forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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i don't like to do more work than i should

It still bothers me… and I know if Emi (the creator of this forum) would read this she would also be very bothered by it… just try at least.

Hes gonna win, he has glasses"

fine

yawns

I don’t really mind soo

I only mind on RPs.

Thank you so much.

Girl- "Hey those have been in his mouth"
Boy- "who says I haven't already touched his mouth?"

Furry kid: nuzzles OwO
Random person: pushes you off cliff and laughs at your death OwO

True story

Me- in girls bathroom buttoning up the top button of my plaid shirt
Friend- walks in the bathroom and looks at me “you look like a lesbian”

Me- in girls bathroom buttoning up the top button of my plaid shirt
Friend- walks in the bathroom and looks at me “you look like a lesbian”

THAT'S A MOOD

Me- in girls bathroom buttoning up the top button of my plaid shirt
Friend- walks in the bathroom and looks at me “you look like a lesbian”

THAT'S A MOOD

Yeah, I was fixing my shirt and watching a curling iron because my friends didn't want to leave it alone and decided to leave me.

wtf is Yeet Bread

Ok so it's kinda a long story, but this dudebro brought in some stuff for the orchestra party called yeast bread, but I misheard it, so I called it yeet bread. Next day, he told me if I could guess an impression he would give me some yeet bread (bc it's supa good) and I guessed it, and 3 weeks later he still has not produced the fReAkInG yEeT bReAd

Did you remind him today? You had orchestra today. -.-

NOOOOOO Dudebro's a bass player I'm like alll the way over in the violins and also dO yOu EvEn kNoW hOw HaRd It iS tO gEt aRoUnD aLL tHoSe SeAtS?

wtf is Yeet Bread

Ok so it's kinda a long story, but this dudebro brought in some stuff for the orchestra party called yeast bread, but I misheard it, so I called it yeet bread. Next day, he told me if I could guess an impression he would give me some yeet bread (bc it's supa good) and I guessed it, and 3 weeks later he still has not produced the fReAkInG yEeT bReAd

Did you remind him today? You had orchestra today. -.-

NOOOOOO Dudebro's a bass player I'm like alll the way over in the violins and also dO yOu EvEn kNoW hOw HaRd It iS tO gEt aRoUnD aLL tHoSe SeAtS?

Well I told him for you. He sat next to me in English. Probably cause Dylan sits next to me… and they both like the same STUPID MEME and pissing me off apparently

NOOOOOO Dudebro's a bass player I'm like alll the way over in the violins and also dO yOu EvEn kNoW hOw HaRd It iS tO gEt aRoUnD aLL tHoSe SeAtS?

As a bass player myself, and one who just recently played in a pit for our school musical, yes. I had to jump over everybody including the keyboards and the brass section, so I just decided to jump over the edge and get yelled at by the director. You try getting through all of that AND setting up your bass, amp, seat, etc. and do it while not trying to whack the conductor's mic stand!

NOOOOOO Dudebro's a bass player I'm like alll the way over in the violins and also dO yOu EvEn kNoW hOw HaRd It iS tO gEt aRoUnD aLL tHoSe SeAtS?

As a bass player myself, and one who just recently played in a pit for our school musical, yes. I had to jump over everybody including the keyboards and the brass section, so I just decided to jump over the edge and get yelled at by the director. You try getting through all of that AND setting up your bass, amp, seat, etc. and do it while not trying to whack the conductor's mic stand!

YES fINALLY someone gETS it!

NOOOOOO Dudebro's a bass player I'm like alll the way over in the violins and also dO yOu EvEn kNoW hOw HaRd It iS tO gEt aRoUnD aLL tHoSe SeAtS?

As a bass player myself, and one who just recently played in a pit for our school musical, yes. I had to jump over everybody including the keyboards and the brass section, so I just decided to jump over the edge and get yelled at by the director. You try getting through all of that AND setting up your bass, amp, seat, etc. and do it while not trying to whack the conductor's mic stand!

I sort of feel your pain. I’m a bass player my self, and I’m sort of crammed into the dark little corner on stage (which I don’t mind,) but I have to maneuver through ALL SORTS OF STAGE SHIT and ANNOYING CELLO PLAYERS poking you constantly. Not to mention the fact that I also have to do this while holding THE OVERSIZED VIOLIN THING CALKED THE DOUBLE BASS WHICH I DROPPED THE OTHER DAY DOING SO

I sort of feel your pain. I’m a bass player my self, and I’m sort of crammed into the dark little corner on stage (which I don’t mind,) but I have to maneuver through ALL SORTS OF STAGE SHIT and ANNOYING CELLO PLAYERS poking you constantly. Not to mention the fact that I also have to do this while holding THE OVERSIZED VIOLIN THING CALKED THE DOUBLE BASS WHICH I DROPPED THE OTHER DAY DOING SO

I'd say it sucks to be you because I play electric, but that comes with its own set of challenges. Namely, greasing the strings before a show so my fingers don't fall off and having to adjust the action JUST infrequently enough that I never have my multitool on me when I need it. At least I don't have to change my strings, though.

NOOOOOO Dudebro's a bass player I'm like alll the way over in the violins and also dO yOu EvEn kNoW hOw HaRd It iS tO gEt aRoUnD aLL tHoSe SeAtS?

As a bass player myself, and one who just recently played in a pit for our school musical, yes. I had to jump over everybody including the keyboards and the brass section, so I just decided to jump over the edge and get yelled at by the director. You try getting through all of that AND setting up your bass, amp, seat, etc. and do it while not trying to whack the conductor's mic stand!

I sort of feel your pain. I’m a bass player my self, and I’m sort of crammed into the dark little corner on stage (which I don’t mind,) but I have to maneuver through ALL SORTS OF STAGE SHIT and ANNOYING CELLO PLAYERS poking you constantly. Not to mention the fact that I also have to do this while holding THE OVERSIZED VIOLIN THING CALKED THE DOUBLE BASS WHICH I DROPPED THE OTHER DAY DOING SO

Ok BUT there aren't as many bass players as violinists, so every FIVE seconds I get poked by someone's bow and HALF THE TIME if I'm sitting on the left side of the stand, the other person's scroll blocks me from seeing the music, and I'm right smack behind a super tall person, so when conductor signals to stand up, I got up and sat back DOWN and I'm sitting there like an idiot while everyone is standing up because I can't SEE

NOOOOOO Dudebro's a bass player I'm like alll the way over in the violins and also dO yOu EvEn kNoW hOw HaRd It iS tO gEt aRoUnD aLL tHoSe SeAtS?

As a bass player myself, and one who just recently played in a pit for our school musical, yes. I had to jump over everybody including the keyboards and the brass section, so I just decided to jump over the edge and get yelled at by the director. You try getting through all of that AND setting up your bass, amp, seat, etc. and do it while not trying to whack the conductor's mic stand!

I sort of feel your pain. I’m a bass player my self, and I’m sort of crammed into the dark little corner on stage (which I don’t mind,) but I have to maneuver through ALL SORTS OF STAGE SHIT and ANNOYING CELLO PLAYERS poking you constantly. Not to mention the fact that I also have to do this while holding THE OVERSIZED VIOLIN THING CALKED THE DOUBLE BASS WHICH I DROPPED THE OTHER DAY DOING SO

Ok BUT there aren't as many bass players as violinists, so every FIVE seconds I get poked by someone's bow and HALF THE TIME if I'm sitting on the left side of the stand, the other person's scroll blocks me from seeing the music, and I'm right smack behind a super tall person, so when conductor signals to stand up, I got up and sat back DOWN and I'm sitting there like an idiot while everyone is standing up because I can't SEE

Keep in mind that I have to play with 2 other people, and their instruments are HUGE and half of the time I can’t see over mine cause it’s so flipping big. I almost lost my bow because I couldn’t see it behind my bass. And I’m in that corner too, AND ITS SO DARK plus Sonia is constantly pokeing me with her bow and there are so many cellos that you can’t see over them. And also, last concert you threatened to stand up and rap Hamilton songs so technically you would have still looked like an idiot either way.

(oI STOP QUOTING THE SAME THING THANK YOU)

Sorry ;-;

oof

ask brother, he zack when i like fast
-me

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