forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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Science teacher arguing with a classmate
Teacher: You're not stupid!
Classmate: Yes I am!

Science teacher arguing with a classmate
Teacher: You're not stupid!
Classmate: Yes I am!

Here’s an alternative
Random kid: what is a kid
Other kid: what is a [my actual name]
Me: a [my actual name] is an idiot

“She always tells me I look like a pillow princess.”
“Well you look like a pillow princess.”
“Well you look like a walking Gap ad.”

“Ted Bundy was not cool, we do not need to call Ted Bundy cool!” - my AP Gov teacher

"If the opposite of pro is con, is the opposite of 'Constitution' 'prostitution'?

"If the opposite of pro is con, is the opposite of 'Constitution' 'prostitution'?

Wow.

Imagine quoting tumblr at school

Ikr?

That kid's always quoting something that he didn't come with and trying to pass it off as his own.

"Because cards. are. freaking. cool."

"What are you doing?"
"making a playlist for whiney grunge teenage lesbians such as myself"

"UwU, Senpai, y-you wanna commit some a-arson w-with me?"
"This is why Reed doesn't deserve rights."

This kid just walked into my study hall blasting Baby Shark and I am so done with this school.

This kid just walked into my study hall blasting Baby Shark and I am so done with this school.

I’m just done with idiots thinking it’s a good song

Science teacher arguing with a classmate
Teacher: You're not stupid!
Classmate: Yes I am!

Ok here's a new exchange between the same kid and teacher:

Classmate: carrying a bucket of water to change the fish tank water "I have a six pack!"
Teacher: "A six pack of Mountain Dew, maybe."

Ok here's a new exchange between the same kid and teacher:

Classmate: carrying a bucket of water to change the fish tank water "I have a six pack!"
Teacher: "A six pack of Mountain Dew, maybe."

My favorite variation of that is "Yeah, of pudding cups!"

Ok here's a new exchange between the same kid and teacher:

Classmate: carrying a bucket of water to change the fish tank water "I have a six pack!"
Teacher: "A six pack of Mountain Dew, maybe."

My favorite variation of that is "Yeah, of pudding cups!"

that's even better

"Hey, remember that time you almost fell out of a bus emergency exit? Good times, am I right?"

"Hey, remember that time you almost fell out of a bus emergency exit? Good times, am I right?"

This feels like a conversation between me and my friends

Lmao that reminds me of the time my friend drank a carton of school milk out of a river. Sometimes people do stupid things

That kid's always quoting something that he didn't come with and trying to pass it off as his own.

Ensign Pistol has entered the chat

"So how much jail time would we get if we touched each other with hockey sticks? Three years, you think? I hope it's three years"

this isn't a quote but I'm eating Lucky Charms out of a measuring cup bc I'm too lazy to clean a bowl