forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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In drama:
"You, are what's wrong with society"

"I've raised an alcoholic!! sobbing"

"No! She's lying! She's pregnant!"
"louder sobbing"

talking about a character made up in a improv an hour afterwards
"Wonder how Melissa is"
"Melissa's a hoe"

to the sun
“Look, I know I look good in black, you don’t have to be rude about it.”

"Who's [brother's name] getting scammed by now?"

"MatPat, apparently."

Hello Internet and welcome to GameTheory

lmao

"I may not have watched Ratatouille as a child, but I'll be damned if I can't sing the entire Pokemon BW opening by heart."

To the tune of Pokémon
"Enemies, gOtTa KiLl 'Em AlL!!!"

"If I ever, for whatever reason, commit a felony punishable by the death sentence, I will request tobe executed by chainsaw gilloutine."

"Mouse cults are the best types of cults."

(Ok so I just learned that my friend has an entire notebook for these)

"I'm going to staple a piece of bread to a tree."

"Can they find a pineapple under the ocean?"

"I can't find her. I can't find the lunch lady!"

"That pear was a god."
-a while later-
"You put the god in the compost."

"Deodorant is my favorite midnight snack."(Remus Sanders you can't hide)

"We're making vent grilled cheese!"

"Every so often, at lunch you just have to get knighted."

"Why do we have bones?"

"How about you go charge into that brick wall?"
-a while later-
"nonoNO I DIDN'T MEAN IT"

Person 1: "You know Harriet Tubman was black, right?"

Person 2: "What? I thought she was Asian."

"Mouse to mice, house to hice."

"Say 'spank me, daddy' in Japanese"

"How do you draw a vagina?"

Person 3: "UwU what are you dwoing daddy UwU?"

Person 4: "Throwing up."

Me:after telling friend 1 to go lick the cake off the wall (long story short: one of my friends was trying to slap another friend with cake, just marching band tings)"Guys, I didn't mean that"
p2:"It's too late, Xander, we've done what needs to be done"
p3:"She… she ate the cake… off the brick wall…"
P1: "Indeed I did."
P3: "You're going to die"
p2: "She was going to die anyway"
p1: "Tru."

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Hello Internet, and welcome to Gggaaaaaaayyyyyyyy

"The year is 2040 and Nintendo is releasing the seventh Kanto remake, Pokemon Republican Red and Democrat Blue. Why those names? They ran out of ideas for real this time. We still haven't gotten Diamond and Pearl remakes."
"OH MY GOD [friend's name] STOP"

xD I feel the pain though…

"The year is 2040 and Nintendo is releasing the seventh Kanto remake, Pokemon Republican Red and Democrat Blue. Why those names? They ran out of ideas for real this time. We still haven't gotten Diamond and Pearl remakes."
"OH MY GOD [friend's name] STOP"

Why is this so funny

"The year is 2040 and Nintendo is releasing the seventh Kanto remake, Pokemon Republican Red and Democrat Blue. Why those names? They ran out of ideas for real this time. We still haven't gotten Diamond and Pearl remakes."
"OH MY GOD [friend's name] STOP"

LMAOOOOO I CAN’T

"The year is 2040 and Nintendo is releasing the seventh Kanto remake, Pokemon Republican Red and Democrat Blue. Why those names? They ran out of ideas for real this time. We still haven't gotten Diamond and Pearl remakes."
"OH MY GOD [friend's name] STOP"

Why is this so funny

Because it's so true.

"The year is 2040 and Nintendo is releasing the seventh Kanto remake, Pokemon Republican Red and Democrat Blue. Why those names? They ran out of ideas for real this time. We still haven't gotten Diamond and Pearl remakes."
"OH MY GOD [friend's name] STOP"

I’m dying,,,

“Just put some baking soda on your pasta!” I exclaim to my chem teacher.
“No!” She responds with a laugh.
“Oh, come on, you can trust me!”
“There is no trust,” through more laughter.
“You trusted me as soon as I got a 100 on the lab safety test.”

(I’m a crackhead in Chem)

(Let me just appear here…)
Freind: sees a yellow highligther
Also friend: IT´S INTENSE CHICKEN YELLOW!!! (she scream that in the middle of a class…)

"The year is 2040 and Nintendo is releasing the seventh Kanto remake, Pokemon Republican Red and Democrat Blue. Why those names? They ran out of ideas for real this time. We still haven't gotten Diamond and Pearl remakes."
"OH MY GOD [friend's name] STOP"

The only difference between the two is that Rep. Red has a new Yungoos line and Dem. Blue has a bunch of starters that no one can decide on which one's the best. Except for Belloomborg, cuz fuck Belloomborg.

"Listen. I'm okay with killing humans and several other animals. But insects and spiders is where I kick in the Hell Nah™."