forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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"What kind of square are you smoking?"

Me, in a grandma voice: "Now, now. Don't be so sad. Here, have some drugs."
Friend: Thanks, Granmama

Walking into a school for a water polo tournament. A bus rolls up with another team
Friend: RUN ME OVER SO I DON'T HAVE TO PLAY
Me: (Friend) you're our best player!
Friend: Yeah, but think of all the money I'd get from suing.

Bad words/the F word

Me, in a grandma voice: "Now, now. Don't be so sad. Here, have some drugs."
Friend: Thanks, Granmama

This conversation legit happened in my math class lol!!!!!

Me, in a grandma voice: "Now, now. Don't be so sad. Here, have some drugs."
Friend: Thanks, Granmama

This conversation legit happened in my math class lol!!!!!

It's a reference to The Addams Family musical and that is the only thing I got out of it.

“I have this really weird feeling that all orchestra teachers are secretly pyromaniacs and blow things up for fun.”
-high school violinist

“You. Officially. Owe. Me. YEET BREAD.”
-an argument between two students in orchestra

“Whoops.. I cut Africa in half. I guess it’s…. HALFrica nowwwww”
-science class idiot

“Either we both got the question right, or we are both idiots.”
-algebra-class honors students

“I have a headache that comes and goes.”
kid comes in the door, late
“Oh. There it is.”
-epic science teacher

“I guess Eurasia is pretty tasty!”
-Another science class idiot

“CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOLATE PEEEEEEEPPERMINT BaaaaAAAAAAaAaArs, PEPPERMINT BAAAAAAAAaaaaars”
to the tune of chandelier
-kid at my home&careers table

science teacher holds a squeaky toy in the air
Entire class starts screaming the lion king opening music
-earth science honors class

Person 1: I’m fine. I’m fine, I’m fine, it’s fine I’m fine.
Person 2: Are you sure?
Person 1: Yes
Person 2: You’re fine?
Person 1: Uh no

"Love is fleeting, murder is the only thing that lasts forever."
-Me, holding up a miny scapel.

"The cameras can't stop me from killing you. The cameras can only stop me from killing more."
-dude running through the halls after school

In math class, gets quizzes back
Student: gets an 83 wow, I did so bad… are there retakes?
Me, as an intellectual: gets a 56 I’m not really in the mood to take another quiz. Plus, it’s not THAT bad. I could have done worse if I wanted to.

such. a. mood.

“IM ALLERGIC TO AIR!”
-track teammate

"I'm good at making things straight"
-Dude in track team while measuring a distance with measuring tape.

“I WANT YOU TO DREAM MARCH. LEFT LEFT LEFT RIGHT LEFT! I DON’T CARE IF THAT’S NOT HOW DREAMING WORKS! WE’RE GONNA GET YOU READY FOR BAND CAMP THIS SUMMER!”

"Wait, so does that mean that equilateral triangles aren't really triangles?"

"MOOD"

"I hate Jill merriam, her voice is so annoying. NOBODY WANTS TO BUY ANY HONDAS FROM YOU JILL."

"You were the one watching YoGabbaGabba!"
"No, I was watching the potato!"
-two random kids in the eighth grade hallway

person 1-"WHO EATS ONE CHIP."
Person 2-"ONLY CRAZY PEOPLE."
Teacher-"What about chips."
person 2-"Who eats just one."
teacher-"It is impossible."

"Thats from the caprisun I gave you, so pick it up!"

Wonderful bits I overheard from this one kid always selling stuff, I'll call him WK for Watermelon Kid:
WK-"Pst. Hey kid. Want some Gatorade?" Shows snap chat of candy bars they're selling "Last week. Gotta get rid of it all, only 50 cents to a dollar."
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Teacher-"Hey! No selling stuff without permission!"
WK-"Permission?"
Teacher-"Yeah. Give me a lollipop and I'll give you permission."
WK-Hands art teacher lollipop

"I AM THE MIGHTY MOOSE CRAB, BOW BEFORE ME. CAW CAW CAW!"
-Me, with raindeer antlers on

"OH SHIT, MY KNEES ARE EXSPOSSED!"

Television: Who’s that Pokèmon?
Jesse: ITS WALUIGI!
Me: NO YOU DUMB FUCK ITS LITTEN!
Television: It’s Litten!
Jesse: AHHHHHHHH breaks television
Me: DUDE WHAT THE FUCK?

“My teacher hated me, and then she realized I was a special little snowflake.”
-a highschool person that I eavesdropped on