forum The Roodeness Shenanigans

Started May 27, 2020 by Deleted user

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Hey, uh, I have a modest proposal. What if…okay this might sound crazy but hear me out…what if we didn't lump sex workers in with drug dealers, r*pists, and serial killers? Just food for thought, I might be totally crazy

Bruh yes. The amount of folks that act like prostitutes are the grownup equivalent of the bad kids gets on my nerves

A private Covid facility is refusing service to Candace Owens for spreading misinformation. She is pissed. I am laughing my ass off because yes, that's called karma and, just like you, it's a bitch

Some bastard just flung a ton of ranch on my shoe and then in the most flippant fucking voice goes "my bad"
Yeah dude, no fucking shit
Now I have to clean my shoes and hope the dry in time for me to wear them to class. Little rat dick. Men are disgusting.

The croutons weren't even good

Little rat dick

Interesting
Sorry your having a bad day pijinkle

Assert your dominance by dousing him in French

make incredibly loud giraffe noises and prance around like a gazelle. that should show him-

I'd like to be rude to my parents for almost naming me Fiona.

Do you realize how many Shrek-related comments I would have to deal with being a child born in 2006?

Thank the holy cup of mac n cheese that I was named marijuana instead.

sdflkghsdfkgh was not expecting that whiplash

So that's what the MJ stands for-

I love how old people's mental health advice is like "you know the symptoms of depression? The things that are happening because of your depression? Just stop doing those"
Thanks karen but if I could stop worrying and get out bed and exercise and eat healthy, I probably wouldn't need help on how handle my anxiety and depression

my grandfather, who most definitely is depressed, tried challenging my sister's depression by saying "do you sometimes wake up and just feel like crying? yeah, me too. just go outside and you'll be fine"

he's a d!ck

So that's what the MJ stands for-

I wish it for something cooler like "micycle jaguar"

I'd like to be rude to my parents for almost naming me Fiona.

Do you realize how many Shrek-related comments I would have to deal with being a child born in 2006?

Thank the holy cup of mac n cheese that I was named marijuana instead.

Yoooo I was almost named Fiona too?!?!

I'd like to be rude to my parents for almost naming me Fiona.

Do you realize how many Shrek-related comments I would have to deal with being a child born in 2006?

Thank the holy cup of mac n cheese that I was named marijuana instead.

Yoooo I was almost named Fiona too?!?!

Yooooooo that's whack my guy!??!?!?!
Instead of naming me that, we ended up naming my cat Fiona.

Heck yeah, Almost Named Fiona Crew™️

Honestly didn’t think I’d hear of another person who was almost named that ahaha!
Imagine 2002 and 2006 kids named Fiona though

God that woulda sucked dude
The S H R E K J O K E S we woulda gotten

Lmao I was almost named Mabel

Oh my god ash I'm so sorry

I know

My mind went straight to Gravity Falls-

My xgf was almost named Elly which wouldn’t have suited her at all

my grandfather, who most definitely is depressed, tried challenging my sister's depression by saying "do you sometimes wake up and just feel like crying? yeah, me too. just go outside and you'll be fine"

he's a d!ck

Bruh I love depressed adults having no sympathy for younger folks w depression