forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!
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@ninj-is-by

A friend of mine: I'm gonna kill myself!
Another friend: Not if I do it first!
-Both proceed to make finger guns at themselves-
-enter me-
Me: HA YOU FOOLS.
-I proceed to make a finger gun in my mouth and pretend to fire it-

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Love your name!

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“Well you actually get calendars. I just get legos.”
“I get calendars because I use them.”
“Well, obviously, one of us is smart and the other one… um..”
“And the other one likes legos.”

@Cloudy_is_trying_her_best

Okay nobody actually said anything but I just got an ad on Spotify that was "Amazon ASMR" and I feel s o v i o l a t e d like I almost cried??? What the actual fuck was I just assaulted with???

@SpookyScarySnoteleks group

"A rubber idiot,"
"Stop"
"A swordsman with a no sense of direction and a drinking problem,"
"Stop."
"A kleptomaniac loan shark with tangerines and a sense of direction,"
"Stop"
"A coward with a mask, a flirty cook with strong legs and a smoking problem,"
"Stop."
"A reindeer and a smart lady who's wanted by the government for the One Piece equivalent of knowing the secrets to Area 51,"
"Stop"
"A perverted cyborg and a hypocritical skeleton."
"Stop."

(this was me badly describing the Straw Hat Crew to my friend who also watches One Piece)

@cat-in-the-hat

Okay nobody actually said anything but I just got an ad on Spotify that was "Amazon ASMR" and I feel s o v i o l a t e d like I almost cried??? What the actual fuck was I just assaulted with???

I KNOW THAT AD I HATE IT
the one where the kid goes "i am officially traumatized" MAKES ME WANT TO CRY I LITERALLY CANT LISTEN TO IT

@ZephirFox8812

kid is walking past me on the street with a group of friends, he is on the phone which is on speaker
Person on the other end of the phone who sounds like a mother: you're gay

@Anemone eco

Girl, whose dog died yesterday: "[Boy's name], you can't get coronavirus. I don't want you to die."

Boy: "Did your dog get coronavirus?"