forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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"Sometimes a family is a dumb goth bitch and a technicolor nightmare with an adopted theatre kid."

Who said this because exactly

Audits up your ears
Audits in your yin yang
Audits in ya wazoo

"Hey mom! When you're gregnant what questions do they ask you?" - @Pineapple_Princess

"I finished salad, I am god."

"Sometimes a family is a dumb goth bitch and a technicolor nightmare with an adopted theatre kid."

Who said this because exactly

Me lol, I was talking about some of my npcs to one of my players

"OH MY GOD WHAT IF TWILIGHT WAS A MUSICAL"

"OH MY GOD WHAT IF TWILIGHT WAS A MUSICAL"

first of all, no.
second of all, no.

"Hey mom! When you're gregnant what questions do they ask you?" - @Pineapple_Princess

in my defence, I cant just look that up!

"Mom….Dad….I'm pomegranate."

"an incomplete history of our collective massive fuck-ups can only start when we have a day without fucking up, nobody's gonna wanna read a play-by-play of our lives"
"but we're already massive fuck-ups by existing!"
"exactly! nobody's gonna read that shit, we have to try and not fuck up just for a- wait who am i kidding? that's not possible at all."

Some kid in my class: "BOOOONESAAAW IS READY!"
Teacher: "Well Mr. Bonesaw you got a 60 on your last anatomy test so I'd come up with a new name"

Teacher - "How are you doing?"
Student - "Guccilicious, Sir "

"Mom….Dad….I'm pomegranate."

Honey, you’re a watermelon

"Wow, bottom energy."
"I've known you for three minutes what the f u c k?"

“Don’t touch that! Coronavirus!”

small cough
huge gasp
CORONAVIRUS

Just me and my art teacher bitching about our new vice principal.
We live in the same neighborhood and sometimes see eachother on dog walks, we just spent fifteen minutes gossiping about our school.

damn i want that with my chem teacher

She is my fave, I don't have her class this year but I always stop by and chill with her.

"oh god, please-"

angry squelching noises

"please stop-" crying

Random kid, before my school closed: "something something CoronaVirus"
Another kid, from across the room: "IT'S BOOMER REMOVER!"

"DO THESE PEOPLE NOT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT TINKERBELL?!"

So we were learning(online) about an artist who lived in an 'insane asylum' for a few years so she could do art and some of us are thinking she's on to something. Here are some of the things that ensued in the chat:

"This woman's living in 2090."

"All I have to do is prove myself to be clinically insane. Can't be that hard."
"Yeah, they'll take one look at you and let you right in."

"At this point, an insane asylum would be better than online school."
"He has a point."

"[name] Insane Asylum 2021."

Sheldon's log…day 4…