I did that once! There was a volcano eruption while everyone was on the playground and I thought "wait I can save everyone if I wake up" so I threw myself off the play structure I was on (I think we were playing groundies) and I woke up

My dream from yesterday:

I went to a pet shelter and got kisses from floofy rabbits, tackled by kittens, and then my jeans were eaten by lil baby goats.

My dream from today:

I was eating an entire rotisserie chicken for some unknown reason, you know, a completely normal thing humans do. As I continued eating, it started to taste… weird, so I cut into the center and realized:

THERE WAS A パンケーキING DEMON IN MY ROTISSERIE CHICKEN

(Spoiler added because blood)

…So now I’m wondering what the heck is wrong with my brain.

But if you eat the demon, you get demon powers! The blood-spewing is an added bonus!

This was a longass dream because I didn't want to wake up from it but here it is.

I was travelling around. I knew no one. I was trying to find myself. Then I pull in to an odd inn to stay the night. Park my car, grab my bags, the walk inside. I am the greeted by an odd collection of peoppe who bring me to the King, who for some reason is at this inn. He looks me over and invites me to be a part of his Royal Guard. I accepted and one huge training montage later, I am an effective assassin loyal to the King. Everything is going well until some day the King's drink is poisoned and the entire Royal Guard takes off after the culprits. We catch some but not all of the members of that planned assassination. The King died. Not knowing what to do with ourselves, the remaining former members of the Royal Guard move out of the palace as the estate there goes to political shit. We flee the country. I finally have to say goodbye to the 3 other members of my team, hoping they live long and peaceful lives without me. I somehow end up on a farm where I practiced magic to fix their broken shit and they offered me a place to stay.

THERE WAS A パンケーキING DEMON IN MY ROTISSERIE CHICKEN

I saw that without reading the rest of the post and honestly that was the greatest out of context thing I've ever read.

THERE WAS A パンケーキING DEMON IN MY ROTISSERIE CHICKEN

I saw that without reading the rest of the post and honestly that was the greatest out of context thing I've ever read.

It truly is….

Gotta love the truly incredible things our brains come up with after staring at your eyelids and hallucinating for hours

oof

THERE WAS A パンケーキING DEMON IN MY ROTISSERIE CHICKEN

I saw that without reading the rest of the post and honestly that was the greatest out of context thing I've ever read.

It truly is….

it's free real estate

contributing to this because i'm sleepy yet bored.

oKay. So this is a long one and is one of the scariest dreams I've had as an adult.
My dream started with me going to class one day. I walked downstairs to discover they were building a pool? It was massive and there was even like a little cavern you could swim into that was somehow connected to the ocean. I hung out for a while and came across a group of students that were doing some sort of experiment. They were in nice white lab coats and everything.
"We're trying to adapt a human to breathe underwater." one of them explained. "We'll supply him with air and food, but only once every hour."
lmao good luck with that, dummy I thought to myself. I came back after a couple days or so and was shocked when they excitedly told me that they actually made progress. I had caught them right in the middle of feeding the poor guy still fully submerged in water. There was something off though. He didn't exactly look…human anymore. He was moderately deformed. His eyes were just these big, swollen orbs and his jaw was kinda stuck hanging open making a perfect oval shape. His limbs were shorter too. At this point I started to get that conscious feeling that this 'dream' is about to get ugly FAST. Jump to next week and i was there when i didn't want to be. I was now the person who had to check on this freak of nature poor thing. Now it looked like a mixture of cute and scary. Its limbs were just nubs. Its eyes and mouth have shrunk yet still retained the shape of just simple circles. If the texture of it's now purple skin weren't so detailed, this wouldn't have felt all to bad. Felt kinda sad though when small children and pretty much everyone who saw it, saw it as a pool toy. Next day or whatever and the whole floor had Goodwill's, cool surfer dude shops coming out of the walls. They had mass produced the poor 'guy' and children had stupidly left a bunch of boxes of them flopping around outside of the pool. I went to Goodwill and the dream ended.

I have more bizarre dreams if y'all wanna hear more. I love writing about this kind of stuff :)

Sure why not?

Just gonna plop this here because it’s too early to get up and too late to get back to sleep…

So my dream started out great, I was at a massive outdoor party with my friends, there was music, lots of food, bright lights, all that good stuff. We were all having a wonderful time until it started pouring down rain, and we had to pack up early. Since I couldn’t help much, my best friend’s mom decided to take me home instead, and on the way, we had to stop at a craft store for some reason. The place was mostly empty, and since it was so dark and rainy outside it almost had a creepy feel to it, but we kept shopping. We picked up some fabric, paints, and a few other items, and then my best friend’s mom had to use the restroom, so I was left alone with the cart.
This group of three tall, 20-something-year-old guys then approached me, and started asking me questions, first normal stuff like where to find the wood crafts section, but then they kept trying to talk to me…
I was completely creeped out and kept trying to unsuspiciously walk/run away, but they kept following me. Once my friend’s mom came back they left, but it seemed so weird…
After a bit more shopping and driving, I was finally back home. The rain had stopped but it was still extremely late at night, so everything was pitch black.
I went to help my sister put the chickens and goats back in the barn before bed, and while she was locking the gate, I noticed a shadowy figure standing out in the field. He started walking straight towards me, then running. I told my sister to go get help, but she wasn’t quite fast enough…
Turns out, the shadowy figure was one of the guys from the craft store, he had tracked down where I live and was trying to kidnap me for who knows what reason. I kept trying to run since I knew I couldn’t fight him, but he was way too quick.
Next thing I knew, he had completely caught up to me, snuck right behind me and my hiding space, and knocked me unconscious with a baseball bat.
…And that’s where I woke up.

I had a scary dream where people kept touching me and it hurt and I just freaked out and had a meltdown and then woke up. Idk it makes no sense but whatever

I had a dream where I was late to my choir concert and just stood awkwardly in the corner. And then this really short girl had a solo, and she was singing all quiet, but then this other girl yanked the mic out of the short girl's hand and started singing opera. It was great.

(This is kinda long, but I found it hugely entertaining when I woke up so I thought I'd share it XD)
I was at a library, and this really obnoxious guy a bit older than me shows up and somehow we start talking. He was obsessed with philosophy and was going non-stop about how smart and wise the ancient philosophers were. He was also an arrogant misogynist and was convinced I was helplessly uneducated because I was a woman. He offered me this book about Socrates and so I started to flip through it while he was talking because I was actually kind of interested in the topic, just not in the dude presenting it. I flipped open on a paragraph reading: "It is strongly suspected that the many pages of poems and prose Socrates wrote in this year were intended for Asdfg Hjkl (I don't remember his name lol), his good friend and lover at the time." Ah, so Socrates was gay in this world. Okie dokie. I tuned back in to the guy talking, just in time to hear him ask me: "Why, for example, I supposed you've never even heard of Asdfg Hjkl, Socrates's colleague and fellow Great Mind?" And he was so deliberate about stating their relationship as purely professional that I just kinda slow-danced my eyes up to his, raised one eyebrow the barest amount necessary to convey my dry amusement without wasting energy on this twerp, and said, "They were gay."
He withered. After a few minutes he tried to start back up again, but the game was over. I'd read the real history books, not the ones written by old white dudes who didn't even know who Socrates was (but they knew they didn't like gays so nobody was allowed to be gay and smart at the same time.) He knew now that I was of a superior education to him, and no more needed to be said. In three words, I destroyed him. And then I stood up, thanked him for the book, and left.

All I remember from my dream last night was I was trying to escape from a guy who was trying to kill me, and I could jump really high. So I did a very high jump and tried to jump into a pool of water, but instead failed. I went like two feet in then popped back up. So then he stabbed me in the back like twenty times with two knives and I could feel it. It was kinda tingly and when I woke up my body was numb ._.

i had a dream that someone broke a wine bottle over my face and i could feel the blood running down my face
and like

ahhh

Gonna revive this thread to share my dream.

I had a nap but it was long enough for a dream to occur. So basically, I started out in the normal world, entered a library, found a portal and entered it to this island as a different person. But it was like a survival game? You had to collect resources and build shelter before night, team up with other people, etc etc. And you could stay outside at night as well I’m pretty sure, because I did that later in the dream.

Anywho i was walking around when I noticed it was getting close to night so I ran around looking for shelter. Just when the moon started to rise I ran into someone’s house and the other person threw another guy out while saying “oh goodbye” and I was like, “glad that wasn’t me.” Then there were more people so I joined a team.

It was soon morning and we left to collect resources until I heard “the madam is getting held hostage” so not knowing what that even was left to find her. I left my group only with a wooden axe.

Eventually I found her at gunpoint in a cabin and the gang inside saw me and the woman inside (not the madam) said “you can’t be telling me that’s our negotiator.” So the door opened and I ran to a weird lake portal and I started collecting resources in there for some reason. It was now night as well.
I exited eventually and I was grabbed by a large man, who said, “sorry,” and I was like, “huh” and I kept trying to convince him not to do what he was going to do. He then walked to the edge of the island, and presumably threw me into the portal, but I only saw him throwing me off a cliff into the ocean.

okay i gotta find the notes with my dreams because they're weirddd

I had a weird but really long nightmare last night so I’m gonna bump this-

So this dream took place in a Minecraft world because of course it did-
only this world was special, the colors were all different
The deserts were sprinkled with pale blues and hot pink bushes, the plains was this glowing teal hue with brightly colored butterflies, the layers of Mesa were a pastel rainbow… it all had this surreal beauty to it that I can’t quite describe, but the coolest thing was probably the structures
The shipwrecks weren’t wrecked, they were sailing through rivers and across oceans, populated by quite realistic looking people and that surreal glowing beauty
The villages were all real life cities and towns, filled with all these recognizable faces, I was even able to locate my home, complete with every single one of my siblings running down the halls with their favorite stuffed animals
The woodland mansion was an entire kingdom within the blue, pink, and purple forests
And the desert temples were simply elaborately decorated pyramids extending above the beautifully rendered puffy clouds
To call it all stunning would be an understatement-

Well anyway, I spawned in a large ruins, seemingly an abandoned hospital in the middle of a familiar city. I walked around for a bit, and eventually was able to spot my old home
The big tree in the middle of the yard was still there, the apartment we’d rent out was as nice as ever, and the painted wood siding was just as old and rotting as I remembered it
Following the roads from there I was also able to see my grandmas house, I gave her a hug, she gave me some food to take home, it was great
Then I took a walk through some woods, nibbled at the food, and went to my current home. It was about 5 pm when I walked in the back door. My mom was washing the dishes, my brothers were playing video games, my older sister was felting her soaps, it all felt so real
I gave my mom the food then looked out the kitchen window to see my little sister, gracefully practicing her ballet outside in a bright blue flowing dress, with my baby sister stumbling awkwardly behind her
I ate some dinner and decided to go take another walk
It was getting dark but I didn’t mind, everything was glowing that eerie blue color, so seeing my way through the paths was pretty easy
I found two ships, both sailing along rivers happily, the captain of one even threw me an apple, which was extremely sweet and juicy upon eating the entire thing right there
I made my way to a desert, and seeing all the open land I guess made me pretty happy cause I just started running and jumping around with joy
I came across a temple which immediately caught my attention, so I started running towards it, not looking where I was going, and tripped over a rock, falling backwards into a cave
Upon looking around I noticed this wasn’t just a cave but a monster spawner, colored with bright eerie blue moss and little splashes of pastel pink
I tried to set the difficulty to peaceful but an error occurred, and when I tried to enter creative mode nothing happened
I picked a sharp rock off the ground, in case I needed a weapon, and proceeded to look for an exit when I heard a noise behind me
Expecting to see a typical Minecraft zombie, I held up my weapon, but instead there stood a little girl with a familiar face in a bright blue flowing dress, looking at me with these glossy, lifeless eyes
It was my little sister
Suddenly I could feel it, I was breathing, my heart was pounding, the rock I was carrying felt heavy in my fully rendered hand, the little cuts in my fingers from its pointy edges started to bleed, and that’s when it hit me, everything felt so real because it was real, I was standing there right that moment, and I needed to get the hell out if I want to live
I desperately tried to climb the walls, running back and forth, digging my fingers in the sand, but it was no use
Suddenly the sky broke out into that pastel pink as the earth started to shake violently, breaking the rocks enough that I could climb my way out, but not without a few injuries
I ran home as fast as possible, praying that everyone was okay
The more biomes I ran through the more that surreal beauty started to fade into what I can only describe as a disturbing, toxic, nauseating positivity
Eventually I found my neighborhood, and was greeted by this nothing
Being in the middle of the country, I’m pretty used to this nothing, but usually there’s still an owl hooting in the trees, raccoons rustling in the bushes, coyotes howling from the woods behind the fence… but there wasn’t even that
It was a true nothing.
I slowly made my way into the house, took a deep breath, and-
Empty. It was all empty. Pictures were missing, chairs were moved, and there was not a person to be found
I heard a creaking noise coming from the kitchen, and turned around to see my mom and older sister, sitting in the middle of the kitchen on some oddly placed chairs, with one empty seat between them
I ran and hugged them, thanking god they were safe, tears streaming from my face
And then I noticed their eyes
They were all glossed over and lifeless, shining in that same eerie blue color, I tried to wake them up but they just crumbled to sand in my arms…
I was alone.
I was all alone.
I sat down in the middle chair, trying to take it all in, when I felt an intense, stinging pain
Pools of that sickening pastel pink, oozing from where I’d slashed my own stomach open
I silently laughed as the last few tears streamed down my face, and my vision slowly faded to blue…

And that’s when I woke up.

what the
That's quite the dream, fam. Wish I had dreams so linear and well-plotted. Maybe not so creepy tho. That whole second half sounded very intense ^^;

Usually my dreams aren’t anything like this, in fact the last time I had a dream even remotely close to feeling this realistic was back in mid august, which is why I was so freaked out when I woke up this morning… I had to drink some water, repeatedly punch a pillow, and scratch at my arm just to make sure I wasn’t dead

lol yeah some dreams are like that X'D I'm glad it wasn't real, that would have been a nasty thing to wake up to

Holy shit.

Holy shit squared