forum The Roodeness Shenanigans

Started May 27, 2020 by Deleted user

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Writer questions that can't be answered: how many vampires can fit in the bed of a truck?

I mean, that depends. Are we stacking the vampires? How big are said vampires? How much room do each of them need?

are they lying flat or sitting? is there a weight limit? are we disregarding potential fights or are they knocked unconscious to prevent that? if there's varying heights/sizes you might be able to tetris your way through the stacking

Uhh I'd say two to three, the tallest being 6'0" and broad-shouldered. The others are 6'0" and slim and 5'8". No stacking. Not much, the trip is just to a safehouse in the woods.

dsfhgfdsa I love y'all so much-

Depends on the truck and the vampires, but I'd say around twenty, probably more, if you're dedicated enough

I'd say all three would be able to fit, maybe with some leg scrunching and huddling if it's exceptionally small. truck beds are surprisingly big, even small ones. I, a 5'2 1/4 female, can sit in a corner with crossed legs and still leave room for two dogs to freely walk around

Yeah, truck beds are huge

Clarify what you mean by truck?

Is it the cargo box from a semi?
Is it a Ford F1-50?
Is it a Ram?
Is it a Jeep?
A Jeep Cherokee?
A Chevrolet?
A Bright Red 1998 Ford Explorer with flames on the front and red fuzzy dice?

Because I can help with the last one.

Oh wait I'm big dumb and forgot that my dad's getting a truck this year; I can just wait and figure it out for myself sdfhgfds
Thanks for the help everyone!!

Please send pictures of you sitting in it in every spot to see how many people can fit

Far too lazy for that, babe, but I'll try to get at least one pic sitting in the truck bed

I feel like this is another "how many bees can lift a plane" type situation

Now I have to do it

According to my calculations and taking some mathematical and measuring liberties, about 32 standing up

48 if they piggybacked

It's so frustrating that all the things I know aren't common knowledge. Like what do you mean you didn't know that kangaroo rats get all their hydration from berries and would get sick if they had straight up water? Or that when you die they take your temperature through your ass and use that to see how long you've been dead? Or that men who kill their wives are on average 70 years old and obsessed with their public image even though their life actually sucks so eventually they snap and bam stabbed wife? Or that zebra mussels get into the great lakes through the water thingies on boats and are hella invasive and wrecking the ecosystem in the great lakes?

i actually did know the zebra mussels one, if that eases a fraction of your frustration

it does, thank you

I knew the temperature thing because it measures the gas buildup in your colon

so um uwu

i actually did know the zebra mussels one, if that eases a fraction of your frustration

I knew as well, I remember reading about that as a kid

mmmmm just love being made to feel like shit for not remembering things :))) thanks mom really appreciate it

Hnnnng I'm so fucking pissed at my best friend's family right now. I went with her and some other friends to a dance recital last week. My friend was dropped off at my house and we carpooled. Her mom had tested positive for covid that exact fucking day, and they knew it. But my friend came to the recital anyway. I'm not worried about me, but like. As far as I know they haven't told any of the other people that came, and my friend didn't wear her mask like at all so there's a pretty good chance the others who were there were exposed. Oh and also the only person in their five person family who quarantined was the mom. The dad already had the vaccine and so continued business as normal. My friend continued going to work where she coaches little children for gymnastics. I just. Akdbdhbsbsbbsbs I'm so fucking angry???

Ugh that's enraging

Writer questions that can't be answered: how many vampires can fit in the bed of a truck?

lots