kay: Physically, yes, I can fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll.

Addie: Kay, I'm sad.
Kay, holding out their arms for a hug: It’s gonna be okay.
~
Eliot: I'm sad.
Tabitha, nodding: Mood.

Ren: I'm sorry, are you friends with this criminal?
Alune: No, not really.
Varian: Absolutely. We're best friends.
Alune: It's a layered relationship.
Varian: BEST friends.
Alune: Please, shut up.

Aris: Gwen Stefani was right when she said shit is bananas.

Kara: Trust me, I know what I'm doing.
Leaoni: Not even God knows what you're doing, Kara.

Trace: I don’t overreact.
Varian: You threatened to replace my coffee with cement when I picked Yoshi for Mario Kart.
Trace: Yoshi is my ride or die!

Leaoni: So you have no problem with killing five huge guys in a matter of seconds but you draw the line at using crude and ambiguous language?
Kallai: Yes.

Alune: Isn't the idea supposed to be 'you saved my life, now I owe you a debt?'
Hastur: Nope, the other way around. You saved my life so now I'm your problem. If you don't like it, then kill me.

Ren, on the phone: Aris is crying. What do I do?
Trace: Go comfort him.
Ren: How do I do that?
Trace: Start with hugs.
Ren: With what?

Kara: Physically, yes, I can fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll.

Kara: Trace, I'm sad.
Trace, holding out her arms for a hug: It’s gonna be okay.
~
Kara: I'm sad.
Leaoni, nodding: Mood.

Darius: I'm sorry, are you friends with this criminal?
Samuel: No, not really.
Nich: Absolutely. We're best friends.
Samuel: It's a layered relationship.
Nich: Best friends.
Samuel: Please, shut up.

Kristi: Gwen Stefani was right when she said shit is bananas.

Percy: Trust me, I know what I'm doing.
Oscar: Not even the gods know what you're doing, Olivier.

Casey: I don’t overreact.
Beck: You threatened to replace my coffee with cement when I picked Yoshi for Mario Kart.
Casey: Yoshi is my ride or die!

Carrie: So you have no problem with killing five huge guys in a matter of seconds but you draw the line at using crude and ambiguous language?
Ayla: Yes.

Vivian: Isn't the idea supposed to be 'you saved my life, now I owe you a debt?'
Oleander: Nope, the other way around. You saved my life so now I'm your problem. If you don't like it, then kill me.

Sapphire: I'm sorry, are you friends with this criminal?
Thaddeus: No, not really.
Sparrow: Absolutely. We're best friends.
Thaddeus: It's a layered relationship.
Sparrow: Best friends.
Thaddeus: Please, shut up.

Fennec: Gwen Stefani was right when she said shit is bananas.

Sparrow: Trust me, I know what I'm doing.
Thaddeus: Not even the gods know what you're doing, Bird.

Fennec: I don’t overreact.
Sparrow: You threatened to replace my coffee with cement when I picked Yoshi for Mario Kart.
Fennec: Yoshi is my ride or die!

Fennec: So you have no problem with killing five huge guys in a matter of seconds but you draw the line at using crude and ambiguous language?
Rune: Yes.

Thaddeus, on the phone: Sparrow is crying. What do I do?
Bane: Go comfort her.
Thaddeus: How do I do that?
Bane: Start with hugs.
Thaddeus: With what?

Bane: Physically, yes, I can fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll.

Sparrow: Bane, I'm sad.
Bane, holding out their arms for a hug: It’s gonna be okay.
~
Sparrow: I'm sad.
Thaddeus, nodding: Mood.

Rune, setting down a card: Ace of spades.
Sparrow, pulling out an Uno card: Sorry, Rune, you’ve gotta draw four cards.
Fennec, pulling out a Pokémon card: Uh, I’m gonna heal my Jolteon for 20 HP.
Bane, holding Monopoly cash, desperately: Can someone please explain the rules to me?

Bane: How’s the most attractive person here doing?
Fennec: I don’t know, how are y-
Rune, from across the room: I’m doing great, thanks!

Server: Welcome to Applebee’s, what can I get you?
Bane: I’ll have the apple.
Server: Oh, we don’t actually serve apples.
Bane, hesitantly: Th-then I guess I’ll have the bees.
Sparrow: That's the spirit!

Thaddeus: So apparently, the “bad vibes” I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress.

Ness: Gwen Stefani was right when she said shit is bananas.

Frankie: I don’t overreact.
Claudio: You threatened to replace my coffee with cement when I picked Yoshi for Mario Kart.
Frankie: Yoshi is my ride or die!

Christopher, on the phone: Arthur is crying. What do I do?
Cordelia: Go comfort him.
Christopher: How do I do that?
Cordelia: Start with hugs.
Christopher: With what?

Nell, setting down a card: Ace of spades.
Nich, pulling out an Uno card: Sorry, Joan, you’ve gotta draw four cards.
Joan, pulling out a Pokémon card: Uh, I’m gonna heal my Jolteon for 20 HP.
Samuel, holding Monopoly cash, desperately: Can someone please explain the rules to me?

Pre-war kiddos

Thyver: Foxxer, I'm sad.
Foxxer, holding out their arms for a hug: It’s gonna be okay.
~

Post-war kiddos

Thyver: Foxxer, I'm sad.
Foxxer, nodding: Mood.

Marie's father: I'm sorry, are you friends with this criminal?
Marie: No, not really
Henry: absolutely. We're best friends.
Marie: it's a layered relationship.
Henry: best. Friends.
Marie: Please, shut up.

Richard: So apparently the "bad vibes" I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress.

Gill: God has let me live another day
Gill: And I'm about to make that everyones problem

Fennec: You think you want me to shut up? I have to listen to myself even when I’m not talking.

Alex: Did it hurt whe-
Rune: Yes.
Alex: I didn’t even fini-
Rune: Everything hurts.

Thaddeus: Nothing in life is free.
Rune: Oh, stop being so cynical.
Rune: Everything’s free if you’re fast enough.

Bane: Why do you guys like the rain so much?
Sparrow: I like splashing in the puddles! :)
Thaddeus: I’m trying to get hit by lightning.

Sparrow: You have no idea what I’m capable of!
The King God: Oh, I’m terrified. Should I go get a step stool so you can look me in the eyes while you threaten me?

Rune: I’ve saved your life twice now!
Bane: Yeah, because you put it in danger twice!

Sparrow: Anyone else terrified right now?
Thaddeus: Not really. I’ve already lived longer than I expected to.

Fennec: I’m too young to die, but too old to eat off the kid’s menu.
Fennec: What kind of bullshit age am I?

Sparrow: Wait, you’re not coming with me?
Thaddeus: I’m not your mom, Bird.
Thaddeus, handing her a lunchbox: Now here’s your sandwiches, I’m picking you up at five

Alex: Don’t limit yourself to only panicking at the disco. Panic everywhere.

Bane: …So I might’ve broken one of Fennec's inventions. How long do you think I have left to live?
Rune: Ten.
Bane: Ten what?
Rune: Nine.

Fennec: Are you on drugs?
Thaddeus: You and I both know that this job does not pay enough for me to have a drug problem.

Thaddeus: Can I be frank with you guys?
Sparrow, severely sleep-deprived: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.
Bane: Can I still be Bane?
Sparrow: Shhh. Let Frank speak.

Bane: Punch me in the face.
Rune: Punch you in the face?
Bane: Yes, punch me in the face. Didn't you hear me?
Rune: I always hear punch me in the face when you're speaking, but it's usually subtext.

Rune: What would you like to drink? Water, milk, tea, spiders-
Bane: Spiders?
Rune: Spiders it is, then!
Bane: Wait, no-

Thaddeus: I zoned out in high school once, and never zoned back in.

Sparrow: Are you still angry at him?
Rune: Does this voodoo doll look enough like Bane to you?

Jackie: If I was there, I'd fix the Suez Canal
Holly: I'd make it worse. I don't care.

Milo: What would you like to drink? Water, milk, tea, spiders-
Taven: Spiders?
Milo: Spiders it is, then!
Taven: Wait, no-

Ara: Are you on drugs?
Andor: You and I both know that this job does not pay enough for me to have a drug problem.

Crispin: You have no idea what I’m capable of!
Leo: Oh, I’m terrified. Should I go get a step stool so you can look me in the eyes while you threaten me?

Jackie: Gwen Stefani was right when she said shit is bananas.

Milo: Trust me, I know what I'm doing.
Ravina: Not even the gods knows what you're doing, Milo.

Gerard: Physically, yes, I can fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll.

Ravina: Where did you dignity and pride go?
Garzlan: Into making everybody happy.

Gerard: So apparently, the “bad vibes” I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress.

Victor: Are you on some sort of drugs?
Geneva: You and I both know that this job doesn't pay enough for me to have a drug problem.

Tabitha: You have no idea what I’m capable of.
Kels: Should I go get a step stool so you can look me in the eyes while you threaten me?

Jackson: Gwen Stefani was right when she said shit is bananas.

Christopher: Where did you dignity and pride go?
Jamie: Into making everybody happy.

Varian: I wanna date someone cuter than me, but sadly I am the cutest.

Takeo: You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands.
Takeo: For example, if she's holding a gun she's probably angry.

Graham, trying to be motivational: Come on kid, you only live once.
Varian: That's honestly such a fucking relief. I don't think I could do this bullshit twice.
Graham: You and me both.

Leaoni: Every day I wake up and men are stupid.

Rose: So…uh, would you like to have dinner tonight?
Alune: I like to have dinner every night.
Rose:

Kallai: Maybe the real treasure was this gun I found along the way.

Kristi: I wanna date someone cuter than me, but sadly I am the cutest.

Pietyr: You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands.
Pietyr: For example, if she's holding a gun she's probably angry.

Kay: Come on, you only live once.
Tabitha: That's honestly such a relief. I don't think I could do this bullshit twice.
Eliot: You and me both.

Kate: Every day I wake up and men are stupid.

Christopher: So…uh, would you like to have dinner tonight?
Arthur: I like to have dinner every night.
Christopher:

Oro: So…uh, would you like to have dinner tonight?
Redwhisker: I like to have dinner every night.
Oro:

Bright: You can tell a lot about Sprint’s mood just by her hands.
Bright: For example, if she's holding a gun she's probably angry.

Ice: Sound and I are having a baby.
Frost: That's gre-
Ice, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.

I found this incorrect quotes generator website and these are surprisingly in character lmao

Tommy: Accidentally hits Nick in the face
Tommy: Trying to decide between saying 'I’m fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'
Tommy: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!
Nick: What’s wrong with you?!

Tommy and Nick skipping stones on lake
Tommy: It’s such a beautiful evening.
Nick, whispering: Take that you fucking lake

Tommy: So what’s for dinner?
Nick, staring at the food they just burnt: Regret.

Tommy: Okay, truth or dare?
Nick: Truth
Tommy: How many hours have you slept this week?
Nick:
Nick: …Dare
Tommy: Go to bed.
Nick: I don’t like this game.

Nick: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Tommy: You and me!!!
Nick, tearing up: Okay.

Sammy: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.
Matron: But – that’s just a trash can.
Sammy: It sure is!

Matron, standing with their back turned: I’ve been expecting you, Penny.
Penny: How did you do that without turning around?
Matron: … To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.

Penny: Are you an ‘arr’ pirate, or a ‘yo ho ho’ pirate?
Sammy: I’m a ‘I’m not paying $600 for photoshop’ pirate.

Penny: Am I in trouble?
The Sniper: Take a guess.
Penny: No?
The Sniper: Take another guess.

Matron: You're 'the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean?
The Sniper: It means i was second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
Matron: but what’s the first worst thing?
Awkward pause
The Sniper: they…they weren’t always orphans.
Matron:

The Judge: You kill people for money?!
The Sniper: I can explain!
The Judge: And all this time I’ve been doing it for free like an idiot

Matron: I turned out perfectly fine!
Sammy: this morning you thought a ghost made your toast
Matron: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!

The Judge: What is your biggest weakness?
Sammy: I can be uncooperative.
The Judge: Okay, can you give me an example?
Sammy: No.

The Sniper: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night.
Sammy: You were flirting with Miss Matron.
The Sniper: So what? They're my partner.
Sammy: You asked them if they were single.
The Sniper:
Sammy: And then you cried when they said they weren't.

Matron: Tell Penny about the birds and the bees.
Sammy: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.

Holly: My husband and I are having a baby. Penny: That's gre-
Holly, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.

Sammy: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.

Penny: My life isn’t as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look like.

Ozzie: So what’s for dinner?
Sybil, staring at the food she just burnt: Regret.

Ozzie: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Freddy: You and me.
Ozzie, tearing up: Okay.

Tommy: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.
Nick: Tommy, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.

Tommy: Okay, help me please!
Nick: Got two words for you.
Tommy: I bet they won't be helpful.
Nick: Your problem.
Tommy: I was right

Tommy: You love me, right, Nick?
Nick: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.

Tommy: You're 'the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean?
Nick: It means i was second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
Tommy: but what’s the first worst thing?
Awkward pause
Nick: Tommy, they…they weren’t always orphans.
Tommy:

Tommy: Where are you going?
Nick: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there

Tommy: Nick…
Nick: Oh no, 'Nick' in b-flat.
Nick: You're disappointed.

Tommy: Must be hard not being able to laugh
Nick: I do have a sense of humor you know
Tommy: I’ve never heard you laugh before
Nick: I’ve never heard you say anything funny

Sound: You love me, right, Ice?
Ice: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.

Sound: You're 'the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean?
Ice: It means you’re the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
Sound: Yeah, but what’s the first worst thing?
[Awkward pause]
Ice: Sound, they… they weren’t always orphans.
Sound:

Sound: Ice…
Ice: Oh no, 'Ice' in b-flat.
Ice: You're disappointed.

Sound: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night.
Silent: You were flirting with Ice.
Sound: So what? She’s my partner.
Silent: You asked her if she was single.
Sound:
Silent: And then you cried when she said she wasn’t.

Frost: Am I in trouble?
Ice: Take a guess.
Frost: No?
Ice: Take another guess.

Sound: So what’s for dinner?
Ice, staring at the food she just burnt: Regret.

Sound: I turned out perfectly fine!
Dark: this morning you thought a ghost made your toast
Sound: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!!! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!