@TeamMezzo group
"NO, LISA. I DON'T WANT YOUR GREASY CAT BARF ON MY SHIRT."
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Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!
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@Mojack group
“Eat your greens”
student next to me in a locker says as she takes lettuce out of her backpack
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"It's not Titannia. IT'S TITANIC
@CharBar
upon finding out our school has PR monitors that record the class's audio
"fUcK yA cHiCkEn StRiPs"
@The-N-U-T-Cracker
Oh gosh, my baby sister is just…
Emma (my baby sister): Scootching around the floor on her stomach I'm a whale!
My older sister: What does a whale say?
Emma: …
Emma: …
Emma: …
Emma: screaming at the top of her lungs
WHALE
@The-N-U-T-Cracker
No amount of text can capture how beautiful that moment was
@HighPockets group
"What would Hamlet do??"
"Procrastinate?"
"NO!"
@CharBar
"this is america, we drink coffee. Not tea."
@Relsey-TheElder
"this is america, we drink coffee. Not tea."
"This is america, We don't just spill The Tea, We dump it into the Hecking, Harbor."
@CharBar
"this is america, we drink coffee. Not tea."
"This is america, We don't just spill The Tea, We dump it into the Hecking, Harbor."
i have a new favorite human
@The-N-U-T-Cracker
"this is america, we drink coffee. Not tea."
"This is america, We don't just spill The Tea, We dump it into the Hecking, Harbor."
i have a new favorite human
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@Becfromthedead group
We have a tea club at my school… so I told them if we ever overthrow the "tea-ocracy," first step will be to yeet all the tea bags into the fountains in our school's plaza.
@The-N-U-T-Cracker
Oh gosh, my baby sister is just…
Emma (my baby sister): Scootching around the floor on her stomach I'm a whale!
My older sister: What does a whale say?
Emma: …
Emma: …
Emma: …
Emma: screaming at the top of her lungsWHALE
I added her whale sounds to a clip of "Sail" and it's my proudest achievement
@HighPockets group
We have a tea club at my school… so I told them if we ever overthrow the "tea-ocracy," first step will be to yeet all the tea bags into the fountains in our school's plaza.
Sounds fun. I want in lol.
@galaxyunicorn-is-in-love-with-starry
“Selling cookies? Girl Scouts is all about kidnapping!”
@The-N-U-T-Cracker
“Selling cookies? Girl Scouts is all about kidnapping!”
According to dogs, that is correct
@HighPockets group
(During choir warmups with a lot of standing)
Kid 1: You make me want to shoot my kneecaps.
Kid 2: Everybody keep doing stretches!
Kid 1: Pew pew pew.
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“Selling cookies? Girl Scouts is all about kidnapping!”
As a Girl Scout I am triggered. I only kidnap adults, thank you very much (XD)
@galaxyunicorn-is-in-love-with-starry
“Selling cookies? Girl Scouts is all about kidnapping!”
As a Girl Scout I am triggered. I only kidnap adults, thank you very much (XD)
My friend said this during Girl Scouts yesterday. We were making posters for our cookie booths and she started talking about kidnapping people
@ember-chan-will-never-forget-you
Oh gosh, my baby sister is just…
Emma (my baby sister): Scootching around the floor on her stomach I'm a whale!
My older sister: What does a whale say?
Emma: …
Emma: …
Emma: …
Emma: screaming at the top of her lungsWHALE
i love this
@ember-chan-will-never-forget-you
how come the boron's upside down??
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"IT'S A NATION OF GENTLE MOSHERS!!!!"
@ember-chan-will-never-forget-you
look at the TV just look at it ScOOOOOOt
@ember-chan-will-never-forget-you
itwhichummmmmmmmmm
hello its me again you cants no excuseme that no WHY
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Me: "I'm a pretty nice person just not when I'm annoyed."
My friend: "But you're always annoyed."
Me: "Exactly"