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The Roodeness Shenanigans
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@Althalosian-is-the-father book
Her mom had tested positive for covid that exact fucking day, and they knew it.
BRUH
@ElderGod-Icefire
Her mom had tested positive for covid that exact fucking day, and they knew it.
BRUH
Yeah. Her mom literally dropped her off at my house and said "oh I tested positive by the way" and I'm sjdhdhbdbxb
@Pickles group
I hate having to clean my room but it's fine because once I clean it I can read and then I'll finish all my books and then go to b&n and spend all my money on even more books
@spacebluelily language
Dude, that's a big mood
@Althalosian-is-the-father book
Just heard my mom reading something explaining the Trinity though the Kool Aid man. "The Kool Aid man is the pitcher, the Kool Aid man is the liquid, the Kool Aid man is the ice."
@SpookyScarySnoteleks group
amen
@HighPockets group
Just heard my mom reading something explaining the Trinity though the Kool Aid man. "The Kool Aid man is the pitcher, the Kool Aid man is the liquid, the Kool Aid man is the ice."
@Pickles group
Just heard my mom reading something explaining the Trinity though the Kool Aid man. "The Kool Aid man is the pitcher, the Kool Aid man is the liquid, the Kool Aid man is the ice."
i think they already have
@Althalosian-is-the-father book
Maybe the real religion is the Kool Aid we found along the way.
@HighPockets group
The Kool-Aid Man pours out his blood for us, God bless-
@larcenistarsonist group
*Kool-Aid bless
@HighPockets group
Why would I put the same word twice?
@Pickles group
The Kool-Aid Man pours out his Kool-Aid for us, Kool-Aid bless-
@HighPockets group
Instead of hosts it's cool ranch doritos
@HighPockets group
What would happen if you mixed Kool-Aid, vodka, Monster energy, and Mountain Dew together?
@larcenistarsonist group
What would happen if you mixed Kool-Aid, vodka, Monster energy, and Mountain Dew together?
You pass out and meet God
Then the KoolAid man judges if you were a good KoolAid or a bad KoolAid and you either go to SyrupSquirtLand where you're surrounded by the disgusting liquid water flavoring forever or you go to KoolAidBottleWithTheTwistOffPlasticTopLand where you satisfyingly twist those plastic things off for all eternity
@HighPockets group
No I'm pretty sure that twisting off those plastic tops for eternity is the lowest layer of Kool-Aid Hell
Also of regular Hell tbh, that's a punishment I wouldn't want
@larcenistarsonist group
hmm touche
what would be koolaid heaven then
and we need more layers for koolaid hell
@Pickles group
hmm touche
what would be koolaid heaven then
and we need more layers for koolaid hell
just a big bath of koolaid
@larcenistarsonist group
… what kind
@Consider-PB_and_the_Jellies
hmm touche
what would be koolaid heaven then
and we need more layers for koolaid hell
having to drink sharkleberry fin flavor every 5 minutes
@SpookyScarySnoteleks group
all of them mixed together but since it's heaven it somehow tastes good
one layer of hell is just boiling koolaid and it's all syrupy and you can't move and over eons you become fully crystallized from the syrup and you become one of the torturers who stokes the fire
@Pickles group
… what kind
yes
@HighPockets group
That sounds sticky and is therefore Hell