forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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Is that…. AN ANKLE?!?!?!?

Is that…. AN ANKLE?!?!?!?

Simmilarly: "Are my shoulders… DISTRACTING you?!?"

Is that…. AN ANKLE?!?!?!?

Simmilarly: "Are my shoulders… DISTRACTING you?!?"

Exactly

"Now don't get all sentimental about a hotdog."

Me: I was born on April 1st. You know why? 😃
Me 2: Don't. 😒
Me: 'Cause I'm a joke! 😂😭
Me 2: 😧
Me 3: But…we were born in July. 😮
Me + 2: … 😑

"I AM GOD, DAMNIT!" I then proceeded to throw a folded chair at someone

my boyfriend: "you're gay."
me: "guess that's why we're in a gay relationship, huh?"

On a similar note:
“Haha you’re a lesbian.”
“Oh no I’m going to call my girlfriend and tell her how my self esteem has been shattered.”

"Why start a bonfire when you can just commit arson?"

on a similar note
my boyfriend: "hey, when we can see each other again, will you commit arson with me?"

On tv: You're arrested of arson
Me, listening to a musical with my headphones on yet somehow hearing it: Shit,

Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you, I don’t have facial features, and neither do you.

"HMMM, I wonder…. did the chicken come befor-"
from across the class
"ENOUGH WITH THE MIND GAMES DEREK"

"Okay and next we'll be working o- JAKE YOU F*CK WAFFLE, STOP MESSING WITH THE PIANO!'

"The dude who invented stamps? I'm stealing his identity. "

“I can’t believe I actually have to do MATH in AP STATS, what is this fuckery.”
“Well it IS a math course.”
“Yeah, but I thought it would be more… Fake math. Like compsci, or trig.”

“Even now, my future self is cursing my very existence.”

A.J.: Shit fuck.
Clementine: No curses!
Me: I'm so proud. 😂

“Even now, my future self is cursing my very existence.”

Mood tho

"Aw man, we were so busy watching Ratatoing in math class that I forgot to ask Janet about extra credit." -Me

"Aw man, we were so busy watching Ratatoing in math class that I forgot to ask Janet about extra credit." -Me

Why was the rat thicc though?

Me, listening to a comedy podcast in class and starting to laugh:
My teacher: What are you doing that's so funny?
Me: I have a dream speech, so inspiring.

Me: I like playing doubles tennis instead of singles, because when I play doubles and something gets messed up, there's only a 75% chance that it's my fault.

“It’s 4:20, make a wish.”