find something you're vaguely proud of. maybe it's that time you poured water without spilling a drop. idk. something like that. and then describe it in nauseating, exhausting, vicious detail. bam, two pages of a proud moment
hm
not a bad idea actually
i might do that
djkfhgkb good
but make sure the level of detail is nauseating
make your teacher s u f f e r without being able to downgrade you, bc you technically fulfilled the assignment
find something you're vaguely proud of. maybe it's that time you poured water without spilling a drop. idk. something like that. and then describe it in nauseating, exhausting, vicious detail. bam, two pages of a proud moment
hm
not a bad idea actually
i might do thatdjkfhgkb good
but make sure the level of detail is nauseating
make your teacher s u f f e r without being able to downgrade you, bc you technically fulfilled the assignment
purple prose is awful and i hate it. not sure if i'll be able to, but we'll see
find something you're vaguely proud of. maybe it's that time you poured water without spilling a drop. idk. something like that. and then describe it in nauseating, exhausting, vicious detail. bam, two pages of a proud moment
hm
not a bad idea actually
i might do thatdjkfhgkb good
but make sure the level of detail is nauseating
make your teacher s u f f e r without being able to downgrade you, bc you technically fulfilled the assignmentpurple prose is awful and i hate it. not sure if i'll be able to, but we'll see
haha just try?
or just write about something that happened online but make it sound like it happened irl
Bruh I love me some purple. Time and place ofc. But yeah.
i'll try dw
True Crime Don'ts with Pickles: Once again, VARY YOUR SCHEDULE. Don't take the same route to school/work every day. Change what time you leave in the mornings. Get coffee randomly. Go out sometimes after work. Don't do the same exact thing every single day. I know you like routine, but I bet you like not being brutally attacked much more.
But I like routine. I can’t do things randomly on purpose.
Me too, but I like not having ptsd more, and time blindness is a bitch so I never leave at the same time anyway
The only time l leave for anything important is work so I use an oven clock bc i don't wanna get fired.
I'm eating small pretzel balls and why do they c r u n c h like that
I'm eating small pretzel balls and why do they c r u n c h like that
THIS
seriously istg idk why they do but they do and it's,,, agghghaghghabhshbxh
No. Please, God, no, Dom you do not understand the memories that unlocks-
What if I wished to.
Emi, Ella, and I can assure you that you do not.
or just write about something that happened online but make it sound like it happened irl
Take the plot of one of the dumbass crack roleplays we've done and make it Real
or just write about something that happened online but make it sound like it happened irl
Take the plot of one of the dumbass crack roleplays we've done and make it Real
Because an apple falling in love with a wizard and talking military cats can easily be made realistic
or just write about something that happened online but make it sound like it happened irl
Take the plot of one of the dumbass crack roleplays we've done and make it Real
Because an apple falling in love with a wizard and talking military cats can easily be made realistic
You mean you don't lovingly caress apples before you eat them?
or just write about something that happened online but make it sound like it happened irl
Take the plot of one of the dumbass crack roleplays we've done and make it Real
Because an apple falling in love with a wizard and talking military cats can easily be made realistic
You mean you don't lovingly caress apples before you eat them?
NO ONE ATE ME, I STOPPED DOM BEFORE HE COULD
No. Please, God, no, Dom you do not understand the memories that unlocks-
What if I wished to.
Emi, Ella, and I can assure you that you do not.
I wish for confirmation from the two. Croc's Cursed Storytime did nothing to me.
"proudest moment, you say?"
"yes!"
"aight. get ready for a purple filled essay of eloquence describing the birth of the wonderful BTS"
"… that's a kpop band"
"you f o o l"
"proudest moment, you say?"
"yes!"
"aight. get ready for a purple filled essay of eloquence describing the birth of the wonderful BTS"
"… that's a kpop band"
"you f o o l"
Abdhdgsgs yes
I'd like to be rude to my brian because it retains information so easily and just remembers stufand it makes me self conscious because people are always like "how do you keep getting straight AS YOU DONT EVEN STUDY??!"
still reeling over the fact that a grown ass adult that birthed me told me to shut up for semi-calmly explaining myself after practically screaming at me for a whole minute
like
what the actual hell
and i'm the one with an attitude
That's rough, pal.
i couldn't help it
I literally purposefully didn’t say buddy on purpose.
ash on the job
My memelord.