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Friends' lil sister: THE UNICORN IS PREGNANT
Me: facepa-
Friend's lil sis: THE BABY IS COMING OUT OF ITS BUTTHOLE!
Friends' lil sister: THE UNICORN IS PREGNANT
Me: facepa-
Friend's lil sis: THE BABY IS COMING OUT OF ITS BUTTHOLE!
Kid 1: Get out of that chair.
Kid 2: nO! I'm trying to parallel park it!
Kid 3: Marching band isn't a sport.
Kid 4: See you on the battlefield.
Freshman: Respect your elders, [my name]
Me, incredibly salty that this freshman is older than me: Fucking FIGHT ME
We were playing MASH (like the paper game)
Me: Okay, Kayla. You will marry Daniel… wait, what?
Me: Like four people "married" him already. Guess he's gonna have to choose.
Also me: FIGHT ME
"saving all that thickness for myself"
"its an anorexic caterpillar"
"not everything that has a hole in it is a straw Emma"
Me after playing MASH twice: Frick, MASH has spoken-twice! I guess I'mma marry Levi…
(i actually like him :3)
"This tablecloth causes cancer"
"too smart to fart"
Random student:"Baby SHARK! Doo doo-"
Gets cut off from a backpack thrown at her
Other random student: "NOOO!"
that sounds like something i would do lol
Random student:"Baby SHARK! Doo doo-"
Gets cut off from a backpack thrown at her
Other random student: "NOOO!"
Why does this sound like my sibling and her friends. lol
I would have thrown my backpack at the girl, but I didn't know her.
(We had a sub in class that day so we decided to trick her. No real names here though.)
Sub: So who are are you?
Kid from across the room, but not who she's talking to: Thats Silver. He is famous.
Me: Yeah, everyone knows who Silver is. How come you don't?
Kid across the room: He is famous for a hot dog eating contest.
Person who just walked in: He ate 46 hot dogs in 3 minutes.
Sub: What? How is that even possible?
Person who walked in: He was just shoving them down. makes gesture as if shoving hot dogs down throat
Kid from across the room: Yeah, Silver is so famous for that.
Me: He also does youtube videos.
Silver finally speaks up: Yep. I stream Minecraft and Roblox.
Another person who just came in: He has 2 million subscribers.
Sub: Wow! That's impressive!
Later on in class
Sub: Hot dog man, could you read paragraph seven please?
All who came up with the story: dies from laughter
“Dicks.”
“You need some Jesus.”
“Dicks.”
“You need some Jesus.”
i remember hearing this conversation
“IMEAN SHE MURDERED EIGHT PEOPLE! SHE’S MY GIRL!”
-Me, at lunch. No context for you.
"I will shove this pencil so far down your throat you'll be able to write with your a**!"
"The Industrial Revolution only enforced gender discrimination. Women's working conditions were horrible! First off, look at their clothes!"
~some guy in my History class
(There was reason behind the statement, but out of context, it sounds bad.)
Youth Leader: okay tell your name and a hobby
Me: I'm Annika, I like warm hugs and sarcasm. (very true)
(later)
Youth Leader: okay yall have 30 seconds to get your talking out go
Hunter: walks over to my aisle
Me: sup
Hunter: gives me solif 10 second hug
Me: o_o
YL's wife (after Hunter left): Yeah he needs to learn personal space.
Me: you're tellin me
"This scratch and sniff book of weed."
"I'm going to go home and get stoned on weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!"
"Why did you shove him in the corner like that? He was your son!"
(ok so uno was being played and you all know that means war)
person 1: places down a +4 because I love you :)
person 2: >:0 you don't love me!!! aggressively picks up four cards
person 1: yes i do! I promise! has one card left
person 2: oh yeah? slaps down a +2
person 1: . . . ok so you're dead to me
(Uno and monopoly, two games that break trust, relationships, and hearts lmao)
It’s six am
Me and my friend are on a bus looking out the window
My friend: “awww a field…aAWWW a fieldddd…aww is that a houssee?? Oh we don’t live there..”
also my friend: “is that Mexico????!!”
"We could start a business: the bad crossing guard, the nun, and the mortician"
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