"The year is 2040 and Nintendo is releasing the seventh Kanto remake, Pokemon Republican Red and Democrat Blue. Why those names? They ran out of ideas for real this time. We still haven't gotten Diamond and Pearl remakes."
"OH MY GOD [friend's name] STOP"
The only difference between the two is that Rep. Red has a new Yungoos line and Dem. Blue has a bunch of starters that no one can decide on which one's the best. Except for Belloomborg, cuz fuck Belloomborg.
Ok I'm seriously losing it rn but ur right Belloomborg is crap
"I'm gay"
"i thought you were American!"
"no I'm Australian you fucking wanker"
"I'm gay"
"i thought you were American!"
"no I'm Australian you fucking wanker"
sooo…straight then?
I don't understand how you got "straight" out of "I'm gay"
A teacher was singing the cup song it was amazing.
My friend, acting really cute: "Welcome to Little Lessons with Liz!"
Me: "What are we doing?"
Friend: "Lessons."
Me: "What kind of lessons?"
Friend: "Little ones."
Me: "Who are we learning with?"
Friend: "Liz!"
Me: "Are you adorable?"
Friend: "Lessons!
"TIME TO SET IT ABLAZE WITH A DROP OF INSANITY"
"If a duck goes 'quack', what does a cow say?"
-silence-
"Woof."
Ok guys I'm back in History more updates will follow.
Update from History:
"Did they grow tobacco in New England? No. It was too cold. Did they grow vapes? Also no. You can't grow vapes. Please don't grow vapes."
"I'm gay"
"i thought you were American!"
"no I'm Australian you fucking wanker"
sooo…straight then?
I don't understand how you got "straight" out of "I'm gay"
cause everything in Australia is upside down
Update:
"Nobody here is better than everyone else. Except for me."
"Eat Pasta, get comfy, be gay"
"Paint paintings, write poems, be gay"
"Get Stuck on a girl, cry for a few months, be gay"
"FIGHT FIRE WITH YOUR BARE HANDS, ROB A PARTY CITY, BE GAY!"
(Adds to my list of things to do)
"Eat Pasta, get comfy, be gay"
"Paint paintings, write poems, be gay"
"Get Stuck on a girl, cry for a few months, be gay"
"FIGHT FIRE WITH YOUR BARE HANDS, ROB A PARTY CITY, BE GAY!"
"Watch One Piece, eat ramen, be gay."
"Eat Pasta, get comfy, be gay"
"Paint paintings, write poems, be gay"
"Get Stuck on a girl, cry for a few months, be gay"
"FIGHT FIRE WITH YOUR BARE HANDS, ROB A PARTY CITY, BE GAY!"
Try and fail to write a book, watch bootlegged musicals, be gay?
"Oh I see, so when Jesus performs necromancy it's 'a miracle' and he's 'the savior', but when Sydney Clarke does it it's 'unnatural' and she 'needs to be killed.'"
Me: So uh I've been having Gay Panic™ all morning and I'm finally getting it off my chest
Crush: Oh??? Who???
Me: sputters, gestures wildly
Crush: O H
Crush: I'm sorry??
"Oh I see, so when Jesus performs necromancy it's 'a miracle' and he's 'the savior', but when Sydney Clarke does it it's 'unnatural' and she 'needs to be killed.'"
I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE!!!!
I'm absolute trash for Vicious <3
"Oh I see, so when Jesus performs necromancy it's 'a miracle' and he's 'the savior', but when Sydney Clarke does it it's 'unnatural' and she 'needs to be killed.'"
I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE!!!!
I'm absolute trash for Vicious <3
YES I FOUND ANOTHER
IT'S SUCH A GOOD BOOK, ONE OF MY FAVORITES!
"Jude Duarte could stab me and I'd thank her."
"She could stab me in the stomach, twist the blade, and drag it up through my chest and I'd ask if I could keep it."
"'Oh my God, thank you, I'm such a big fan!!'"
"Eat Pasta, get comfy, be gay"
"Paint paintings, write poems, be gay"
"Get Stuck on a girl, cry for a few months, be gay"
"FIGHT FIRE WITH YOUR BARE HANDS, ROB A PARTY CITY, BE GAY!"
Try and fail to write a book, watch bootlegged musicals, be gay?
Story of my life - the gay part
