forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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Not a student, but my mother said "We're a fertile bunch, so be careful" who gonna tell her I'm a lesbian?

Some dude in my class I don't even know: You have the face of virginity
me: thanks?….

This is from a Discord bot but I'm still laughing at it 12 hours later, so…
"My porn collection is four anatomy textbooks."

mmm show me them sexy pelvic bones XD

My mom: I heard the president might shut down everything
Me, who was already straight leg hopping over to my sister, seeing an opportunity: bends over at waist and whisper yells oh no! But that would wreck his eCoNoMy!

"THE CORNONA DOESN'T CARE ABOUT YOUR ECONOMY!"

Audits up your ears
Audits in your yin yang
Audits in ya wazoo

HELL YEAH GARY GOLDSTEIN ATTORNEY AT LAW

"I'm going to use the extra time to work out so I can survive the rest of the apocalypse"

"Me and the boys on the way to get some Jiggies."

((it's so late i'm sorry I got excited.))

(Black Friday exists outside of space and time. It's a state of mind. Hell yeah)

“Spiders make bad spaghetti.”

“Dude, I think you sniffed too much kool aid powder.”

My sister: Which Disney movie features fairies, a spinning wheel, and a dragon?
My dad: that sounds an awful lot like sleeping beauty
Me: plot twist: it's Mulan
My dad: I remember the dragon but not the other stuff
Me: that's the plot twist

while watching coraline “this is the weirdest hentai I’ve ever seen”

My friend while eating lunch. “God created all life, that means he created women. And women can make babies. So that makes god a women since he made Adam and Eve”

My sister just referred to trump and pence as "those dudes"

holds up tiny spoon “Look, it’s a little spoon, just like you!”

holds up tiny spoon “Look, it’s a little spoon, just like you!”

I only wish

this is late but…. I'm assuming y'all are starkid fans too???

YEAH

not to over-exaggerate, but not the fucking thread for this start of a very long conversation. Somewhere else.

First you stab me with a Caprisun straw, now you assault me with a pair of headphones?

My brother tends to draw blood often in our quarrels

"Aggravated voyeurism? Is that a thing?"
"I don't even know what voyeurism is."
Dramatic sigh

"How can you talk about Charles Manson without talking about how his mother sold him for a pitcher of beer??"