forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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Big mood

Honestly though

entire class taking turns finishing verses to the tune of Jingle Bells, in second period
Dashing through the halls
Failed our test today
Don't know where to go
With our lives today
Oh!
JINGLE BELLS
TAKING Ls
HIT US WITH A SLEIGH
I'M SO DONE
THIS ISN'T FUN
THERE GOES MY GPA
All Together HEY!

Aaaand that's Gen Z humor in a nutshell

There we go

BIG MOOD

Our poor second period teacher was so confused and concerned at the same time

Random kid in the hallway:"Sooo Communism? "

entire class taking turns finishing verses to the tune of Jingle Bells, in second period
Dashing through the halls
Failed our test today
Don't know where to go
With our lives today
Oh!
JINGLE BELLS
TAKING Ls
HIT US WITH A SLEIGH
I'M SO DONE
THIS ISN'T FUN
THERE GOES MY GPA
All Together HEY!

Can I use this

entire class taking turns finishing verses to the tune of Jingle Bells, in second period
Dashing through the halls
Failed our test today
Don't know where to go
With our lives today
Oh!
JINGLE BELLS
TAKING Ls
HIT US WITH A SLEIGH
I'M SO DONE
THIS ISN'T FUN
THERE GOES MY GPA
All Together HEY!

Can I use this

And also me?

“What is it called when a panda mates with a octopus

"ZAWAMBIE ZAWAMBIE ZAWAMBIE!!! WHAT'S IN YAR HEAAAAD IN YOUR HEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDD????"

(Me. In the middle of first period. Singing. Because reasons.)

^^^^666th post

Crowley's Phone Number

"My little brother is Satan in the flesh"

"Would you rather have a hot man or a hot gnome?!"

• Kid during a debate about which Romeo and Juliet would be better, the DiCaprio version or Gnomeo and Juliet.

• Were they snuffing the Clorox wipes?
  Yes.
  Maybe that’s why they’re so crazy.

• gasp That’s against the laws of Indonesia!!!
  …We’re in the U.S.

• Ow! You just shoved that pencil up my ear!?

We are all foreign here.
(Teacher to a foreign exchange student)

"S.C. Johnson, a family company." -a guy in my geometry class

Me: laying on the floor in a food comma after we had our cast party
My friend: "GUYS, I THINK WE BROKE THE REPTILE!"
Drama Teacher: Very tired and confused Do we need to call the petshop?

"Excuse me I ran out of fucks to give, may I have one of yours?"

• Teacher: I heard you guys! Stop getting on my case!
  Whispers I don’t think she heard us.

• Teacher: points to map In the dark yellow area… the dehydrated urine yellow color is where the original colonies were. The light yellow, the okay urine color…
  Glares Okay…
  What about the green area?
  Teacher: That is the you-need-to-go-to-the-doctor color.

"What's an ATM?"
-Kid in honors math

"Today, I put my phone in a muffin!"
-Dudebro in science

"I had a dream where Gordon Ramsey was yelling at me because I put grapes on bread and told him it was a sandwich"
-Random conversation in hallway I overheard

^^oof

entire class taking turns finishing verses to the tune of Jingle Bells, in second period
Dashing through the halls
Failed our test today
Don't know where to go
With our lives today
Oh!
JINGLE BELLS
TAKING Ls
HIT US WITH A SLEIGH
I'M SO DONE
THIS ISN'T FUN
THERE GOES MY GPA
All Together HEY!

Can I use this

And also me

yeah go ahead but if you post it or anything just be sure to @. me