forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!
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@Wry_Wyvern

Kid 1: Get out of that chair.
Kid 2: nO! I'm trying to parallel park it!

Kid 3: Marching band isn't a sport.
Kid 4: See you on the battlefield.

Freshman: Respect your elders, [my name]
Me, incredibly salty that this freshman is older than me: Fucking FIGHT ME

@InstaOnly

Random student:"Baby SHARK! Doo doo-"
Gets cut off from a backpack thrown at her
Other random student: "NOOO!"

Why does this sound like my sibling and her friends. lol

@soupnana group

(We had a sub in class that day so we decided to trick her. No real names here though.)
Sub: So who are are you?
Kid from across the room, but not who she's talking to: Thats Silver. He is famous.
Me: Yeah, everyone knows who Silver is. How come you don't?
Kid across the room: He is famous for a hot dog eating contest.
Person who just walked in: He ate 46 hot dogs in 3 minutes.
Sub: What? How is that even possible?
Person who walked in: He was just shoving them down. makes gesture as if shoving hot dogs down throat
Kid from across the room: Yeah, Silver is so famous for that.
Me: He also does youtube videos.
Silver finally speaks up: Yep. I stream Minecraft and Roblox.
Another person who just came in: He has 2 million subscribers.
Sub: Wow! That's impressive!
Later on in class
Sub: Hot dog man, could you read paragraph seven please?
All who came up with the story: dies from laughter

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“Dicks.”
“You need some Jesus.”

i remember hearing this conversation

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“IMEAN SHE MURDERED EIGHT PEOPLE! SHE’S MY GIRL!”

-Me, at lunch. No context for you.

@Turzelle

"The Industrial Revolution only enforced gender discrimination. Women's working conditions were horrible! First off, look at their clothes!"
~some guy in my History class
(There was reason behind the statement, but out of context, it sounds bad.)

@CW-BornConfuzzledLeftILoveYa

Youth Leader: okay tell your name and a hobby
Me: I'm Annika, I like warm hugs and sarcasm. (very true)
(later)
Youth Leader: okay yall have 30 seconds to get your talking out go
Hunter: walks over to my aisle
Me: sup
Hunter: gives me solif 10 second hug
Me: o_o
YL's wife (after Hunter left): Yeah he needs to learn personal space.
Me: you're tellin me

@RainClouds_Itachi_

(ok so uno was being played and you all know that means war)

person 1: places down a +4 because I love you :)
person 2: >:0 you don't love me!!! aggressively picks up four cards
person 1: yes i do! I promise! has one card left
person 2: oh yeah? slaps down a +2
person 1: . . . ok so you're dead to me

@basil_

It’s six am
Me and my friend are on a bus looking out the window
My friend: “awww a field…aAWWW a fieldddd…aww is that a houssee?? Oh we don’t live there..”
also my friend: “is that Mexico????!!”