forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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“Fortnite is so over rated, I mean, Overwatch is clearly the superior game.”
Me: “Someone finally agrees.”
Everyone else starts a riot: “REEEE YOU WRONG”
Me: “Jesus what’s wrong with an opinion.”

(Update on gum conversation)
Sibling- Stares at phone "Mom says I'm not going to die."
Me- "I told you that."
Sibling- "Sssssh. I trust her more."
Me- ._.

me: Now today I gave m self a pep talk and I said on a scale of GAY to BI to Straight (1 to 5 to 10) what are you and I said to my self I'm a 2 yes I am that gay ahahhahaha
J: I'm an 8
H: I'm a 3
K: I'm as straight as a line so 10
Me: holy shit your the only straight one here
J: and one of the two straight friends we have!

some kids walking out of chorus
“…and that’s how you make and elf mad”

(I wish I knew what they were talking about, but I had lunch and I would actually like some decent food for lunch so I walked past the room pretty fast)

"SUCK MY JINGLE BALLS!"

• An angry kid to a guy in the hallway

Talking about if an intruder was in the building "Hit him with my flute."
"No, but flutes are literally a metal stick, they're perfect."
"Stands as sheilds and our instruments as weapons."
Me: "Just imagine an entire band with our instruments going after this guy."
Friend: "Yeah but we can't be quiet."
Me: "Yeah, the tubas would probably be playing a war chant or something."

"America isn't a continent. Canada, the US, and Mexico are a continent." -this kid in my English class

Teacher: What's below the US?
Student: South America???

well they're not wrong…

Me: Serenity now! bangs hand on table
Kid next to me: Serenity ow, amiright?

Me: I can change my mindset, but I can't change Johnny's death.
Everyone: gasps because they haven't read The Outsiders yet for school
Me:……oops…..

Me: Serenity now! bangs hand on table
Kid next to me: Serenity ow, amiright?

Me: I can change my mindset, but I can't change Johnny's death.
Everyone: gasps because they haven't read The Outsiders yet for school
Me:……oops…..

I’m reading that too! Except it’s for Spanish class. I read the English version, though, and I totally called Johnny’s death

“Fortnite is so over rated, I mean, Overwatch is clearly the superior game.”
Me: “Someone finally agrees.”
Everyone else starts a riot: “REEEE YOU WRONG”
Me: “Jesus what’s wrong with an opinion.”

MY GOD YES OVERWATCH

“Fortnite is so over rated, I mean, Overwatch is clearly the superior game.”
Me: “Someone finally agrees.”
Everyone else starts a riot: “REEEE YOU WRONG”
Me: “Jesus what’s wrong with an opinion.”

MY GOD YES OVERWATCH

SOMEONE ELSE LOVES OVERWATCH YESSSS

“Fortnite is so over rated, I mean, Overwatch is clearly the superior game.”
Me: “Someone finally agrees.”
Everyone else starts a riot: “REEEE YOU WRONG”
Me: “Jesus what’s wrong with an opinion.”

MY GOD YES OVERWATCH

SOMEONE ELSE LOVES OVERWATCH YESSSS

YESSSSSSSSSSSS

“Fortnite is so over rated, I mean, Overwatch is clearly the superior game.”
Me: “Someone finally agrees.”
Everyone else starts a riot: “REEEE YOU WRONG”
Me: “Jesus what’s wrong with an opinion.”

MY GOD YES OVERWATCH

SOMEONE ELSE LOVES OVERWATCH YESSSS

YESSSSSSSSSSSS

CHEIIIEOOUUOOUUKNNNHNNNKJLJLJLILDUKDHHFUKEHRFKUHERKJFMJDLIJEEILDJREILDJJFIOLIEJJJPEFRPJIW

“Fortnite is so over rated, I mean, Overwatch is clearly the superior game.”
Me: “Someone finally agrees.”
Everyone else starts a riot: “REEEE YOU WRONG”
Me: “Jesus what’s wrong with an opinion.”

MY GOD YES OVERWATCH

SOMEONE ELSE LOVES OVERWATCH YESSSS

YESSSSSSSSSSSS

CHEIIIEOOUUOOUUKNNNHNNNKJLJLJLILDUKDHHFUKEHRFKUHERKJFMJDLIJEEILDJREILDJJFIOLIEJJJPEFRPJIW

YEEEEEEEEEE WHO DO YOU MAIN

“Fortnite is so over rated, I mean, Overwatch is clearly the superior game.”
Me: “Someone finally agrees.”
Everyone else starts a riot: “REEEE YOU WRONG”
Me: “Jesus what’s wrong with an opinion.”

MY GOD YES OVERWATCH

SOMEONE ELSE LOVES OVERWATCH YESSSS

YESSSSSSSSSSSS

CHEIIIEOOUUOOUUKNNNHNNNKJLJLJLILDUKDHHFUKEHRFKUHERKJFMJDLIJEEILDJREILDJJFIOLIEJJJPEFRPJIW

YEEEEEEEEEE WHO DO YOU MAIN

SAMBRA (Don’t think I spelt it right) TO THE END REEEE

“Fortnite is so over rated, I mean, Overwatch is clearly the superior game.”
Me: “Someone finally agrees.”
Everyone else starts a riot: “REEEE YOU WRONG”
Me: “Jesus what’s wrong with an opinion.”

MY GOD YES OVERWATCH

SOMEONE ELSE LOVES OVERWATCH YESSSS

YESSSSSSSSSSSS

CHEIIIEOOUUOOUUKNNNHNNNKJLJLJLILDUKDHHFUKEHRFKUHERKJFMJDLIJEEILDJREILDJJFIOLIEJJJPEFRPJIW

YEEEEEEEEEE WHO DO YOU MAIN

SAMBRA (Don’t think I spelt it right) TO THE END REEEE

WOOOOOOOOOOOO I'M A JUNKRAT/MOIRA MAIN

I MADE A THREAD SO WE WON'T ANNOY ANYONE ELSE

thank you

"I got bored so I wrote my name."

“Hey mom, I’m gay…”
“I’m happy too, Sweetie.”

"I'm going to shave your head and then tattoo your birthday on it so I never forget it!"

sprays febreeze
"THOT REPELLENT!"
-Random kid in the hallway at a friend

(About the US Constitution) "They took that whole section out. And it wasn't like a google doc. They had to like yeet it out of there."
"Fuck you Thomas Jefferson"