forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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It wasn’t. It was in algebra.

"YOU LITERALLY TOOK A CHUNK OUT OF MY ELBOW!" proceeds to put hand sanitizer on injury

(We were talking about chemicals in the liver and got side tracked)
Chemistry teacher: " I drank four beers last night." (Goes on solving problem, then pauses,) "But at least I didn't put a gun in my mouth!"

"PSA: Jesus wasn't white! Cue the horrified Catholic screaming."

“That book looks so good!”
“Yea, the title wants to make me kill myself.”

"PSA: Jesus wasn't white! Cue the horrified Catholic screaming."

Oh my God… there's this one really racist, homophobic, transphobic, Islamophobic, generally jerkwad kid in my class who I said very nearly the same thing to. He was shooketh, and it was glorious.

Yes….make him shooketh……
Also can we admire just how much of a quiet badass Mary was? She got asked by an angel to carry God's son and she said yes and had to raise Him knowing just who He was and she had to watch her only son be brutally murdered before her very eyes. We need more people like Mary, strong yet caring.

Teacher:Now this is the story-
RandomKid:ALL ABOUT HOW MY LIFE GOT FLIPPED, TURNED UPSIDE DOWN AND I'D LIKE TO TAKE A MINUTE JUST SIT RIGHT THERE, I'LL TELL YOU HOW I BECAME THE PRINCE OF A TOWN CALLED BEL AIR

Teacher: is silently on the computer.**Looks up suddenly
occupational therapy?!
Looks down like nothing happened

Our Chemistry Teacher: "Yeah, that's the scale we use to mass the cocaine. How else do you think we got all this nice lab supplies?"

(Older, probably around sixteen, but fourteen at a stretch.)

(Yeah I always forget how young she was!)

(Talking about SU)
Kid: "Garnets are red, Sapphires are blue, put them together and they're stronger than you!"
Kid 2: "But they're not straighter."

"BITCH, BITCH NO! IT WAS OBVIOUSLY B YOU FUCKING NERD!" -Me at one of my teammates when we did a math game.

"I'M GOING TO MURDER YOU!!!!"

(Person on phone) "No! NO HEY HEY!" pause "FUCK WHY WOULD YOU EAT MY FAVORITE PENCIL!" pause "THE WHOLE THING?! YOU ATE THE WHOLE ASS PENCIL? GO TO HELL YOU SICK FUCK!"

~True story!

"I think I got gayer over the weekend"

"I think I got gayer over the weekend"

Me

"I think I got gayer over the weekend"

Me

Same

"I think I got gayer over the weekend"

Me

Same

Oh my god, sameeeeee. Well, Pan-er, but same difference. Ya get what I mean.

"I think I got gayer over the weekend"

Me

Same

Oh my god, sameeeeee. Well, Pan-er, but same difference. Ya get what I mean.

lol. whole ass mood right here

Me while playing Smash Ultimate with my boyfriend:
"You can't kill me if I do it myself first!" [yeets fighter off stage]

"My shirt is dirty! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!" -Random kid as they shoot past everyone to class so fast they were just a blur.

"There will be a day when I manage my time, get enough sleep, and actually get my shit together. But today… today is not that day."
~A friend of mine, who proceeded to chug a thermos full of coffee