forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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Kid: MAKE WAY! SELF-ENTITLEMENT COMING THROUGH!

"Ya dOnE gOOfEd, my dUdE!"

Student 2: why are the people in the Bible so stupid? They make a golden cow just to worship it
Teacher: if you look at the people in the Bible they’re just like us
Student 1: how? Do we worship cows?
Teacher: no… but we do have an obsession with our phon-
Student 2: don’t you love cows tho? You’re always looking up cows…
Student 1: oh wait! I do. I worship them. I just love blow dried cows and baby cows and blow dried cows. Did I already say that? I love blow dried cows.
Student 2: do you have a cow fetish?
Student 1: yes. Yes I do.

(This is the second person who I have heard say this, and I said something this time lol)
Random student: "Swimming isn't an ab workout."
Me: "BOI, go do a 100 butterfly and say that again!"

I had to do back to back 50s in my swim thing.
I was 11.

FEEL THE BUUUUUUUUUUURN

Here's just random quotes from Drama Club:
"Do you have an amputee fetish?"
"No, I have an Augustus Waters fetish."

"MoXiE!"

"Eat ass and smoke grass."

"Did….did you and him….DO THE SEX? BEFORE THE MARRIAGE?"

"Your majesty!"
"It's emperor, bitch!"
"Okay, Emperor Bitch."

"You go from cringey and edgy Republican to stereotypical Gen Z and it gives me whiplash."

"I don't need my boyfriend hearing you shoved a shoe up my ass!"

"You can be President of the Light. It's a puppet presidency."

"ANAGRAM!"

ok so I got some weird ones bc people at my school are weird so here you go my friends

1:
friend: gasps! :0 oh my god!! whose kid is that?? :D
my bro: it's a fetus
my bro: whose fetus is that?
(the kid was like 2 and he was the son of someone who graduated last year!!^^)

2:
friend: spots my brother oh- is that a potato I see- spots me oh! both potatoes are here!!

3: (ok, this one is bc the teacher said great things, not a student, but shhh)
art teacher: it's ok if you don't go to your other classes, you can skip them, but always try to make it to art!!
me: I can skip the other classes?
art teacher: yes, tell them I said you could.

"LGBT stands for Let's Get This Bread!!"
"Wait a minute…"

"I think I've successfully convinced [freshman trumpet] that I don't exist outside of marching band."

"May I steal your food?"
"No."
"So 'no' as in 'no problem'?" proceeds to reach over and take a few potato chips

"May I steal your food?"
"No."
"So 'no' as in 'no problem'?" proceeds to reach over and take a few potato chips

I need to use this.

"May I steal your food?"
"No."
"So 'no' as in 'no problem'?" proceeds to reach over and take a few potato chips

I need to use this.

I need to make sure my sibling never knows or uses this.

"May I steal your food?"
"No."
"So 'no' as in 'no problem'?" proceeds to reach over and take a few potato chips

I need to use this.

I need to make sure my sibling never knows or uses this.

XD sameeeeee

"Does anyone ever just wanna like…..scream?"

"You failed No-Nut November!"
"…….that's what she said……"

(We were playing Ultimate Frisbee)

Someone: Frick, we have all the short people!
Me: I wish Benjamin was here…
Someone: Yeah.
Benjamin: walks in
Our short people team: celebrates

Friend (over text:): Dragon ball Z, Dragon ball x, there are so many dragon balls…
Me: O-O
Friend: That is NOT what i meant

"The sexiest dragon feet."

"Ack! My forehead hurts"

me: I wanna die…….
looks outside
Me: SCREW DEATH THERES A FRUCKIN PUPPY OUTSIDE!

My friend: Screeches
Me: "Gay."
Him: "Oreo."
Me: "Simon!"
Him: "LOVE!!"

me: I wanna die…….
looks outside
Me: SCREW DEATH THERES A FRUCKIN PUPPY OUTSIDE!

Meee

Me: KILL ME PLEASE!
Destiny: No, I’m to lazy.

"WE'RE NOT BOWLING, SAM, WE'RE PLAYING ULTIMATE FRISBEE!" (me @ classmate during P.E.)

“Fortnite is best game”
My brother: SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I SICK WALUIGI ON YOU FOR THE LAST TIME THE WALUIGI FAN GAMES ARE THE BEST GAME YOU ASSHOLES!

tries to catch Frisbee
faceplants in mud
"aaaRRRGGH"

After a loud gasp, " DID YOU MURDER STEVE JOBS??"

After a loud gasp, " DID YOU MURDER STEVE JOBS??"

WHERE DID YOU GET THAT MONEY

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YOU DONT NEED TO KNOW