forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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"Kanye West likes fish sticks, therefore he is a gay fish."
"I'M NOT A GAY FISH!"

That's south park

I know. It was intended as a response to the Shape of Water thing, I probably should have quoted.

"Kanye West likes fish sticks, therefore he is a gay fish."
"I'M NOT A GAY FISH!"

That's south park

I know. It was intended as a response to the Shape of Water thing, I probably should have quoted.

Oh, ok

"What is that?"
"Me, but gay."
"But it looks like you."
"Exactly, I'm gay bitch"

Teacher: This virus is hit-or-miss.
Student: Guess they never miss.

Band Class
Senior to Junior: Our bones are always wet but our skin isn't always dry but if your bones are dry it means you're dead and if your skin is dry you have dead skin.
Junior: So finals are here I suppose
Senior: Wii theme on trumpet

There's a trumpet senior in my band class who has, at some point, played every single meme song that exists in both major and minor key.

There's a trumpet senior in my band class who has, at some point, played every single meme song that exists in both major and minor key.

The perfect trumpet player doesn't exis-

There's a trumpet senior in my band class who has, at some point, played every single meme song that exists in both major and minor key.

The perfect trumpet player doesn't exis-

He also sometimes plays two trumpets at once in two different keys so that's fun…

There's a trumpet senior in my band class who has, at some point, played every single meme song that exists in both major and minor key.

The perfect trumpet player doesn't exis-

He also sometimes plays two trumpets at once in two different keys so that's fun…

Dare I ask how he manages to do that?

There's a trumpet senior in my band class who has, at some point, played every single meme song that exists in both major and minor key.

The perfect trumpet player doesn't exis-

He also sometimes plays two trumpets at once in two different keys so that's fun…

Dare I ask how he manages to do that?

He just puts one on each side of his mouth and still sounds better than most of the other trumpets

“GUYS YOU’RE IN ELEVENTH GRADE, I EXPECTED YOU TO NOT THROW BEANS.”

“I beat my wiener in front of 6 year olds.” (Someone actually said this in the hallway…

“I beat my wiener in front of 6 year olds.” (Someone actually said this in the hallway…

…And today on I AM SO パンケーキ GLAD I'M HOMESCHOOLED

“I beat my wiener in front of 6 year olds.” (Someone actually said this in the hallway…

…And today on I AM SO パンケーキ GLAD I'M HOMESCHOOLED

Yeah you lucky パンケーキ, you are lucky.

"I thought I told you not to call me crispy"

"Do you know what time it is?"
"2:31."
"No, it's SENIOR SEASON!"

"You're too nice for your own good."
"Noted. I will stop being nice."
"wait nO"

My friend asked me why everyone voices Nepeta Lejion as if she's a 5 year olde to which they said to me "What if Nepeta has a deep voice like Morgan Freeman's?" to which they proceeded to say one of Nepeta's lines in a Morgan Freeman voice

My baby sister… Why is she always funniest during church? I was just kneeling there, listening to father talk about murder and all these horrible things going on in the world and sweet little Emma (my baby sister) starts trying to remove my veil so she can replace it with her blanket and have her stuffed dog sit on my head and I was in tears I was trying so hard to not burst out laughing because she kept trying to sing Imagine Dragons songs and she was trying to make her dog fly by throwing it at me… All these stupid little things, but then right before Communion she shouted “Are we done yet?” And at that point I just couldn’t hold it in anymore… It may not seem that funny from what I’ve said but if you were there and saw her cute little face yelling “BLE BDOP BLE BDOP BELIEVER! BELIEVER!” (That’s her way of singing Believer by Imagine Dragons) in the middle of mass you’d understand

right before Communion she shouted “Are we done yet?”

This is the only thing I understood and it is a MOOD

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Once I was at an Easter Vigil mass and they handed out candles. This one little kid blew hers out and BIT INTO IT AND TRIED TO EAT IT!
She was very annoying, not gonna lie.
It's my favorite mass because we get FIRE and I like fire

My family was reading scriptures, and my dad was helping my little sister read. So we get to a part that was along the lines of "repent or be destroyed" and on destroyed she lost it. And she has such a contagious laugh that we all lost it. All because my sister thought people getting destroyed was funny.

My family was reading scriptures, and my dad was helping my little sister read. So we get to a part that was along the lines of "repent or be destroyed" and on destroyed she lost it. And she has such a contagious laugh that we all lost it. All because my sister thought people getting destroyed was funny.

My little brother thinks the words "Pizza" and "Devoured" are funny, so he yells them at people whenever he can. Please, no one ever introduce him to "YEET"

I’m currently in high school so here’s some high school sayings I’ve heard:

Supertall sophmore (STS): “Hey, have you ever taken the pill?
Freshmen: le gasp
STS: it’s these tick taks they’re amazing!

Random dude in my yoga class: I sold my Juul to a freshman man. I need my Juul.

My friend, walking in on a conversation about how much you could make by selling 8 bodies in the black market: “Is this the kidney talk again!?”
Me: Yes.

Me: "Okay potatoes, hold my phone."
Freind: "Are you talking to me or my food?"