forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!
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"MCR better get back together this year or I will shove a cactus up my ass"

someone understands me

My friend Libby said that today
My girlfriend said something similar…

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

My little sister just told me that her birthday is a tiny broken pencil. I’m trying to figure out the deep meaning behind this and I am CONFUSETH

Well I read that as she sees her birthday as a small event that once had much potential but had been crushed with disappointment……..or maybe I've been eating to many mushrooms

…A MUSHROOM https://ibb.co/tmdr4qK

@Wry_Wyvern

I may have posted this before, but I don't think I have with context, so here goes:
In history, we were learning about the Aztec king that was taken hostage by the Spaniards; the Spaniards demanded a roomful of gold (I forgot the dimensions, but it was pretty big) as ransom. The Aztec people, seeing their king as their sun god (the article mentioned this multiple times), complied (the Spaniards killed their sun god anyway- but that's not important). My friends and I, with the unstoppable motivators of boredom, curiosity, and extra time, figured out how much the roomful of gold would be worth today, assuming that only about half the room would have gold in it (there would be a lot of empty space, even if the room is seemingly full). We then calculated how many sun gods America would need to kidnap in order to pay off the national debt. The answer is 668.

@PuffPoff

someone coughs during a test
Someone on the opposite side of the room: "B*tch me too."

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"What are your thoughts on octopi toenails?" - A semi-drunk me

@sheyna

"don't you think jack's hot?"
"not really."
"oh cOME ON HES HOT"
"…yeah hes pretty good looking."
"uh that's my boyfriend you're talking about fuck off"

~ a conversation between two girls who sat in front of me

@HighPockets group

"I HAVE MY LIST FOR THE AIRING OF GRIEVENCES FOR FESTIVUS NEXT YEAR AND IT! IS! LONG!"

  • Me

"The ocean called, they're running out of shrimp."
"Yeah , well, the jerk store called; they're running out of you!"

  • Me and my sister at Christmas because I was eating "too many shrimp" and she wanted some.