forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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Earsplitting shout, followed by a tiny squeak
"Bless you"
That's basically how I sneeze and everyone's just gotten used to it

(I have heard many stories about this kid, but I've never actually talked to him except for the time he threw a Reese's cup at me in the hallway)
Teacher: What's your favorite meal?
This (very gay) kid, without hesitation: Men

There's a new kid in one of his classes with the same name and he is very upset about it

"There's no 'n' in green!"
"kid's name"
"Wait."
"kid's name"
"IT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE-"

"Allen, why is everyone at this school so dumb?"
"Uh. Uh. Uh its cause the basketball hoop is too low."

"Wouldn't it be suspicious if she walked in there with a milkshake? Wait, no one will care, she has no eyebrows!" "How do you express concern with no eyebrows?"
-Allen

"I know this is a bad idea and you're not supposed to drink hand sanitizer…"

"I know this is a bad idea and you're not supposed to drink hand sanitizer…"

_{it doesn't taste half bad and it can clean your insides?}

"I know this is a bad idea and you're not supposed to drink hand sanitizer…"

_{it doesn't taste half bad and it can clean your insides?}

No.

"I know this is a bad idea and you're not supposed to drink hand sanitizer…"

_{it doesn't taste half bad and it can clean your insides?}

No.

_{I mean haha no its bad hahahahhahahahah}

"I know this is a bad idea and you're not supposed to drink hand sanitizer…"

_{it doesn't taste half bad and it can clean your insides?}

No.

_{I mean haha no its bad hahahahhahahahah}

Hilarious

"I know this is a bad idea and you're not supposed to drink hand sanitizer…"

_{it doesn't taste half bad and it can clean your insides?}

Hazel NO

"I know this is a bad idea and you're not supposed to drink hand sanitizer…"

_{it doesn't taste half bad and it can clean your insides?}

Hazel NO

b…but…

n o

"I'm a microwave!" -Some Random Kid in the Hall

Kid: Wow, I never thought I'd live through a pandemic
Teacher: Maybe you won't

"I think she's a great person, but I do know her well enough to know she wouldn't come to my class if she didn't have to." - My math teacher about me

Random Person to my friend: "Are you looking at my thighs?"

My friend: "Boy, you thicc! Hell yeah, I am!"

"You can weep for your mistakes, you can repent for your sins, you can save 15% on car insurance by switching to Geico. But if you can't stand the heat, get outta my goddamn kitchen."

"Talk to me and I will stab you."

"Guys Corona's in (city) and I'm going there soon so if I don't come back I'm sorry"

"Dude bring some back for me"

"Imagine wanting a job as a diplomat but the president won't give it to you, so you get mad and shoot him. There's a reason you didn't get it and I think we just found it."

Me, pushing up my sleeves: Time to kill off the population of blob fish

a friend across the room: "dont you hate it when people give you premarital eye contact?"

"we all die. its either vore or be vored."