forum Tell me the weirdest dreams you've ever had!

Started December 19, 2018 by @The-N-U-T-Cracker

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I had kittens the size of a jelly bean, and they lived in a ketchup packet filled with dirt. My mom wanted to put them in the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade.

finger guts dripping with blood and intestine waste

Didn't trim your nails, huh?

I'll do it tomorrow.

This went in a strange direction.

Yes. But it did remind me to click my nails.

I had a 3 hour nap and ended up having a dream.

There was virtually no speech inside of it, “I” (I’m usually not myself in my dreams, this time was no different. I’ll do a sketch of dream-me sometime) didn’t speak, people I saw didn’t speak English and for the occasion that they did speak it was never to me.
Despite that, most of the things that I could read were in English.

The environment of the dream was this rural area. I don’t know where in the world, only that it was probably in the season of winter, maybe in the northern hemisphere or something. There was a tundra at first, but the further I traveled the more snow I started to see, and while I never reached them, there were mountains.
The dream basically opened up to me, walking through the tundra. I saw a few people who mostly stayed away from me, up until I approached the village, to where most of the people avoided looking at me (or the ones that did seemed upset or angry). I think dream-me did something Bad.

I walk through the village, not stopping anywhere until I’m at the other side, where there’s a tall wooden marker in the ground, and a torn red fabric at the top, unmoving as there’s no wind.
I kneel by it a few seconds, look back, and everyone is gathered at the edge, watching. I soon leave, and it’s not long before I come across the snowier environments. By this time there’s no people I come across out here and eventually I arrive at a small hill overlooking another village. Dream-me glances back momentarily; beyond are the edges of the woods (I’ve been walking in a valley surrounded by fir tree forests.). Ahead are the distant mountains.

Dream-me walks down to the village and that part is sort of a blur. Eventually I arrive at the village, this village has more wooden markers but with skulls placed on them instead. They were kind of human skulls but not really, the teeth were longer, the facial structure was different.
I proceed inside the village before I get SHOT at. Dream-me is smart and gets cover. I figure out I’m getting shot from where I just was. Dream-me has some weapons, we engage in a LONG firefight before I fire the last shot and no more shots are fired. Dream-me enters one of the houses and searches it. It looks like this village is abandoned.
Dream-me finds some canned food, takes it, finds a small container and opens it. Inside looks to be some makeup.

I also find a paper inside of it, I open it to look at the paper’s contents before the setting switches and I’m at a different scene (I don’t know if this was directly attached to the dream or if it was a separate thing. I’m going with the former because that’s cooler)
I’m in another forest on the ground, silence all around me. I’m on the top of a hill overlooking a path, which a large caravan is going through. I also have what seems to be like an..ancient sniper rifle thing in my hands.

I don’t actually figure out what happens next because I wake up.

I was in a theater group that was choosing a movie to adapt into a musical, and we chose Kung Fu Panda. We sat down to watch it for reference, and it had the Moana soundtrack.

i had a dream last night, and there was a lot to it, but i really don't know how to explain it

there were two barbies doing a talent show in a public bathroom, and there were song lyrics on the toilet paper. one of the songs was no way from six and idk about the other one. one was trying to pick out clothes and the other one turned evil??? and she became the ruler of this place where everyone has three eyes and these tiny legs???? then the other barbie joined her

there was way more to it but i really don't know how to explain it

shorter dream but I got my head sliced off with a katana in my dream and I woke up gasping for breath

OKAY I RANDOMLY REMEMBERED THIS
It was a really short dream but @Carrots you were in it.
But like..you were a very stereotypical gay guy and I like…visited you in Australia without warning.
IDEK DUDE IT WAS WEIRD

I hate the fact that I don't remember who was in my dream but it was somebody from here-
we had a whole adventure but I don't remember it!!1`

OKAY I RANDOMLY REMEMBERED THIS
It was a really short dream but @Carrots you were in it.
But like..you were a very stereotypical gay guy and I like…visited you in Australia without warning.
IDEK DUDE IT WAS WEIRD

bruh wtf lmaoooo XD (but like do come visit Australia is way better then America…)

OKAY I RANDOMLY REMEMBERED THIS
It was a really short dream but @Carrots you were in it.
But like..you were a very stereotypical gay guy and I like…visited you in Australia without warning.
IDEK DUDE IT WAS WEIRD

bruh wtf lmaoooo XD (but like do come visit Australia is way better then America…)

on god yeah lol

i woke up at like 4 to add this so i wouldn't forget it

i was in a minecraft village on top of a mountain with…the cast of jessie??? and one of the rooms collapsed

i woke up at like 4 to add this so i wouldn't forget it

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i was in a minecraft village on top of a mountain with…the cast of jessie??? and one of the rooms collapsed

Duuuuude I was binging Jessie a lot at one point and had at least two dreams where I was part of the Jessie cast and my dreams were like an episode of Jessie but not a pre-existing one. It was wack

i woke up at like 4 to add this so i wouldn't forget it

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i was in a minecraft village on top of a mountain with…the cast of jessie??? and one of the rooms collapsed

Duuuuude I was binging Jessie a lot at one point and had at least two dreams where I was part of the Jessie cast and my dreams were like an episode of Jessie but not a pre-existing one. It was wack

i haven't seen it in forever idek if it was them but that's what i typed at 4 in the morning?

I have a recurring nightmare that I'm running through the streets of my hometown being chased by something (anywhere from one of my best friends to Smaug from The Hobbit) and I'm just running as fast as I possibly can but I'm not moving. It shouldn't be to scary but for some reason I can always feel that if they catch me I'm dead.
I can usually wake myself by just stopping and yelling at the sky.

Just had a dream that I was running away with some of my friends and the cast of Glee. We rode hippogryphs and stuff
The last thing that happened is us going to my high school, it was pitch black and I was trying to remember if the area in front of me was stairs or a ramp (they were stairs)
And then we all sat and ate chocolate and waited for the hippogryphs and then my alarm went off.

i had this dream last night and it's kind of long and confusing
we were in minecraft at some kind of sports game/air show thing. then there was an end portal in the middle and out came the dragon. of course we would all die if we didn't do anything so we shove the dragon back into the portal, lock it up really well, inside layers and layers of boxes so it can't get out. years later this little girl uses it for a school project. well turns out this girl is a huge brat and also way overpowered. she slaps me for just standing there. i slap her back. she has a giant kit kat bar. not sure where that came from. she brought about a dark age and then also threw me over a cliff. except it wasn't over a cliff and now i had to solve these puzzles. except idk what all the puzzles were or what they were for because then my mom woke me up

I didn't dream last night
Probably because I didn't sleep, but I might have hallucinated lmao
I'm running on tea and spite

Not really weird but last night I had a dream that my family had to evacuate due to a war, and I spent twenty minutes luring my cats into a carrier so they wouldn't be left behind and therefore lost or killed. Like, our safety was decreasing by the minute but I'm just trying to shove my cats in a carrier together.

Okay this one was a weird one….
So me and a bunch of other random people are trapped in this big circular arena. And you kinda just have to survive so it’s a bunch of running. I remember I once got saved by Todoroki from BNHA and then later teamed up with Kirishima, Bakugo and Denki.
And then I found this kind of secret spot that you can sneak into by tricking like the robot guard. And inside is this elevator and I remember you can choose from first floor, second floor, or vault. I went to the vault which was like a lego Star Wars thing and it was timed and that was like the last thing I remember????

The weirdest dream I've ever had would either be the Phineas and Ferb one where Doof was trying to make an army by turning dogs into humans and he turned Perry into a human instead and it was a whole three episodes or so worth of Perry having anxiety attacks

or

The one where when you died your soul got put on this bus amd you were driven to one place to give back what ever stuff you had with you but if someone on your bus was suposed to die in a certain way the whole bus would be let out and you'd come back to life. There were a whole lot of layers to it and it was actually novel material.

Bill Cipher came to my town and started Weirdmageddon, but he was on business hours. From 9 to 5 he'd ham it up but as soon as the clock hit 5:01 he'd go "alright, boys, time to head out" and take all the weirdness back through the rip for the day.

The one where when you died your soul got put on this bus amd you were driven to one place to give back what ever stuff you had with you but if someone on your bus was suposed to die in a certain way the whole bus would be let out and you'd come back to life. There were a whole lot of layers to it and it was actually novel material.

That's art

Mine would have to be the one where I was in a wheelchair and in a YMCA and there were bubbles floating around with fish inside them. There was also a random ramp that went up to an opening in the wall above the pool.

Or that time I was in a maze with the Straw Hat Crew, Zoro didn't get lost and I kissed Sanji

OR that one I had where Thomas Sanders and I had a sleepover in a pool

I have weird dreams

My father got kidnapped by frogs so I had to go and get him. For some reason the frogs lived in a beehive thingy. The first floor was a roblox obby. The second floor was a school for frogs. The third floor was filled with dozens of escalators going in multiple directions and starting from random places. I got to the frog queen and she refused to give me my dad back so I gave her a hearfelt speech that I cried multiple times throughout. She didn't care so we chased each other around for awhile before she finally jumped off a ledge. I was about to follow her but I woke up.

It's sad to say that this is a normal type of dream for me.

OR that one I had where Thomas Sanders and I had a sleepover in a pool

Bro I had a dream where Thomas Sanders and I drove a bus at breakneck speeds through this random city.

My father got kidnapped by frogs so I had to go and get him.

I forgot which thread I clicked on and this was the first sentence I read and I was so confused for a second.