Evelynn: You bored?
Kirsten: Yeah
Evelynn: Wanna start a fight for no reason?
Kirsten: I thought you’d never ask
Evelynn: I don’t have the energy for this
Minto: For what?
Evelynn: [gestures vaugely]
Genesis: And that concludes the battle plan. Kirsten, you’re up!
Kirsten: Alright, time to see if you little shits were paying attention
My characters: [are involved in the Italian mafia]
My friend: Your backstories are all family-related trauma aren't they
Andor: I thought HP Lovecraft was a Minecraft Youtuber.
Andor: This is so humiliating.
Holly: If a guy calls you ‘princess’ in a condescending manner, assert your newly appointed royal status and have him beheaded.
Kit: I will not stand here and be insulted!
Crispin Then stand somewhere else and I’ll insult you there, I don’t care.
Taven: I’m such a fucking clown.
Farli: No Taven, you’re not a clown.
Farli: You are the entire circus.
Ara: Can anyone give me an example of failure?
Andor: [Raises hand]
Ara: Perfect, another example?
Andor: What if whenever you cracked your knuckles your fingers started to glow like glow sticks
Ara: Go to sleep
Ara:
Ara: Wait I could read in the dark
Leo: Do you ever think about how your skeleton is wet?
Gerard: I never have, but thanks for ruining my life.
Crispin: Don't worry! There will come a time where it won't be!
Gerard: Thanks! Even worse!
Matthew: I don’t have the energy for this
Kit: For what?
Matthew: [gestures vaugely]
*Looking at a half-filled cup of alcohol*
Ara: This cup is half full.
Dallas: No, it’s half-empty.
Andor: Whatever the hell it is, there’s room for more vodka! *Proceeds to fill it up then down it in one gulp*
Gerard, whispering: Okay, but do you like me or, like, like like me?
Adelia: We’re adults, we’ve been together for three years and its three a.m.. Go to bed.
Gerard: Ok but do you like me or not?
Dallas: Are you talking to yourself?
Ara: Yes. It’s the only way I can get an intelligent conversation around here.
Ara: The next person who says “weird flex but okay” is going to get a kick to the shin.
Andor: Preposterous boast but alas.
Varian: I thought HP Lovecraft was a Minecraft Youtuber.
Takeo: Varian, you ignorant slut, HP Lovecraft was the creator of Minecraft.
Alune: I will not commit murder today. I will not commit murder today. I will not-
Zatian: If a guy calls you ‘princess’ in a condescending manner, assert your newly appointed royal status and have him beheaded.
Frost: I’m such a fucking clown.
Leaoni: No Frost, you’re not a clown.
Leaoni: You are the entire circus.
Desmond: Can anyone give me an example of failure?
Leaoni: [Raises hand]
Desmond: Perfect, another example?
Hypnos: Do you ever think about how your skeleton is wet?
Adrastos: I never have, but thanks for ruining my life.
Hypnos: Don't worry! There will come a time where it won't be!
Adrastos: Thanks! Even worse!
Me, writing Adrastos: You seem troubled. Of course, that’s a primary aspect of your personality, so I sometimes ignore it.
Melany: The universe just loves proving me wrong, doesn't it?
Adrastos: You make it too easy.
Adrastos: If only there was some way I could repay you for your help!
Hypnos: I take cash or card
Hypnos: You have to pick your battles, Adrastos.
Adrastos: I’m full of rage and I’m picking all of them.
Jackson: I thought HP Lovecraft was a Minecraft Youtuber.
Jackson: This is so humiliating.
Kate: If a guy calls you ‘princess’ in a condescending manner, assert your newly appointed royal status and have him beheaded.
Samuel: I will not stand here and be insulted!
Therese: Then stand somewhere else and I’ll insult you there, I don’t care.
Geneva: Can anyone give me an example of failure?
Victor: Raises hand
Geneva: Perfect, another example?
Kay: What if whenever you cracked your knuckles your fingers started to glow like glow sticks?
Addie: Go to sleep
Addie:
Addie: Wait I could read in the dark-
Carl, to Huxley: You seem troubled. Of course, that’s a primary aspect of your personality, so I sometimes ignore it.
Jackson: The universe just loves proving me wrong, doesn't it?
Geneva: You make it too easy.
Lynn, to Graham: You seem troubled. Of course, that’s a primary aspect of your personality, so I sometimes ignore it.
Takeo: The universe just loves proving me wrong, doesn't it?
Leaoni: You make it too easy.
Hastur: Embracing my God complex by changing my pronouns from they/them to They/Them.
Varian, shielding Leaoni, Alune, Lynn, and Graham: Sir, that's my emotional support found family trope.
Varian and Leaoni: We made a mistake. Now are you going to help us fix it or are you going to continue to berate us?
Alune: I am perfectly capable of doing both at the same time.
Melany: I made a mistake. Now are you going to help me fix it or are you going to continue to berate me?
Adrastos: I am perfectly capable of doing both at the same time.
Melany: It feels nice to be wanted, you know?
Adrastos: Not by the law, mom
Hypnos: Embracing my God complex by changing my pronouns from they/them to They/Them.
Titania: I made a mistake. Now are you going to help me fix it or are you going to continue to berate me?
Oberon: I am perfectly capable of doing both at the same time.
Oleander: Embracing my god complex by changing my pronouns from he/him to He/Him.
Emily: A waiter could kill me and I would still tip 20%.
Virgil: I would actually tip more if they murdered me. That's great customer service.
(Haha Sanders Sides AU-)
(sanders sides is rad i-)
Hypnos: A waiter could kill me and I would still tip 20%.
Adrastos: I would actually tip more if they murdered me. That's great customer service.
Me: every single day there is an episode of Web of Lies to write & i am sick of it
Adrastos, talking to Hypnos on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to?
Hypnos: You bet!
Adrastos: At what temperature?
Hypnos: 535.
Adrastos: That’s the clock.
Hypnos:
Adrastos:
Hypnos: 536.
Jon: A waiter could kill me and I would still tip 20%.
Oliver: I would actually tip more if they murdered me. That's great customer service.
Padma, talking to Barry on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to?
Barry: You bet!
Padma: At what temperature?
Barry: 535.
Padma: That’s the clock.
Barry:
Padma:
Barry: 536.
Kalif: Embracing my god complex by changing my pronouns from he/him to He/Him.
Dante, shielding Abraham, Isaac, Lyra, and Fantasia: Sir, that's my emotional support found family trope.
Ara: I just listened to Andor recite the first 50 digits of pi to some random woman on the bus, except I've also memorized the first 50 digits of pi and he got all of them wrong.
Ravina: How's the sexiest person here?
Garzlan: I don't know, how are you?
Ravina: I-
Milo, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!
Keyla, to Milo: You're the worst person ever!
Ravina: Calm down Keyla. We'll get this sorted out.
Ravina, to Milo: But you really are the worst. Ever.
Brian: A waiter could kill me and I would still tip 20%.
Dallas: I would actually tip more if they murdered me. That's great customer service.
Andor: I made a mistake. Now are you going to help me fix it or are you going to continue to berate me?
Ara: I am perfectly capable of doing both at the same time.
Crispin, shielding Kit, Eva, and Caleb: Sir, that's my emotional support found family trope.
Crispin, to Gerard: You seem troubled. Of course, that’s a primary aspect of your personality, so I sometimes ignore it.
Victor: I just listened to Jackson recite the first 50 digits of pi to some random guy on the bus, except I've also memorized the first 50 digits of pi and he got all of them wrong.
Ophelia, to Oleander: You're the worst person ever!
Calla: Calm down, Ophelia. We'll get this sorted out.
Calla, to Oleander: But you really are the worst. Ever.
Eliot, shielding Imogen, Kels, Addie, Kay, and Tabitha: Sir, that's my emotional support found family trope.
Pietyr, to Tabitha: You seem troubled. Of course, that’s a primary aspect of your personality, so I sometimes ignore it.
Adrastos: I just listened to Hypnos recite the first 50 digits of pi to some random woman on the bus, except I've also memorized the first 50 digits of pi and he got all of them wrong.
Adrastos, to Melany: You're the worst person ever!
Hypnos: Calm down, Adra. We'll get this sorted out.
Hypnos, to Melany: But you really are the worst. Ever.
Leaoni, to Desmond: You're the worst chief of police ever!
Lynn: Calm down, Leaoni. We'll get this sorted out.
Lynn, to Desmond: But you really are the worst. Ever.
Leaoni: Isn’t the idea supposed to be ‘you saved my life, now I owe you a debt?’
Zatian: nope other way round. you saved my life, so now I’m your problem. if you don’t like it, then kill me.
Zatian: God wanted me dead, now you get to find out why.
Psychic, reading Varians mind: No offense, but it's kind of a nightmare in here.
Varian: Haha, yeah.
Psychic: How are all your thoughts in comic sans?
Kallai: Frost…
Frost: Oh no, 'Frost' in b-flat.
Frost: You're disappointed.
Adrastos: Hypnos…
Hypnos: Oh no, 'Hypnos' in b-flat.
Hypnos: You're disappointed.
Adrastos: Isn’t the idea supposed to be ‘you saved my life, now I owe you a debt?’
Hypnos: nope other way round. you saved my life, so now I’m your problem. if you don’t like it, then kill me.
Hypnos: God wanted me dead, now you get to find out why.
Psychic, reading Hypnos' mind: No offense, but it's kind of a nightmare in here.
Hypnos: Haha, yeah.
Psychic: How are all your thoughts in comic sans?
Psychic, reading Kay's mind: No offense, but it's kind of a nightmare in here.
Kay: Haha, yeah.
Psychic: How are all your thoughts in comic sans?
friday night funkin oc time friday night funkin oc time
malomi: if you're bored you can simply close your eyes and spin a cow in your mind
malomi: it's free and the police can't stop you
vienna: pick me or–
gf: i pick the second choice
vienna:
vienna: you don’t even know the person i’m talking about
gf, snapping her finger on each word: do. i. look. like. i. care. bitch?
kimtar: for low self-esteem reasons, i will now take that compliment as an insult
Crispin: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I have a sword so I'd like to see you try.
Crispin: No really, go ahead. I dare you.
Andor: if you're bored you can simply close your eyes and spin a cow in your mind
Andor: it's free and the police can't stop you
Gerard: for low self-esteem reasons, i will now take that compliment as an insult
Ara, reading Andor's mind: No offense, but it's kind of a nightmare in here.
Andor: Haha, yeah.
Ara: How are all your thoughts in comic sans?
kimtar: sticks and stones may break my bones, but i have a sword so i'd like to see you try.
kimtar: no really, go ahead. i dare you.
malomi: hey vienna-
vienna: [choking up] pico used to call me vienna…
malomi: because it’s your fucking name
malomi: that was my sarcastic voice
kimtar: it sounds a lot like your regular voice
malomi: i've been told that
vienna: you're right.
malomi: that's… that's an unusual phrase for you. did you just learn it?
vienna: look, let’s just agree to say “i’m sorry” on the count of three
vienna: one, two, three
vienna:
malomi:
vienna: see, now i’m just disappointed in the both of us
me, shielding malomi, vienna, and kimtar: sir, that's my emotional support found family trope.
kimtar: so i thought i’d take you for a spa day, just you and me.
vienna: i feel like you’re starting to say a word and not finishing it.
vienna: are you trying to say spaghetti? are you taking me for a spaghetti day?
Gabriel: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I have a sword so I'd like to see you try.
Gabriel: No really, go ahead. I dare you.
Jackson: If you're bored, you can simply close your eyes and spin a cow in your mind.
Jackson: It's free and the police can't stop you.
Victor: For low self-esteem reasons, I will now take that compliment as an insult.
Soul: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I have a sword, so I'd like to see you try.
Soul: No really, go ahead. I dare you.
right before Silent’s and Sky’s wedding
Ice: Well, I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.
Sound: Wait.. Oh! I have a wedding to attend, too!
Dark: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well.
Greystone: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND
Sky, in panic: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO HOST
Random person, to all of them: I love you
Silent: Thanks, man!
Ice: oh no
Sound: crying I love you too
Dark: Sounds fake but okay
Greystone: a flustered mess
Sky: can I get a refund
Another random person: Can I copy your homework?
Sound + Jasper: I can help you with it!
Ice: Yeah, sure.
Silent + Dark: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.
Acacia + Vincent: lol nope
Greystone: Wait, we had homework?!?!?
Sky: Read 5:55 PM
Silent: Ice… How do I even begin to describe Ice?
Sound: Ice is flawless.
Dark: I hear her fur’s insured for $10,000.
Greystone: I hear she does car commercials… in Japan.
Sky: Once she punched me in the face.
Sound: It was awesome.
Sound: Rules were made to be broken.
Ice: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Silent: Uh, piñatas.
Sound: Glow sticks.
Sky: Karate boards.
Greystone: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Sound: Rules.
Ice:
Soul: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Ice?
Ice: … No.
Joey: I do!
Soul: I know, Joey.
Joey: I’m sad!
Soul: I know, Joey.
Silent: Hey, Ice? Can I get some dating advice?
Ice: Just because I’m with Sound doesn’t mean I don’t know how I did it.
Silent: What do you think Ice will do for a distraction?
Sound: She’ll probably, like, make a loud noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.
Building explodes and several car alarms go off
Sound: … or she could do that.
vienna: it’s dark in here
malomi: don’t worry dude i got this
malomi: [stomps her feet]
malomi: [skechers light up]
kimtar, going over malomi's resume: okay, so right here, it states that you’re creative.
malomi: yes
kimtar: okay… may i know what you create?
malomi: problems.
malomi: treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
vienna: killed without hesitation.
malomi: no.
vienna: bad things keep happening to me, like i have bad luck or something.
malomi: vi, you don't have bad luck. the reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.
kimtar: mal… why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
malomi: your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
kimtar:
kimtar: i wrote sanitize, mal.