"Hey, Jill, it looks like your wig is coming off."
"Hey Jill, do you wear a wig? Your hair is too nice to be real!"
"GUYS, THIS IS MY HAIR! I DO NOT WEAR A WIG!"My friends and I have actually had a simular conversation
We’re weird
So are my friends and I.
This was happening while we were setting up a mathematical mini golf course
"Hey, Jill, it looks like your wig is coming off."
"Hey Jill, do you wear a wig? Your hair is too nice to be real!"
"GUYS, THIS IS MY HAIR! I DO NOT WEAR A WIG!"My friends and I have actually had a simular conversation
We’re weirdSo are my friends and I.
This was happening while we were setting up a mathematical mini golf course
I think ours was during social studies. Social studies seems to be the place where people say weird things, like how my friend thinks my right eyebrow is fake
Ugh I just remembered more quotes and then I forgot them!
"Hey, Jill, it looks like your wig is coming off."
"Hey Jill, do you wear a wig? Your hair is too nice to be real!"
"GUYS, THIS IS MY HAIR! I DO NOT WEAR A WIG!"My friends and I have actually had a simular conversation
We’re weirdSo are my friends and I.
This was happening while we were setting up a mathematical mini golf courseI think ours was during social studies. Social studies seems to be the time when people say weird things, like how my friend thinks my right eyebrow is fake
Ugh I just remembered more quotes and then I forgot them!
"Hey, Jill, it looks like your wig is coming off."
"Hey Jill, do you wear a wig? Your hair is too nice to be real!"
"GUYS, THIS IS MY HAIR! I DO NOT WEAR A WIG!"My friends and I have actually had a simular conversation
We’re weirdSo are my friends and I.
This was happening while we were setting up a mathematical mini golf courseI think ours was during social studies. Social studies seems to be the place where people say weird things, like how my friend thinks my right eyebrow is fake
Ugh I just remembered more quotes and then I forgot them!
Damn. Me too
I just remembered:
“Cheryl the African disco ball!”
You will never guess who that’s referring to
Guess
No guesses?
Read on then
We were talking about Brendon Urie!
I told you you’d never guess!
Cheryl- my friend cant seem to get his name right, and she started calling him Cheryl
African- something about the song “Africa”? Idek
Disco ball- because Panic! At the Disco
(That was supposed to be in a spoiler but it’s not working)
"We can listen to A Fever You Can't Sweat Out, just we have to be careful and listen. Whenever Brendon makes a sexual reference or swears, we can yell 'CHEESE WHIZ!' In Ryan Ross's honor!" -My girlfriend in gym, when I brought Pretty Odd, and we got super depressed
Me: IM NOT A BALDING OLD MAN
Friend 1: How are you not a balding old man?
Me: I’m a 13-year-old girl with hair!
Friend 2: Are you assuming her gender, age, and hair level?
(This is kind of an everyday thing. It’s pretty much every day that I have to remind my friend that I am NOT a balding old man)
"What the fuck!?"
"OMG SHE SAID WHAT BEFORE THE FUCK!"
"Ah, fuck."
"Hey! Don't say the fuck word."
"What's in your pants?"
"Oh just your cut off d*ck"
"Thanos is a Teletubbie."
"She's right, but she shouldn't say it."
During a game of mafia Friend's Brother: "And Tony Stark saves himself, because he's a selfish jerk."
(They have a very fierce Cap VS Iron Man rivalry)
"HE DIDN'T WANT TO DISINTIGRATE THE UNIVERSE HE WAS JUST JAMMING OUT TO HIS FAVORITE SONG!"
hey! he looks like a dooooooooor!
"Ryan I swear on the conchas in the cupboard I will rip each of your fingers off one by one if you make that crackling noise again." "En Español!" "Suck my dick Benjamin."
This was an entire conversation. I'm the one threatening Ryan.
(MOOD!)
"Studies have shown that two out of three Matts are tiny. The other, third Matt is football quarterback sized."
Ah yes, very true. I've known three Matt's, two were tiny, the third one is the size of Texas.
BRUUUUUUUUUUUH same!
lunch bell rings
Senior: What time is it?!
Every other Senior in the hallway: I T S T I M E F O R L U N C H
Literally didn't say anything but one kid in my english class (when i was in school because a bitch is homeschoolin') turned in a screenshot of the scene in Monty Python and the Holy Grail where the angels are playing trumpets with their butts instead of an essay on Jekyll and Hyde, and the teacher just shrugged and stuck it on the whiteboard. The kid got a B.
We were doing a unit on the 60s prior to reading The Outsiders and one kid played the trailer for the Pink Panther movie, except he hadn't watched it first, and there was a part where the pink panther was watching the film reel and the narrator goes "ARE YOU WATCHING THE BEDROOM SCENES?" and I've never seen a kid move so fast to turn something off in my life.
Random guy: Sorry about my friend, he’s gay
Other guy: Yeah, gay for you
Random guy: Shut up before I rape your non exsisting children
i took a class your mom
– me in german class
Me: Name an adjective-
“YOUR FACE IS AN ADJECTIVE”
~My brother, 2018
i rolled a 20 on the life
Me: Name an adjective-
“YOUR FACE IS AN ADJECTIVE”
~My brother, 2018
I love it. claps
"Even if you say you're straight, Your hair says otherwise."
Friend 1: (to me) You look like an 85-year-old
Friend 2: If she (me) looks like an 85-year-old than you look like a middle-aged woman having a mid-life crisis
Friend 1: You’re a mid-life crisis
"I just want all the condiments on my chin."