forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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Lunch table conversions comprising of only TF2 quotes
me: ah yes people of culture as well

"Ah yes. The most illegal of abortions. Murder everyone."

Alright so I sleep listening to music with wireless earbuds. I usually can find them under my pillow in the morning, but today I could only find one. So about 10 minutes ago, at lunch, I look down at my lap and see a bump under my jeans. I feel the bump, and it's MY OTHER EARBUD. I've been walking around for about 4 hours with an earbud in my freakin' jeans without noticing.

"Miss, why don't we just go to the moon, refuel, and then go to Mars, refuel and keep going until we get to the end of the the solar system?"
"That's,, that's not-"

So here's some context for the following quote:
We're doing a colonial fair, and everyone had to make a slogan for an American colony. So one of my friends got into a group with the class idiot, and he wrote the slogan.

"Tons of tobacco that will make you wacko."

Reading the review of Snafooey: "The game of chance, challenge and High-anxiety… I don't need to play a game to have high anxiety, I can just go to school!"

"So, I'm going pull a Patton."
"What?"
"Push down all my emotions."

Nooooo

"If I had known I was supposed to look gay today I would've done it!"

I do look gay today

"I look like a little catholic boy about to go to camp."

Context: Our band director was wearing shorts, he has very pale legs and a light was hitting them

"MR.MAC YOU LEGS LOOK LIKE JESUS BLESSED THEM PLEASE PUT SOME GOD DAMN PANTS ON!!"

So I met my friend's boyfriend yesterday

Him: If you ate a bunch of popcorn kernels right before you died, your cremation would be epic
Me, staring into space thinking about it:
Him: that's when they burn your body
Me, forgetting he doesn't know what goes on in my brain: Oh I know, but it takes very high temperatures and a very long time to burn a body. The popcorn would be incinerated. There wouldn't really be a point
Him: well no one's eating the popcorn
Me, deadpan: who said that?
Him: 👀

I like him

(I didn't hear a school person say this, but my sis read it to me off her tablet.)

Teacher: What are the four elements?
Me(but not me cause I didn't do this): Fire, water, earth, air….
Teacher: That's corr-
Me(but not me cause I didn't do this): …long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. But then, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked…

So I met my friend's boyfriend yesterday

Him: If you ate a bunch of popcorn kernels right before you died, your cremation would be epic
Me, staring into space thinking about it:
Him: that's when they burn your body
Me, forgetting he doesn't know what goes on in my brain: Oh I know, but it takes very high temperatures and a very long time to burn a body. The popcorn would be incinerated. There wouldn't really be a point
Him: well no one's eating the popcorn
Me, deadpan: who said that?
Him: 👀

I like him

Your friend's boyfriend sounds suspiciously like my friend

(I didn't hear a school person say this, but my sis read it to me off her tablet.)

Teacher: What are the four elements?
Me(but not me cause I didn't do this): Fire, water, earth, air….
Teacher: That's corr-
Me(but not me cause I didn't do this): …long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. But then, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked…

Ah I see your a man of culture as well

“Extra white, dark black”
-Friend beside me

"Wait till y'all find yourselves facing the one thing you fear most, and I'm just there rootin for the monster."

I already posted this in the no context chat but

"Ellen brought me into this world, and god damnit, she's gonna bring me out."

“My dog is our smoke detector”
-Another friend

"This is quite invariably the worst idea we've ever had"
"But red robin!"
"This is quite invariably the second-worst idea we've ever had."
"Did you forget about the radish incident?"
"FINE. This is one of the worst ideas we've ever had. Happy?"

"The key of Re flat."