"If any of you pick mud or trench foot for this next Kahoot question, I might send some of you to the deans"
people proceed to pick mud & trenchfoot, not the correct answer, u-boat
"WHY WOULD THERE BE A U-BOAT IN THE TRENCH ALEX, TELL ME RIGHT NOW"
Literally 2 seconds later "I'm crying on the inside…"
"You'd sleep with Ryan Reynolds?"
"Dude, hell yes."
"I feel like I'd make a good prostitute."
"Squats make me feel queasy…"
"you whimp…"
"… when I do them like you."
This isn’t exactly a quote, but the other day some people from my high school had a party and someone got a broken wrist and another went to the hospital with alcohol poisoning- it was on the local news-
"If I see it then I'll circle it and be a little sad inside but I won't mark you down."
“Have you ever listened to a word I’ve said?”
“No, I got my hearing aids yesterday.”
Student: "Will someone give me ten bucks if I drink all of that?"
Teacher: [maintains eye contact as he pours the vinegar and baking soda mixture down the sink]
I'd drink it for free
Google says we don't know enough about what'll happen so I say go for it
be right back
No-
my mom yelled at me so i couldn't do it ):
I'll do it when she's not looking
she kept asking if it was some instagram challenge
ma'am my instagram feed is fanart and youtooz if it was i'd still be completely out of the loop
No I was joking don't do it
you're not my mom
pickles quick, adopt ash
Pickles Ily, but I can't handle you as my parent in law
lol i love u guys
“Are you bisexual because your hair is curly or is your hair curly because you’re bisexual?”
“Are you bisexual because your hair is curly or is your hair curly because you’re bisexual?”
the real question
More silliness from my theatre class.
"I'm Mrs. -my teacher's name-, and I have long blonde hair."
laughing
"But it's not actually blonde."
gasp
more laughing
"LANDON ARE YOU RECORDING!?"
even more laughing
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"My queen! Your test results came in!"
"Am I pregnant?"
"No, your Covid test."
later
"What can I do for you, child?"
"Man, you're even uglier than I thought."
"And?"
"We've gotta kill Queen Devin before she gives everybody the Vid."
"Fine. Bring me a goat and a wallaby, and your queen shall be dead."
'Who took it then, the cookie monster?'
"I will start crying in class."
not a quote but the girl sitting next to me in art is watching One Piece (I think it's one piece at least-) instead of actually arting
"I'm Representative [Smith] and my code is 420." (this was me btw and it's funny bc my name is marijuana-)
"I'm Representative [Jones] and my code is nunya."
"ten seconds"
"aaaaaa if we provideaidetogreecetohelpthemcombatwildfiresanda;d;fkadjf;kasd SKIPPING TO THE CONCLUSION AND FOR THOSE REASONS I AFFIRM."
"yeah put out those greece fires!"
not a quote but the girl sitting next to me in art is watching One Piece (I think it's one piece at least-) instead of actually arting
Iconic
Befriend her immediately
“Stealing Oreos from rich bastards is fun. Hunting rich bastards is tight, but fun is prohibited unless illegal.”
"Capitalism is okay if you're a dilf."