"EVERYDAY IS TUESDAY!” “EXCEPT FOR SUNDAY!” “YEAAAAHHH!”
“We could have stopped World War Two if Bob Ross had taught Hitler how to paint! We could have a German talk show!”
“I tell my victims not to consume too much toothpaste. They never really listen.”
“The f in orphans stands for family.” “But there isn’t an f in orphan…” “That's right.”
“I’m cult circling on a mattress in my orthodontist’s basement!”
“See, hexagons are the best-agons!”
“Yeah, exactly! Torturing cows! You’re just hurting them for sport!”
"Oh, you're not humans! Now I can eat you!"
"God damn it. My two year old could do this trigonometry in seconds!"
"Look, I know I haven't been in school in a while." Proceeds to slip a $20 to the Vice Principle
"If a man had the square root of 75 apples, divided by the time it took my father to come home from getting the milk, How many apples does he have?"
"√(-1) 2³ ∑π and it was delicious"
"I saw a little old man dancing around a fire."
"I wish my mom cared about me, she left" "She did not."
"Repeated he's!" "As in…hehehehehe?" "YES!"
"My back just cracked like the twin towers." "Woah, woah woah. That was a TERRIBLE analogy."
"I have never slept on the floor."
"My sister is no longer allowed to rollerblade in the kitchen while I'm cooking."
"My hair smels like dairy and im gonna puke."
"What is this called?" "A crayon?" "See!"
Ophelia: Ooh the mountains are so pretty!
Isaac: YOU'RE SO PRETTY.
Ophelia: Drops block on foot FUC-
Kate: OPHELIA NO, THIS IS A HIGH SCHOOL IN UTAH YOU CAN'T!
Ophelia: Ooh the mountains are so pretty!
Isaac: YOU'RE SO PRETTY.
Ophelia: Drops block on foot FUC-
Kate: OPHELIA NO, THIS IS A HIGH SCHOOL IN UTAH YOU CAN'T!
Fascinating
you could've fried an egg on my face
Person1: OH MY GOD, I JUST STEPED IN YOUR SPIT!!!
Person2: ok? And?
Person1: I WANNA STICK MY FOOT IN YOUR FACE!!!
Person2: You percussionists are crazy
Person1: AND THE TRUMPETS ARE A CULT!!!!!
Person1: What day is it?
Person2: Game day?
Person3: GaMe-
Person4: DaYyYYyyYyyyYYYYyyYYy!!!!!!
Person1: WHAT DAY IS IT? Raises hands above head
Person2,3,4: GAME DAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ophelia: Ooh the mountains are so pretty!
Isaac: YOU'RE SO PRETTY.
Ophelia: Drops block on foot FUC-
Kate: OPHELIA NO, THIS IS A HIGH SCHOOL IN UTAH YOU CAN'T!
Fascinating
you could've fried an egg on my face
TIME FOR AN OBSCURE REFRENCE
An egg face mask
7th grader 1: Dude i ate a fvck ton of melatonin gummys this morning, it was like 20 hold crap
7th grader 2:Omg are you ok??
7th grader 1: Yeah I just chugged two monsters to cancel it out. I'm shaking real bad now
7th grader 2: [7th grader 1's name]!! THAT IS NOT OK! YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE A FUVKING HEART ATTACK
7th grader 1: Dude i ate a fvck ton of melatonin gummys this morning, it was like 20 hold crap
7th grader 2:Omg are you ok??
7th grader 1: Yeah I just chugged two monsters to cancel it out. I'm shaking real bad now
7th grader 2: [7th grader 1's name]!! THAT IS NOT OK! YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE A FUVKING HEART ATTACK
Oh my god, that reminds me, this morning two of my friends were talking and the guy said he took a bunch of melatonin and then a bunch of caffeine.
My other friend sad, looks like your nerves too a screenshot.
7th grader 1: Dude i ate a fvck ton of melatonin gummys this morning, it was like 20 hold crap
7th grader 2:Omg are you ok??
7th grader 1: Yeah I just chugged two monsters to cancel it out. I'm shaking real bad now
7th grader 2: [7th grader 1's name]!! THAT IS NOT OK! YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE A FUVKING HEART ATTACK
Oh my god, that reminds me, this morning two of my friends were talking and the guy said he took a bunch of melatonin and then a bunch of caffeine.
My other friend sad, looks like your nerves too a screenshot.
I'm 7th grader 2 -,-
XDD, are they okay?
yeah, they got a lot better this year. 7th grade was a hard time for my friends and I, 8th is much better
[group of kids crowded around listening] "….And then…. I barfed…… ALL OVER OUR TOWLES!!!!! It was sooooooooooooo gross."
"You need to be a spoon… Only the people who died and starved to death need a spoon."
"Jack Sparrow runs Google"
"The word “blouse” first originated in the 2004 informational documentary, 'Napoleon Dynamite.'"
"Have you conversed with the "bi" boy at all lately?"
"He studied really hard to be a good giraffe."
"NooooOooooOoooOOOooooo I am fearing cranberries"
"Dialogues with the dead"
"Website browsers do not like you."
