forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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"We're finger buddies!" - my two straight friends who don't understand how much of an innuendo that was
"Good lord, no." - me and my other friend who does understand how much of an innuendo that was

"I dont think ive ever wanted to punch that girl right there ya the one with puffy hair so much other than right now"
Me to a friend b/c she was flirty with my bf at the time.

"I'm not gonna be the bullfrog!"

"P*NIS!"

My middle school is strange….

LOL

"Am I dumb? I don't know."

"snap, popple, crack"

"What's that guys name? Y'know, Seaweed Hair?"(She was talking about Izuku Midoriya)

Me and my fren are roleplaying in a text
Her: and there are security cameras in there
Me: keeping things ace over here

"What's that guys name? Y'know, Seaweed Hair?"(She was talking about Izuku Midoriya)

YES

"What's that guys name? Y'know, Seaweed Hair?"(She was talking about Izuku Midoriya)

YES

It was a funny conversation

I’ve always been bad at sideways diving… then again, I’ve never tried

Me: If I die, I want you to reanimate my corpse.
Turzelle: No!

My mom: It's Mary and Jesus! See, Mary, and Jesus
My baby sister: Mary, and Cheez-its
Mom: …

me lmao

My baby sister: "Mary had a little bacon, little bacon, little bacon… Mary had a little bacon-"
Me: I think you're getting the words wrong, it's "Mary had a little lamb"
Baby sister: …
Me: …
Baby sister: …
Me: …
Baby sister: "Mary had a little ham-"

I think she's hungry

Group Leader: When I was little, people would always ask me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I'd say 'a pirate' and then they'd say 'that's illegal' so I'm going to live out my childhood fantasies through you.
(We were playing Ships and Sailors)

with as much venom and feeling that could possibly be packed into any swear word: "HECK."

"if I were a mat, I'd be the broken springboard"

"I'm Pescatarian."
"What sexuality is that?"

I can't be the only one whose mind just went to The Shape of Water…

Nope when she said that I thought of that and snorted water out of my nose (she was relaying a conversation she had with her mom about how she has friends who aren't straight and was inviting them over, and one is pescatarion)

LOL I'm so glad

"Kanye West likes fish sticks, therefore he is a gay fish."
"I'M NOT A GAY FISH!"

"Kanye West likes fish sticks, therefore he is a gay fish."
"I'M NOT A GAY FISH!"

That's south park