@The-N-U-T-Cracker
I just found out one of my favorite artists is ace and I know it’s silly but this makes me so stupidly happy and I’m really proud of her for coming out, even if it was months ago and I just now learned-
I just found out one of my favorite artists is ace and I know it’s silly but this makes me so stupidly happy and I’m really proud of her for coming out, even if it was months ago and I just now learned-
I'm happy for you.
I think I have a migraine (: and my parents won't let me stay home so it's just going to get worse (: yayy
its 40 degrees Celsius outside and there’s a heatwave warning all weekend where I live..
this will be the end of me
oh fuck
don't die
I would, but that's not the point
I would die too.
so uh there was a house fire a little ways away from my friend's house (where I was all evening but that's irrelevant) and an old lady died so I'd like to be rude to fires that don't stay where they're supposed to
I'd like to be rude to myself for being a dumbass
All I wanted was bread
I didn't sign up for a trip to Urgent Care
what
I accidentally sliced my finger open
Cutting bread
And they had to glue my finger shut
…
you’re kidding
I accidentally sliced my finger open
Cutting bread
And they had to glue my finger shut
My sister did that with a bagel because she wanted to use the largest knife possible. 7 years later and our granite counter tops are still stained with her blood. Did you have to get a splint?
aSH
omg
be careful with knives people
or don’t use the biggest knife possible or serrated edges for fucking bread
Aren't you supposed to use a serrated knife for bread?
Ash oh my god
I really wanted bread, okay?
I cut my finger open while cutting a bagel
I was holding it like a dumbass and got my dues
One time my mom was cutting cauliflower with a butcher knife (long story) and had to go to urgent care because she sliced open her thumb
One of my best friends cut the tip of his finger (thumb, iirc?) off while we were making balsa wood structures. Another teammate suggested to glue the wound shut with hot glue. In our defense, we were in 7th and 8th grade.
My mom cut her finger open because she was trying to open superglue
With scissors
The glue was empty anyways
It got infected
I cut my tongue on a pretzel stick, made drinking water painful because it stung
uhh. lots of other injuries. i have a scar on the back of my heel from a sand bucket taking a chunk of skin off. more scars from itching too much. i've gouged out skin from my own nails.
my mother is the one that makes everyone afraid whenever she grabs a knife. she has a tendency to be stupid and somehow make a wound that shouldn't be possible to make
Currently my ankle hurts to touch since I stabbed it with my bike stand (the handlebars got caught on my parents' bikes and I pulled back very hard and somehow it ended up jutting into the soft part of my ankle :[) and I still have scars from the cuts I gathered on that miserable hike 2 weeks ago.
ASH!
WHAT
NO
HOW
WHAT KNIFE DO I GOTTA THROW IN THE BONFIRE
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