forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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“I will exorcise you!”
“But I don’t wanna exercise.”

“Behold I forgot my name existed”
-Me

"Dude, I think my brother took my pot brownies to his class!"

"Tried it on my in-laws"
We were looking at guillotines on Etsy for some reason

“I was supposed to be at a funeral, it was my grandma, I pushed that bitch down the stairs.”
I was just standing there listening lmao

"How do you like your tea?"

"Spicy."

"Dude, I think my brother took my pot brownies to his class!"

I have a MIGHTY NEED to know what happened after this conversation.

"Dude, I think my brother took my pot brownies to his class!"

I have a MIGHTY NEED to know what happened after this conversation.

As do I

"I swear one of these days someone's going to ask me that [if I'd ever date a black person], I'm going to say no and when they tell me that's racist I'm going to scream that I'm not going to date anyone." -Me

"I swear, I love XXXXX but he says the dumbest stuff sometimes." I wish I remembered the examples

“My flute just peed on me. Great job!!” -Me after practice today.

"I had a dream last night. The sky was orange. I robbed a McDonald's. Shigaraki was there. Good times."

"We can do hard things!" -Mr.Mac please think before you s p e a k

"We can do hard things!" -Mr.Mac please think before you s p e a k

Lmaoooooo

"Dude, I think my brother took my pot brownies to his class!"

I have a MIGHTY NEED to know what happened after this conversation.

As do I

He hasn't been seen in a couple of days

Oof.

“You just touched my dick that’s gay.”
“It was in a homie way.”
“No it wasn’t.”

"Lauren, I will suck your dick for those chicken nuggets."

“I’m a damn monkey you dumbass!”
(Much funnier without context, I think, because i actually don’t have the context.)

slurp slurp noise "Now you got cytomegalovirus bitch."

"Vape nic, suck dick." - @Pineapple_Princess

"Vape nic, suck dick." - @Pineapple_Princess

Its a good song!

“Fuck I lost my baby. Or perhaps it was stolen?”

“Sonic should be THICC.”