forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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THE CORONAVIRUS IS THE BOOMER REMOVER!

10/10 will tell my friend's dad

THE CORONAVIRUS IS THE BOOMER REMOVER!

10/10 will tell my friend's dad

Plot twist: The Boomers made the Coronavirus to get rid of millennials but it horribly backfired

THE CORONAVIRUS IS THE BOOMER REMOVER!

I heard Boomer Doomer first lmao

(talking about how Coronavirus spreads)

Me: "Yeah it spreads like the…"
Me: realizes my mistake
My mom:
Me:
Me: "…nevermind"

The plague? The gay? Your legs? I need answers what were you going to say?

The plague but I mean those work too I guess lmao

OH MY GOSH I THOUGHT YOU WERE MIRIAM I'M SO SORRY
I really have to start actually looking at people's usernames instead of just guessing who said what

LMAOOOO if it was me I would've said my legs

“I get a full eight hours of existential crisis every night.”
“Perfect for a growing child.”

“Gorillas aren’t that bad looking!”
“Your giving Gorillas too much credit! They are UGLY!”

"This is the second horseman of the apocalypse we've been threatened with this year."
"I hope famine isn't next…"

I hate that this is right.

it probably will be, tho, considering the economic recession

IT BETTER NOT BE

What are the remaining horsemen?

She asked that too and neither of us remembered

So far war, and pestilence have already come, so… death, famine, and conquering.

"your mind is like a homeless man's fever dream"

I̶ ̶j̶u̶s̶t̶ ̶d̶i̶e̶d̶

“Hello I’m an idiot and welcome to Nickelodeon”

“I can hold a maximum of 1 chairs”

Teacher: CORONA VIRUS IS APRWAD BY BREATHING
student: sneezes. Not a fake one, a real one
Teacher:DETENTION

"Turn to page sixty nine."
Literally the whole class: "Nice."

"As more time passes, I understand straight people less."

Chem teacher: “I won’t be able to pass out assignments for the new material, so I might have to put it onto Classroom. But it is what it is.”
Like, half of the class including myself: “It iiiissss what it iiiisssss.”
Guy who sits in front of me: “Why did that just happen?”

Boy in my class: Your music taste sounds emo
That’s when I fed him song titles and asked if they sounded emo. I mentioned a bunch of Tiktok songs and he said it was emo.

Zoë: my sister is really sick right now and her school just shut down because of Corona Virus.
Class: scoots desks away from her.

“Since Zuko was always worried about finding the avatar, did he have Aangxiety?”
“Yeah, it always made him pretty aangry when he got away.”
“He never could wraangle him.”
“He was really Aangsty.”
“But he came around in the end. Just like a boomeraang!”

(Everything but the first pun was improvised. We were dying laughing by the end of it.)

"Listen, I could have a crush on literally anyone who shows me human kindness it's not a great achievement, more like a level one, when you spawn achievement."

"Sawbones! Sawbones! Sawbones! Sawbones!"
"Are you okay?"
"SaWbOnEs!"

I BURNT MY HAND ON PIZZA, EVEN FOOD HURTS ME!

“I ordered the Coronavirus off of Amazon”
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“We can just come to school at night since that’s when the Coronavirus sleeps” (I don’t remember the exact wording for that one)

"Sometimes a family is a dumb goth bitch and a technicolor nightmare with an adopted theatre kid."