Yo I had a dream in which Gordon Ramsey was screaming at me for not turning the oven on. The oven was powered by literal intelligence and i couldn't turn it on and I was just hysterically laughing while gordon was just loosing his shiz with my stupidity.
entire class taking turns finishing verses to the tune of Jingle Bells, in second period
Dashing through the halls
Failed our test today
Don't know where to go
With our lives today
Oh!
JINGLE BELLS
TAKING Ls
HIT US WITH A SLEIGH
I'M SO DONE
THIS ISN'T FUN
THERE GOES MY GPA
All Together HEY!Can I use this
And also me
yeah go ahead but if you post it or anything just be sure to @. me
BIG HECKING MOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!
Teacher: Can someone summarize Act Five so far?
Me: Romeo finds out that Juliet died, goes 'GUESS I'LL JUST DIE!', hits up a drug dealer and buys poison, then fights Paris, who goes "I'm going to have to kill you" to which Romeo goes "BOLD OF YOU TO ASSUME I WANT TO LIVE!"
Teacher: That's an interesting take, but yes.
I remember a few years ago that I sneezed while holding a pencil point-up, and it went up my nose and I had to go to the nurse for my bloody nose. It didn't hurt, but it was a weird feeling. Also, it wasn't sharp enough to seriously injure me.
Now I suddenly wish I wasn't homeschooled…
I had a whole discussion in my chorus class of what the hierarchy of students is in comparing how they would do in a fight. From worst to best, it goes homeschoolers, private schoolers, and public schoolers. We've put up with enough to know how to handle ourselves in a fight. We also play DIRTY, so I'm just warning you…
See I wish I could argue with you but I go to a public school and no lie a good 85% of the kids there would beat a private schooler/homeschooler in a h e a r t b e a t
As a public schooler who went to private school for a while, I agree.
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Oh, absolutely… My brother is former private school, whereas I've been in public school all my life. There's a big difference in our willingness to fight someone. I will throw down in a heartbeat, and I think I sometimes scare him even though he's taller than me.
I heard someone ask if King George was the General in the Revolutionary war and then a long sigh came from our History Teacher
"I swear, if Mrs. (Name) asks me to open a pickle jar one more time I will shove this pencil in my eye"
(In short: Science 7 is weird.)
I will though hands all 4'10 of my body weight just so I can beat you up
I will though hands all 4'10 of my body weight just so I can beat you up
I feel like there's a missing word or something in there.
I will though hands all 4'10 of my body weight just so I can beat you up
I feel like there's a missing word or something in there.
yep i was typing fast
I will throw hands and all 4'10 of me just so I can beat you up
p.s i wanted to add 'public schools do not fuck around almost all of my teaches can benchpress anyone in the school'
Male Student: I tried to become a plumber. A lesbian plumber. But I got rejected…
"IF YOU EVER THROW A GRAPE AT ME OR PUT ONE WITHIN MY PERSONAL SPACE ZONE I'M GONNA BE VERY PISSED OFF!!!"
"'How would your parents describe you in the morning?' A fucking hoe. WAIT THERE ARE KIDS HERE! A hecking gardening tool."
"It has the best Slytherin character, and I don't mean Draco Malfoy, although I'd suck his dick in a heartbeat."
"We're great friends. Especially in the bedroom."
"The one day I missed school, a kid got choked until they passed out at lunch!"
"Was it safe, sane, and consentual?"
"CLAUDIO IS GAY FOR DOGBERRY!"
"It's Benedick not Benedict you dumbass."
"His name does describe him."
"A girl runs away from her abusive mother, is nearly murdered, and is then forced into child labor by seven small men until she eats a poisoned apple to find true love."
"That was twisted. Thank you, twisted people."
"That's a take on Snow White I didn't know I needed."
"Shit."
"Language!! There are children present!"
looks around "…Who?"
"Me!"
over heard the boys talking about going into the ceiling and duck taping one of the boys to the wall in the girls bathroom. Then one of them got caught going up there and was suspended for 3 days. my friend and i called them the ceiling gang
"Are you ready kids?"
"Aye aye captain!"
"I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!"
"Did I stutter?"
I’m homeschooled so I’m just going to say the greatest things I’ve heard my siblings say:
Older sister: “My hot cocoa died. It perished in my mouth. It’s so sad. sniff”
Little brother: “Look mom! Those birds are tackling each other!” Mom: “Sweetie that’s not tackling…”
Me: “I remember when I was little I used to eat the goldfish without faces first so the ones with faces could watch their friends die” Older brother: “Well the only proper way to eat a gummy bear is to bite the head off”
Older sister: “This snake. This snake is cute. It’s cuddly and adorable. I need five of them.”
Baby sister: takes one bite of ravioli “I need ALL of them”
4yo me: do angels poop?
“eAt tHe fUrKinG pEpPEr! I’TS GOOD FOR YOIUUUUUUU!”
"Does this door open?"
If I break my neck, I won't have to write the stupid chemistry exam!
-some kid who was standing in front of me
NO I DO NOT WANT A MINI CUPCAKE!HOW DARE YOU! CUPCAKES ARE MINI CAKES AND YOU EXPECT ME TO EAT A SMALLER ONE!?
-some random kid in the hall when offered a mini cupcake
Oh my God, Mr.(name)'s head is brighter then my future!
-my bestie
Teacher:where is (name)
My friend: she said she had an appointment
My other friend: but shes probably with her boyfriend
Teacher: I guess that's why shes failing this class.
-my grade 12 art teacher
"Brendon Urie's voice is higher then my grades and GPA"