forum Incorrect Quotes 2: Electric Boogaloo

Started July 17, 2020 by @HighPockets group

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Ceza: Would you date a guy shorter than you?
Eleria: …No
Ceza: Isn't that kind of shallow?
Eleria: I am a lesbian. We're literally dating. We are in a lesbian relationship

Dark, giving an inspirational speech: Take a stand. Fight back. Don’t let bullies bully you.
Sound: [grabs a music stand and slams it over Sky’s head]

Dallas: How old are you really?
Andor: Forever eighteen, dude!
Dallas:
Andor:
Dallas:
Andor: I turn 26 next month.

Andor: I don't really know how to do anything.
Andor: But I'm bi.
Andor: I'm so bi.
Andor: So I think I'm just going to take that and run.

Milo: Now for some witty back-and-forth banter! You go first!
Ravina: Incoherent violent screaming

Dallas: What the hell does the letter m stand for in "smexy"?
Ara: M stands for slope.
Dallas: Thanks.

Andor: What if Mike was short for Micycle?
Ara: Y'know, sometimes I wish the 2012 apocalypse really happened.

Milo: How do tall people sleep? Wouldn't their feet go right past the blanket?
Garzlan: Milo, it's three in the morning.
Milo: You can't sleep?
Garzlan:
Milo: Is it the blanket?

Ara: Tell me something I don’t know.
Andor: The past tense of William Shakespeare would be Wouldiwas Shookspeared.
Ara:…what the fuck?

Holly: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying 'Haven’t decided yet' is typically a good response.

Luca, giving an inspirational speech: Take a stand. Fight back. Don’t let bullies bully you.
Mariette: [grabs a music stand and slams it over May's head]

Juniper: Look me in the eyes and tell me American kids pledging to their fucking flag every day isn't the most cultish shit you've ever heard of

Clyde, texting Luca: I just walked into a bar and somebody yelled dibs
Delilah, texting Luca: HELP IM DRUNK AND I JUST SAW CLYDE COME INTO THE BAR AND I YELLED DIBS

Delilah: It’s a feeling stick, whoever has the feeling stick can express their feelings without being judged.
Delilah: [Passes the feeling stick to May]
May: [Breaks the feeling stick in half]
Delilah: Believe it or not this is not the first time someone has broke the feeling stick
Delilah: [Pulls out a much smaller stick]
Delilah: I also carry travel size

Luca: Did it hurt?
Mariette: What, when i fell from heave-
Luca: When you fell off the fridge
Mariette: …
Luca: …
Mariette: Who told you?
Luca: I overheard Delilah and Clyde talking about it.

Ophelia: How old are you really?
Oleander: Forever eighteen.
Ophelia:
Oleander:
Ophelia:
Oleander: I turn 260 next month.

Hal: Now for some witty back-and-forth banter. You go first!
Wolsian Soldier: Incoherent violent screaming
Hal: I don't really know where to go from that.

Tabitha: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying 'Haven’t decided yet' is typically a good response.

Bri: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!
Russel: [helps Julia get onto the counter]
Janet: [kicks Mayako off the sofa]
Bri: As you can see, the relationship is complicated.

Janet: I'm Mayako's emergency contact.
Nurse: So you're here to pick them up?
Janet: I'm here to remove myself as their emergency contact.

Russel: I know you must be surprised to see me
Bri: Not really, you stalked me all over the city

Mayako: I love murder mysteries
Liam, trying to impress them: I’ve been a suspect in 50 murder cases

Mourton: I'm Nich's emergency contact.
Officer: So you're here to pick him up?
Mourton: I'm here to remove myself as his emergency contact.

Varian: Can I have some water?
Hastur: [starts chugging his water bottle]
Hastur: [chokes from drinking too fast]
Hastur: [spills water all over himself]
Hastur, coughing: I don't have any water.

Kallai: What made you change sides?
Zatian: I suppose I just finally saw, the error of my ways.
Kallai: …. It was Leaoni wasn’t it?
Zatian: It was Leaoni.

Varian: We have to stop meeting like this.
Alune, very tired: You broke into my house.

Graham: I'm Varian's emergency contact.
Officer: So you're here to pick him up?
Graham: I'm here to remove myself as his emergency contact.

Hastur: I know you must be surprised to see me.
Alune: Not really, you stalked me all over the universe.

Leaoni, texting Trace: I just walked into a bar and somebody yelled dibs.
Kara, texting Trace: HELP IM DRUNK AND I JUST SAW LEAONI COME INTO THE BAR AND I YELLED DIBS

Kat: Can I have some water?
Frankie: Starts chugging his water bottle
Frankie: Chokes from drinking too fast
Frankie: Spills water all over himself
Frankie, coughing: I don't have any water.

Ayla: What made you change sides?
Huxley: I suppose I just finally saw the error of my ways.
Ayla: …. It was Fern, wasn’t it?
Huxley: It was Fern.

Alessandra, texting Aristotle: I just walked into a bar and somebody yelled dibs.
Percy, texting Aristotle: HELP I'M DRUNK AND I JUST SAW ALESSANDRA COME INTO THE BAR AND I YELLED DIBS

Rocket, giving an inspirational speech: Take a stand. Fight back. Don’t let bullies bully you.
Scissors: [grabs a music stand and slams it over Slamscar’s head]

Trace: We’re going to change the world!
Sebastian:…like, for free?

Lynn: This type of nonsense will not be tolerated here!
Varian:
Varian: Is there…another kind of nonsense that you would be more comfortable with?

Sana: How are you not terrified right now?
Ren: Compared to the family get-togethers I’m forced to attend twice a year, this is actually rather tame.

Russel: This one’s personal
Mayako: We can’t go in without a plan
Russel: I don’t care, nothing you say can stop me
Mayako: What if I said sjhladskjfhasdhfasuy
Russel: Okay I’ll admit that slowed me down but I’m still going

Bri: Mayako, what the hell are you doing?
Mayako: I am practicing self care
Bri: You are eating a candle
Mayako: SELF CARE

Bri: You shouldn’t drink so much wine
Janet: Why’s that?
Bri: Wine makes you die quicker
Janet: Oh in that case [Pours wine back into the bottle]
Bri: Yes so-
Janet: [Chugs wine from the bottle like there's no tomorrow]

Bri: You three, explain right now!
Russel: It was Mayako.
Janet: It was Mayako.
Ariana: It was Mayako.
Mayako:
Mayako: …fuck.

Janet: Ugh you snore so loud, I can’t sleep
Bri: Okay then I’ll just leave
Janet: What? I didn’t say you could leave, come back here big spoon

Russel: We have to stop meeting like this.
Bri, very tired: You broke into my house.

Mayako: I'm a simple person. All I want out of life is an army of trained crows

Russel: What is that?
Bri: I heard Mayako got hurt so I bought them a watermelon
Russel: Why?
Bri: They like watermelon
Mayako: [Happily hugs the watermelon]

Russel: I was once arrested for being too handsome.
Janet: The charges were immediately dropped due to no supporting evidence.

Chika: Mayako, we need to think. How do we usually get out of these messes?
Mayako: We don’t. We just make a bigger one that cancels the first one out.

Robin: I'm a simple person. All I want out of life is an army of trained bees.

Oleander: I was once arrested for being too handsome.
Calla: The charges were immediately dropped due to no supporting evidence.

Oleander: We have to stop meeting like this ;)
Lavinia, very tired: You broke into my house…

Soul: I was once arrested for being too handsome.
Spirit: The charges were immediately dropped due to no supporting evidence.

Night: Callie, we need to think. How do we usually get out of these messes?
Callie: We don’t. We just make a bigger one that cancels the first one out.

Dark: This one’s personal.
Sound: We can’t go in without a plan.
Dark: I don’t care. Nothing you say can stop me.
Sound: What if I said sjhladskjfhasdhfasuy
Dark:
Dark: Okay I’ll admit that slowed me down but I’m still going

Babe wake up, new characters just dropped-
Grady: Name one way to be nice to people.
Niklos: Don't stab them.
Grady: Setting the bar a little low but I'll allow it.

Hank and Fitz: In a hot tub
Oona, hiding in a bush: Two bros chilling in a hot tub, five feet apart 'cause they're not gay–
Hank and Fitz: Start making out
Oona: …

Fitz: It's so cold.
Hank: Here, have my jacket.
~~
Dottie: Yeah, it is really cold out here.
Niklos: Well damn, Dottie, I can't control the weather.

Niklos: My general always tells me "you have to pick your battles." Well, I'm full of rage and I'm picking all of them.

Niklos: Am I a bad boy?
Dottie: Yeah, you're a bad boy.
Niklos, pulling her closer: Oh yeah, so how bad am I?
Dottie, remembering Niklos saying he didn't want dessert and then eating hers: You're a nightmare to be honest.

Hank: I'm bisexual and confused.
Hank: Not about being bisexual. I just never know what the hell is going on.

Dottie: Don't say anything. Just act cool.
Oona, starting to shiver: Like this?
Dottie: No, I mean act calm!

Dottie: Niklos pissed me off today so I told him that I can't wait to see what he had planned for our special day tomorrow.
Dottie: There is nothing special about tomorrow.
Dottie: But there is something special about watching the color leave his face as the panic takes over.

Oona, opening a Capri Sun: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.

Grady: What the hell is wrong with you?!
Niklos: I have this weird self esteem issue where I hate myself but still think I'm better than everyone else.

Niklos: I'm sorry.
Hank, narrating: Niklos was not sorry.

Hank: Honestly, I don't know what I'm doing half the time.
Fitz, Dottie, Oona, Grady, and Niklos, collectively: We know.

Hank, hugging Niklos: I wish you a lifetime of happiness with Dottie.
Hank: Hugs Dottie
Hank: You call me when this goes to shit.

Dottie: When have I done anything rash or irresponsible?
Grady: I keep a list. It's alphabetized.

Niklos: I only feel one emotion and it's anger.
Dottie: Last night you drunk texted me a thousand heart emojis.
Niklos: Out of anger.

Hank, smooshing Dottie's face between two pieces of bread: What are you?
Dottie: A snack.
Hank: No.

Hank: You can't make everyone like you. You're not Oona.
Fitz: Not everyone likes Oona.
Hank: Who doesn't?
Fitz: Well-
Hank: Names. Now. Give me their names.

Grady: You were happy once, you know.
Dottie: I was never happy. I was just less pissed off.

russel: we need to distract these guys
bri: leave it to me
bri: centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. discuss.
mayako, chika, and janet: [immediately begin arguing]
lily, watching in horror: oh this. i don’t like this. i don't like this at all.

bri: you really put aside everything and came all this way for me? how did you even get here so fast?
janet: several traffic violations.
chika: three counts of resisting arrest.
russel: roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
mayako: also, that’s not our car.

bri: you're a loose cannon, chika.
chika: no, i'm not. i'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? is that what you think of me?
russel: i think you play by your own rules.
janet: no way, she thinks rules were made to be broken.
bri: those are all attributes of a loose cannon.
chika: no, i'm just a reckless renegade. mayako is a loose cannon.
mayako: [smashes a chair]

chika, talking to mayako on the phone: did you preheat the oven like i told you to?
mayako: you bet!
chika: at what temperature?
mayako: 535.
chika: that's the clock.
mayako:
chika:
mayako: 536.

Hank: We need to distract these guys.
Oona: Leave it to me
Oona: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Grady, Niklos, Clive, and Dottie: Immediately begin arguing
Simon, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.

Victor: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Henry: Several traffic violations.
Geneva: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Jackson: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Martha: Also, that’s not our car.

Darius: You're a loose cannon, Fox.
Nich: No I'm not. I'm a cannon, maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?
Winifred: I think you play by your own rules.
Nell: No way, he thinks rules were made to be broken.
Darius: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.
Nich: Nah, I'm just a reckless renegade. Therese is a loose cannon.
Therese: Smashes a chair

janet: she was poetry, but he couldn’t read
russel: his name was jared, he’s nineteen
chika: when his parents built a very strange machine
lily: watch that scene, diggin’ the dancing queen!
mayako: aaaay macarena!
bri: …horrible job, everyone

russel: are we really going to let bri keep janet?
chika: we kept mayako.

chika: i went through an entire character arc during quarantine
chika: i became more evil if you’re curious
mayako: we're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's still time for a redemption arc!
chika: i’m going to get worse on purpose

russel: I. FUCKING. HATED. HIGH. SCHOOL. the older kids at school would make me do the fortnite dance and yell ‘go, white boy, go’.

Solizha: We need to distract these guys.
Hyo: Leave it to me
Hyo: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Geobi, Caliga, Daedra, and Aarion: [Immediately begin arguing]
Solizha, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.

Sparrow: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Bane: Several traffic violations.
Thaddeus: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Fennec: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Rune: Also, that’s not our car.

Miki: You're a loose cannon, Kora.
Kora: No I'm not. I'm a cannon, maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?
Alexi: I think you play by your own rules.
Atticus: No way, she thinks rules were made to be broken!
Miki: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.
Kora: Nah, I'm just a reckless renegade. Bax is a loose cannon.
Bax: [Smashes a chair]

Rune: I only feel one emotion and it's anger.
Kora: Last night you drunk texted me a thousand heart emojis.
Rune: Out of anger.

Geobi, smooshing Hyo's face between two pieces of bread: What are you?
Hyo: A snack.
Geobi: No.

Thaddeus: You can't make everyone like you. You're not Sparrow.
Kora: Not everyone likes Sparrow.
Thaddeus: Who doesn't?
Kora: Well-
Thaddeus: Names. Now. Give me their names.

Aarion: Why are people so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I would be excited just to have a bunk bed.
Geobi:
Daedra:
Caliga:
Hyo: I'm gonna tell him.
Solizha: Don't you dare.

Sparrow: You were happy once, you know.
Thaddeus: I was never happy. I was just less pissed off.